Members HanSolo Posted June 18, 2012 Members Share Posted June 18, 2012 Hershey Highway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan Roberts Posted June 18, 2012 Members Share Posted June 18, 2012 -----------Not Segal, although If I had his money, I could live in my mansion and ride in my limo while ignoring the Haters like you begging for a dime at my windshield:thu:, all while strumming Albert King's Flying V and looking at the several dozen prime vintage guitars in my car:lol:. It must be nice having all you want while the jealous bedroom rockers rail against you in their faceless manner on websites:rolleyes: .........................The REAL Rocker. Steve, I want to apologize for thinking I was Above The Law in criticizing your blues. After reading your post, I now feel Under Seige and On Deadly Ground. Now that you're Out For Justice I can only hope I'm not Marked For Death. If I have to I'll head Into The Sun to be Out Of Reach of The Patriot and Mercenary For Justice. I realize you're probably Out For A Kill but I'll even brave the Belly Of The Beast to elude your Urban Justice and the threat of being Pistol Whipped or shot. I'm already Half Past Dead and the Exit Wounds would probably put me Out Of Reach of The Glimmer Man since my Ticker is no longer able to fight Against The Dark against A Dangerous Man like you. But, I was Born To Raise Hell so I'll take up my Machete if need be in my Flight Of Fury if you choose to be the Shadow Man of The Keeper of the blues. You'll never throw the Kill Switch on me or utter the words "Today You Die" as long as you wield a guitar in vain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vcnyls Posted June 18, 2012 Members Share Posted June 18, 2012 Steve, I want to apologize for thinking I was Above The Law in criticizing your blues. After reading your post, I now feel Under Seige and On Deadly Ground. Now that you're Out For Justice I can only hope I'm not Marked For Death. If I have to I'll head Into The Sun to be Out Of Reach of The Patriot and Mercenary For Justice. I realize you're probably Out For A Kill but I'll even brave the Belly Of The Beast to elude your Urban Justice and the threat of being Pistol Whipped or shot. I'm already Half Past Dead and the Exit Wounds would probably put me Out Of Reach of The Glimmer Man since my Ticker is no longer able to fight Against The Dark against A Dangerous Man like you. But, I was Born To Raise Hell so I'll take up my Machete if need be in my Flight Of Fury if you choose to be the Shadow Man of The Keeper of the blues. You'll never throw the Kill Switch on me or utter the words "Today You Die" as long as you wield a guitar in vain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Steve, I want to apologize for thinking I was Above The Law in criticizing your blues. After reading your post, I now feel Under Seige and On Deadly Ground. Now that you're Out For Justice I can only hope I'm not Marked For Death. If I have to I'll head Into The Sun to be Out Of Reach of The Patriot and Mercenary For Justice. I realize you're probably Out For A Kill but I'll even brave the Belly Of The Beast to elude your Urban Justice and the threat of being Pistol Whipped or shot. I'm already Half Past Dead and the Exit Wounds would probably put me Out Of Reach of The Glimmer Man since my Ticker is no longer able to fight Against The Dark against A Dangerous Man like you. But, I was Born To Raise Hell so I'll take up my Machete if need be in my Flight Of Fury if you choose to be the Shadow Man of The Keeper of the blues. You'll never throw the Kill Switch on me or utter the words "Today You Die" as long as you wield a guitar in vain! -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker. -----------------^^^^^WHOOSH!^^^^^ .................The REALER Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alecto Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Well, nice picture of you and the Hater Elite at the Haters Ball!! Which one of these haters in the picture are you again?...................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker. Whoa dude ease up! He's just joking around, no need to go into Dark Territory Also, why did you pass up a role in the Expendables and are you going to be in the sequel??......................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Lighten up on John Mayer. He's paid his dues and kicked a serious crack habit. Here's some of the crack he's done: Okay, NOW I hate the guy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Okay, NOW I hate the guy!!! ---------------Of course you hate him, that's why your a Hater!:lol:John Mayer has tapped the ass of every celebrity and NON-CELEBRITY girl you ever dreamed of:cry:, and Steven Segal beat the crap out of you when you complained about John:thu:Why, it's taking everything I got to hold Yngwie Malmsteen back, because he wants a piece outta you, just because he can!!(Yngwie, stop swinging that Strat at him, he just an idiot Hater:lol:).It's not a nice day to be a Hater, but then, it NEVER is:cry:.......................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 ---------------Of course you hate him, that's why your a Hater!:lol:John Mayer has tapped the ass of every celebrity and NON-CELEBRITY girl you ever dreamed of:cry:, and Steven Segal beat the crap out of you when you complained about John:thu:Why, it's taking everything I got to hold Yngwie Malmsteen back, because he wants a piece outta you, just because he can!! (Yngwie, stop swinging that Strat at him, he just an idiot Hater:lol: ).It's not a nice day to be a Hater, but then, it NEVER is:cry: .......................The REAL Rocker. Steve, are you drunk? Come on man, Im a fan! I even teared up a little when you died like 2 minutes into Execuitve Decision So are you in Expendables 2 then? I hope you are, it would be awesome to see you go up against/with all those other poser actions stars who cant fight (barring Jet Li of course, but then again youre 6'.4" and built like a brick {censored}house so even if you didnt know aikido you could probably take him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I was going to reply, but it's 3:30 am here, and I have to work in the morning. Catch back up then.......................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I was going to reply, but it's 3:30 am here, and I have to work in the morning. Catch back up then.......................The REAL Rocker. naww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandass Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker.If I could sig this exchange I would.Bravo, dear fellows, bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 I was going to reply, but it's 3:30 am here, and I have to work in the morning. Catch back up then.......................The REAL Rocker.stayed up until 330 am for this???????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scolfax Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 It's just one of those situations where it hurts a little bit to acknowledge how great a musician he is........................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldGuitarPlayer Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Can I ask a serious question? Why is it that some (most) of you here act as if you can only play blues if you've felt "pain" and had to pay your "dues"? "oh my god he's never picked cotton, or had to sell chicken eggs by the side of the road, or never spun out of control on coke, therefore he hasn't paid his dues!" That's one of the laughable things I've ever heard. You middle aged white folks crack me up. I have done all those things and worse. Therefore I qualify as a real bluesman. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 No one on HCEG is a real bluesman. Unless John Mayer or Steven Seagal post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members falseknight Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 Now the greats, you can pick them out by ear - whether they are playing their special 'signature' guitar or a beat up acoustic. Don't think he falls into that class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldGuitarPlayer Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 No one on HCEG is a real bluesman. Unless John Mayer or Steven Seagal post here. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan Roberts Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 No one on HCEG is a real bluesman. Unless John Mayer or Steven Seagal post here. I hear they're gonna' remake the movie Crossroads with Mayer in the role of Macchio and Seagal in the role of Vai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan Roberts Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 -----------------Wow, Segal isn't much to you, yet you take the time to put ALL his films into this^^^^^uh,this ^^^^^uh, whatever this is.:confused:Well, All I can say is to raise that Hater flag:thu:, drink the Haterade:facepalm:, and sing the Hater song,....."If yer NOBODY and you know it, clap your hands:cry:.....If yer nobody and you know it, clap your hands:cry:........If you haven't got a dime, but HATE anyone doing FINE:eek:,.....If yer NOBODY and yer know it CLAP YOUR HANDS:lol:...Keep Hating, Haters!!......................The REAL Rocker.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqKFSqb0Sn4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vikingrat Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 All this I cannot bear to witness any longer.Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willyburger Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 LOL. These get funnier by the day. Any thread that starts with 'douchenozzle' and ends up with Django promoting Steven Seagal as a True Blues player is epic. Just to be clear. That's not a slam on Seagal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kulardenu Posted June 19, 2012 Members Share Posted June 19, 2012 John Mayer studied at Berklee where did Stevie go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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