Members Alan Roberts Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 John Mayer studied at Berklee where did Stevie go? George Lynch's Online Guitar Dojo? For the blues, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alecto Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 -----------------Well, nice picture of you and the Hater Elite at the Haters Ball!! Which one of these haters in the picture are you again? ...................The REAL Rocker. I'm the guy who is telling you to quit while you're behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Potts Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I don't know how people can't hear/watch this and realize this dude has it... He plays/sings this flawlessly and seemingly without effort. Then he can turn around and write radio friendly pop tunes that sell millions of discs. Yeah he sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'm the guy who is telling you to quit while you're behind. -----------------Behind? I'm the guy sitting on top the hill eating a ice cream cone watching you trying to get half-way up the hill in vain to catch up!....................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 I hear they're gonna' remake the movie Crossroads with Mayer in the role of Macchio and Seagal in the role of Vai.Finally, the story of blues can be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StringJunky Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Finally, the story of blues can be told. With Charlton Heston as "Blind Dog" Willie Brown; he could split the Mississippi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Yeah he sucks. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 With Charlton Heston as "Blind Dog" Willie Brown; he could split the Mississippi! Pharaoh - let my blooze borelords go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members *BLEEP* Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 RANT:Why John Mayer is a total Douchenozzle So, John Mayer is actually a douchenozzle? Damn, I'd been thinking all these years he was a {censored}ing snorkeldick!!! ....Oh well, good time wasted away with the wrong thoughts in me noggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Canadian Jeff Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Mayer's awesome. Y'all just hatin' cuz he can sing, play, and move records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StringJunky Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 Pharaoh - let my blooze borelords go! Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty shredder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alecto Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 -----------------Behind? I'm the guy sitting on top the hill eating a ice cream cone watching you trying to get half-way up the hill in vain to catch up! ....................The REAL Rocker. What hill? Oh, you mean the dungheap you're currently sitting on. Okay, carry on then; we won't interfere with your delusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 What hill? Oh, you mean the dungheap you're currently sitting on. Okay, carry on then; we won't interfere with your delusions. -------------What? What dunghill? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so exhausted that you are still thinking you had a chance of getting up the hill:rolleyes:. I should have realized this when your tongue started getting tangled in your shoelaces, and that passing dog started licking your face:facepalm:Oh well, I'm going to grab a burger, call me when you manage to get up:thu:....................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 -------------Keep digging that hole, ....................The REAL Rocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vikingrat Posted June 20, 2012 Members Share Posted June 20, 2012 John plays some of the most luscious blues i have ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members steve_man Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 SRVs #1 guitar was a pretty beat when he got it from Ray Hennig's heart of texas music. It use to belong to Chistopher Cross.Heart of Texas Music...we buy stuff from there all the time at our church... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alecto Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 -------------What? What dunghill? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so exhausted that you are still thinking you had a chance of getting up the hill:rolleyes:. I should have realized this when your tongue started getting tangled in your shoelaces, and that passing dog started licking your face:facepalm:Oh well, I'm going to grab a burger, call me when you manage to get up:thu:....................The REAL Rocker. How do you manage to type while wearing that straitjacket? Do you use your nose? Enjoy that burger; can't you just taste that e coli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 How do you manage to type while wearing that straitjacket? Do you use your nose? Enjoy that burger; can't you just taste that e coli? -------------Hello? H-E-LL-OOOOOOO, Can you hear me down there?? Wow, I think you must have hit your head, because you're having delusions down there on the ground:eek:. I've been gone for twenty minutes, and you are still here?? I should have known something was wrong when you started singing Al Jolson tunes:facepalm:, and even the dog is pawning at your head trying to wake you up:lol:. Well, I called the ambulance and they'll be here soon, so take heart, help is on the way!!! By the way, brought you back a burger,(but you seem to be having a problem breathing), so I'll feed it to the dog and head out.Take care Bro, and try to get some exercise.....................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 Most crazy people think they're normal. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 -------------Hello? H-E-LL-OOOOOOO, Can you hear me down there?? Wow, I think you must have hit your head, because you're having delusions down there on the ground:eek:. I've been gone for twenty minutes, and you are still here?? I should have known something was wrong when you started singing Al Jolson tunes:facepalm:, and even the dog is pawning at your head trying to wake you up:lol:. Well, I called the ambulance and they'll be here soon, so take heart, help is on the way!!! By the way, brought you back a burger,(but you seem to be having a problem breathing), so I'll feed it to the dog and head out.Take care Bro, and try to get some exercise.....................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The REAL Rocker Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 -------------Spike! Thank Goodness you came by!! This guy has hurt himself and we're waiting for the ambulance and......No, I don't know who he is! We were racing up the hill when he ran outta gas and........No, that's not my dog! What F'ING difference does it make WHOSE dog it is?? Hey,....wait a minute! Why are you taking his wallet out, Spike?? Huh??? Spike, That's HIS money Spike, and this is called stealin....What do ya mean, it is ONLY If you get caught??? Put that wallet back.....wait, what are you doing with the pliers, Spike?? What do ya mean there GOLD in them thar teeth??:confused:NOOOOOOO Spike, you can't do that, they call that assault....Who going to stop you??? Well, I AM!!!:thu:Ow!! Take that:pYa don't like it when you get hit, do ya:eek:Holy.....What the hell?? Yeah, I said he wasn't MY DOG, but I guess he doesn't like you either!!! Go on boy, SIC 'EM!!! Uh......Uh....WOW.....Maybe If ya go limp, he'll stop biting you!!:lol:Good boy, you can let him go.....Ah, when I said you could let him go, I didn't mean to bite him somewhere else!!:rolleyes:Ah well, Spike, here comes the ambulance and the cops:cop:Maybe you can explain the wallet, the pliers, the dog and who the guy on the ground is, but I'm getting the heck outta here, before I end up in the joint trying to find my lawyer's number.....................The REAL Rocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 -------------Spike! Thank Goodness you came by!! This guy has hurt himself and we're waiting for the ambulance and......No, I don't know who he is! We were racing up the hill when he ran outta gas and........No, that's not my dog! What F'ING difference does it make WHOSE dog it is?? Hey,....wait a minute! Why are you taking his wallet out, Spike?? Huh??? Spike, That's HIS money Spike, and this is called stealin....What do ya mean, it is ONLY If you get caught??? Put that wallet back.....wait, what are you doing with the pliers, Spike?? What do ya mean there GOLD in them thar teeth??:confused:NOOOOOOO Spike, you can't do that, they call that assault....Who going to stop you??? Well, I AM!!!:thu:Ow!! Take that:pYa don't like it when you get hit, do ya:eek:Holy.....What the hell?? Yeah, I said he wasn't MY DOG, but I guess he doesn't like you either!!! Go on boy, SIC 'EM!!! Uh......Uh....WOW.....Maybe If ya go limp, he'll stop biting you!!:lol:Good boy, you can let him go.....Ah, when I said you could let him go, I didn't mean to bite him somewhere else!!:rolleyes:Ah well, Spike, here comes the ambulance and the cops:cop:Maybe you can explain the wallet, the pliers, the dog and who the guy on the ground is, but I'm getting the heck outta here, before I end up in the joint trying to find my lawyer's number.....................The REAL Rocker. What a wanker... Impress yourself much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 What a wanker... Impress yourself much?Every now and then we witness somebody go off the deep end here at HCEG. This is one of those times. Poor Steven Seagal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted June 21, 2012 Members Share Posted June 21, 2012 It must suck to be the most hated member of every single forum you post in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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