Members Django Sentenza Posted May 26, 2012 Members Share Posted May 26, 2012 So- 'adapt it' then? I can't tell the difference between a real thread and a troll thread anymore- both are full of trolls trolling. No, just push it down. It stays down. Push it again and it comes up. It's totally out of the way if you want it to be. Leo thought of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted May 26, 2012 Members Share Posted May 26, 2012 who said hipsters don't play Strats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willyguitar Posted May 26, 2012 Members Share Posted May 26, 2012 Look Uma, you need to get the persepctive right, and in persepctive what we have with guitars essentially is sexual organs. The Les Paul is a pair of perfectly formed 36D tits, the Strat is a newly depilated vagina, the Tele is a cock, and the Jaguar is a wrinkly scrotum, they all do have their uses and are great fun to play with and together, but we all know which ones look good I see the strat more as a rampant rabbit dildo - all the knobs in the wrong places and chafes like hell on my pinkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 26, 2012 Members Share Posted May 26, 2012 who said hipsters don't play Strats? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wrongnote85 Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Perhaps your pinky is so calloused that you don't notice it anymore. But it's definitely a design flaw. You shouldn't have to play around anything. It's ergonomically incorrect. you never did respond to my be my girl video. the youtube one that you can see. page 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wrongnote85 Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 also, here's how to throw down on a strat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warriorpoet Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Guitar pots are a poor platform for volume swells to begin with. This is superior in every way: Uncorrect. Your post skirts the issue and displays a typically poor level of tastemanship. Does Hank Marvin need that silly foot-crutch? I think not. Neither do Strat players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Canadian Jeff Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Flawless victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rex Machete Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Totally relevant question: Am I the only one who reads these comments that refer to the OP as "Honey" and immediately hear Joe Jack from "King of the Hill"? This is by far the best response to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Uncorrect.Your post skirts the issue and displays a typically poor level of tastemanship. Does Hank Marvin need that silly foot-crutch? I think not. Neither do Strat players. They're satisficing with outdated, compromise technology. The volume knob on the strat came at a time when there were no volume pedals. The strat volume knob allowed people to do volume swells, at the cost of ergonomics. Now you can have both. Welcome to the 21st century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 He hates that strat so much he put it down on his lap. It's like he's saying, "get this thing away from me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xrleroyx Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 I love my start, and my offsets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Update... Lying in bed naked with my strat having a hell of a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 ^^She loves your big, strong hands caressing her Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members billybilly Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 ^^She loves your big, strong hands caressing her Billy Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nicholai Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 I see the strat more as a rampant rabbit dildo - all the knobs in the wrong places and chafes like hell on my pinkie. Why you know this confuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mockchoi Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 I don't get why people are ragging on Honey. Guy can obviously play. Is him not liking strats reason enough to jump on him? But anyway... To ME, a strat is well-designed if you need to access the controls while playing. Try doing that with a Les Paul. If that's not important to you, and you don't like the controls as is, just get a different guitar! I will say that I kind of agree with the people saying it's nice to be able to adapt to the instrument though. I used to have the worst time with the middle pickup on a strat; but I eventually realized that it actually was due to poor technique and I adapted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldGuitarPlayer Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Eventually you will all learn that the telecaster is the best solid body guitar ever designed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sdgails Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Update... Lying in bed naked with my strat having a hell of a time. be careful not to hit your knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sdgails Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Originally Posted by Django Sentenza You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. that would make him A hipster for misusing the word "hipster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldGuitarPlayer Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Originally Posted by sdgails that would make him A hipster for misusing the word "hipster" This is the real hipster... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oZW3XPV7-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Originally Posted by billybilly Update... Lying in bed naked with my strat having a hell of a time. So what are you doing with the whammy bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted May 27, 2012 Members Share Posted May 27, 2012 Originally Posted by mockchoi I don't get why people are ragging on Honey. Guy can obviously play. Is him not liking strats reason enough to jump on him? yes. this is serious internets business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members McCain Posted May 28, 2012 Members Share Posted May 28, 2012 Replace round vol. knob with chicken head... http://www.amazon.com/AmplifiedParts.../dp/B003BGNBX8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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