Members Scott K Posted July 17, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 BUMP That's what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 OK I have one its kind of bad, but I am going to admit to it.About a year ago I was talking to this Japanese Girl I know online, she admited she wanted to have a relations ship with me even though I am married, I told her this wouldnt happen as I am married and also in the UK anyway. If I was single maybe I would.So she told me she would do anything I wanted. So I said anything?Her :yesMe:Really?Her: think of something and I will do it now and send you a video of it.So I thought to my self well its not really cheating is it to watch a video Then I thought Then again I thought Then I thought want is the most disgusting thing I can think of (not too sick I am not that evil) that she wouldnt do but I can see her boundry.So I asked this.................its so wrong, and not really a turn on for me just a challange...........Me: so anything you will do it? no matter how kinky?Her: yes and I will love it.Me: ok go pee your panties and filme it for me. (wrong I know but I wanted to challange her.)her: OK I think I will like it too.Me: errr ok.I still have the Video saved on my PC she did it and she said she enjoyed doing it for me.We dont really talk anymore.Yes I know I am bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mparsons Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Pee herself? That's what you came up with?Noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members K-Bizzle Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 The only confession I can come up with is this. HCAF, I confess, that I play power chords, open chords, and octaves probably 70% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted July 17, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Pee herself? That's what you came up with? Noob Hey, it's a confession! Good work, Neil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Pee herself? That's what you came up with? Noob it was the presure of the moment I am married if I was there and not I would have got dirty on her ass.And I have the VID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dropsix Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 OK I have one its kind of bad, but I am going to admit to it. About a year ago I was talking to this Japanese Girl I know online, she admited she wanted to have a relations ship with me even though I am married, I told her this wouldnt happen as I am married and also in the UK anyway. If I was single maybe I would. So she told me she would do anything I wanted. So I said anything? Her :yes Me:Really? Her: think of something and I will do it now and send you a video of it. So I thought to my self well its not really cheating is it to watch a video Then I thought Then again I thought Then I thought want is the most disgusting thing I can think of (not too sick I am not that evil) that she wouldnt do but I can see her boundry. So I asked this................. its so wrong, and not really a turn on for me just a challange........... Me: so anything you will do it? no matter how kinky? Her: yes and I will love it. Me: ok go pee your panties and filme it for me. (wrong I know but I wanted to challange her.) her: OK I think I will like it too. Me: errr ok. I still have the Video saved on my PC she did it and she said she enjoyed doing it for me. We dont really talk anymore. Yes I know I am bad The amounts of fail Neilrocks25 THE POSSIBILITIES WERE ENDLESS. ENDLESS I weep for your now forever incomplete soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hey I am married and belive me my wife knows how to please me But yeah I suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -todgemistro- Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Neil. You missed teh golden opportunity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 So, I was nearly arrested for {censored}ting. Last week I was picking up my Girlfriend from some church thing, and my friend and I were waiting in the parking lot for her. Well, we had just massively pigged out at Cici's pizza, and it was to the point that if we didn't find a toilet, we would easily have a double diahrrea explosion on our hands. So we start sneaking around the church checking each door counter clockwise. None of them are open except the one everybody is standing around on the inside. So me and my buddy say screw it, and we walk in like we belong there and find ourselves a bathroom. I ran in so quick I missed the toilet with my first couple of turds. but three seconds after we start {censored}ting, some guy comes in and says the police are on the way already. So naturally I look at my friend, and go, {censored}, we would get arrested for {censored}ting. But luckily, the police that came were cool and gave us a warning. At first I felt bad about accidentally missing the toilet with my {censored}, but not after the ass called the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Neil. You missed teh golden opportunity O Rly?Sounds like he got the GOLDEN opportunity to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 PM vid to me please thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 I was 22 and hooked up with a chick that turned out to be a 17 yr old... her boyfriend came and picked her up from my house (where the party was) later that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members silenced777 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well you see... My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nwright Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 So, I was nearly arrested for {censored}ting.Last week I was picking up my Girlfriend from some church thing, and my friend and I were waiting in the parking lot for her. Well, we had just massively pigged out at Cici's pizza, and it was to the point that if we didn't find a toilet, we would easily have a double diahrrea explosion on our hands.So we start sneaking around the church checking each door counter clockwise. None of them are open except the one everybody is standing around on the inside. So me and my buddy say screw it, and we walk in like we belong there and find ourselves a bathroom. I ran in so quick I missed the toilet with my first couple of turds. but three seconds after we start {censored}ting, some guy comes in and says the police are on the way already.So naturally I look at my friend, and go, {censored}, we would get arrested for {censored}ting. But luckily, the police that came were cool and gave us a warning.At first I felt bad about accidentally missing the toilet with my {censored}, but not after the ass called the cops so they called the cops before ever seeing the poop on the floor? Why would a church, if it has people in it, arrest someone for going in? Isn't that the point? This doesn't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted July 17, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Well you see...My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me..... Awesome band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -todgemistro- Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 O Rly? Sounds like he got the GOLDEN opportunity to me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 so they called the cops before ever seeing the poop on the floor? Why would a church, if it has people in it, arrest someone for going in? Isn't that the point? This doesn't make sense. Ahh, so someone sees my logic It didn't make any sense to me either, their excuse was, that it was for safety, because there were children in another wing of the building. But two dudes using the bathroom didn't look like a safety issue to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Churches or scum havens dude... you should know this by now... -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 Neil. You missed teh golden opportunity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 17, 2009 Members Share Posted July 17, 2009 PM vid to me please thanksCant add attachments on PM's PM your email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted July 18, 2009 Members Share Posted July 18, 2009 I still have the Video saved on my PC link mofo'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 The only confession I can come up with is this. HCAF, I confess, that I play power chords, open chords, and octaves probably 70% of the time. wait... there's more to music than that? :shrug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Why would a church, if it has people in it, arrest someone for going in? Isn't that the point? This doesn't make sense.It was evident there was going to be pee-yews in teh pews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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