Members NITROHOLIC Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 i was 16 drunk and it was 3 am i drove my 66 buick riviera through a golf course. when i crashed it into a unforseen 6 ft drop into a sand trap. i got out ran my ass nearly a mile to the main road then hitched a ride home. i reported it stolen the next morning. never got nailed with that. i {censored} in a friends younger brothers shampoo bottle. also put gorilla glue in his "lotion" bottles by his computer. that kid was a douche. i rubbed my asshole (kinda poopy) on a cig then gave it to this kid that used to follow my group of friends around. he smoked the whole damn thing. i had a rolling machine that we sometimes would use it for other things. i pulled out a handful of curlies and put them in a "cig" for a dude. he also smoked the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 got to admit she can sing Wtf 9ball. W.T.F...I think I lost respect for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M1K3999 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 i suck at pinch harmonics You still cant do those dude? Even after I explained? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 can't remember if i posted this earlier, but my brother has a band with a really huge doucebag piano player. while they where out i rubbed my junk all over his keyboard and this piano horn thing (like an accordian u blow into) all ove rthe mouth piece. the kid played everything not having a clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marshredder Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 My Last.FM is pretty much my biggest "Confession" http://www.last.fm/user/AMSnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThrashensteiN Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 You still cant do those dude? Even after I explained? re-explain, i was probably drunk or tired when you did lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 both of these are 100% win I've got some good ones for only being 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 I enjoy some Hawthorne Heights songs Mainly this one:[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Not really a confession, but my little brother is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 I have some new ones: My girlfriends roommate was annoying the living {censored} out of me, so I replaced her birth control pills (stupid bitch has the kind that come in a bottle, who does that?) with aspirin. Hope she uses condoms. I stuck sleeping pills in my girlfriends beer last weekend so she would shut the {censored} up. Drunk girlfriend on the rag = epically annoying. I sold pot to one of my teachers and a security guard. I attempted to get a squirrel to smoke a joint. Did not work. But it did make my really high friend piss himself laughing. So I guess it was a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Not really a confession, but my little brother is gay. How old is he??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 How old is he??? 24.Why? Want me to introduce you to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 How old is he??? What's with the eek? And why would it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members K-Bizzle Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 How old is he??? You wondering if he's single? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 You wondering if he's single? Hellz yeah, too bad he's too old for me I'm lonley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 What's with the eek? And why would it matter? Oh great, no everyone thinks i'm a homophobe. No that's not what I meant, I was just wondering because when he said little brother I thought he meant "little" little. And i've never heard of a 5 year old thats gay, it just seems unusual. I have nothing against gays BTW, I have friends that are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Oh great, no everyone thinks i'm a homophobe. No that's not what I meant, I was just wondering because when he said little brother I thought he meant "little" little. And i've never heard of a 5 year old thats gay, it just seems unusual. I have nothing against gays BTW, I have friends that are. Just clarifying. Never to young to be gay. Boys don't have cooties afterall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Oh great, no everyone thinks i'm a homophobe. No that's not what I meant, I was just wondering because when he said little brother I thought he meant "little" little. And i've never heard of a 5 year old thats gay, it just seems unusual. I have nothing against gays BTW, I have friends that are. hahahahaha. ur gonna git bant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 hahahahaha. ur gonna git bant. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 24. Why? Want me to introduce you to him? pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurityS.L.G. Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Not really a confession, but my little brother is gay. Your brother is Abecon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 pics? :poke: well. I's 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 :poke: well. I's 25 no response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheAmazingBlob Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 hahahahaha. ur gonna git bant.You don't get banned for using the word gay, you get banned if you're using it as an insult or in a negative connotation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crunchtime Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 When I was like 13 I shoplifted a Scorpions, Virgin Killers cassette from Shopko. I still regret it as I consider myself an honest person and hate thieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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