Members Scott K Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Post your confessions in here. I look at NWS threads at work. I barfed on a guy at a bar and didn't tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I want to bang the pregnant broad who I sit next to on the train every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mseriously30 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Sometimes I choke myself a little bit when I masturbate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ¤ Matt ¤ Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Sometimes I choke myself a little bit when I masturbate. I so hard at that a little bit of wee came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weathered Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I once punched a hole in the wall at a party when I was drunk, and then left and didn't tell anyone 'twas me. ....thank God it was at UW-Stout and I haven't been back since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mseriously30 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I once punched a hole in the wall at a party when I was drunk, and then left and didn't tell anyone 'twas me. ....thank God it was at UW-Stout and I haven't been back since. ...also guilty of that...and probably worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc Roy Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 When I was in high school, during the bus ride home, I really had to take a leak. Couldn't hold it in any longer, so since I was sitting in the back seat and there was hardly anyone in the bus, I stood up the best I could and took a leak on the floor. It felt damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shredbadtone Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I got drunk at my own house one night with my girl and she was a lot more drunk then me and I was still pretty hammered but coherent and I knocked her laptop off the counter and cracked the screen but she was so drunk she didn't realize what happened. I told her in the morning that she did and she believed me, she still tells the story as if she actually did it but doesn't remember Close one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i don't actually know how to play guitar. i play amp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mseriously30 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i don't actually know how to play guitar. i play amp. We already knew that. Spit something else out.......DOOO IIIIIITTTTTT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 We already knew that. Spit something else out.......DOOO IIIIIITTTTTT!!!! but i don't really have anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scottdh Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 An ex-girlfriend cheated on me but forgot she had left her camera in my dorm room. So I took a picture of my hairy asshole and returned the camera (this was back before digital cameras). When she got the film developed, she was looking at the pictures with her mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tsunamijesus Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i dont think asians are good looking. at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weathered Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 ...also guilty of that...and probably worse. So at St. Patty's day a couple of years ago, I was BOMBED and brought home a small land mammal disguised as a female. I somehow wised up before laying down the pipe, faked getting sick, and then went and slept on the futon in the living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i dont think asians are good looking. at all. bant. jk. i'm with you, for the most part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 So at St. Patty's day a couple of years ago, I was BOMBED and brought home a small land mammal disguised as a female. I somehow wised up before laying down the pipe, faked getting sick, and then went and slept on the futon in the living room. well played, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tetaJ Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i wish i could tell my bosses the hits are becoming harder to accomplish each day, too many cameras everywhere. i would also like to see your clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I saw my sister in law naked on my wedding night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i dont think asians are good looking. at all. Thats cool I wish no one would and than more for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members In Absentia Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I saw my sister in law naked on my wedding night. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members "sasquatch" Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i like slightly dominating women my middle finger on my fretting hand is mangled and doesn't have an end joint (wood planer accident) i also don't find asians hot at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i creep on the physically handicapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members In Absentia Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 i have a crush on a girl who's physically handicapped? That's not so bad. EDIT: I put your pre-edit message at the top. It makes you seem girlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 OK I posted this a few years ago on here and got ROASTED for it, so what the hell, here it is again: In college I was taking a dump in the men's room at the Communication Arts & Sciences building. On the floor near the base of the commode I noticed a wallet; almost certainly it had fallen out of the pocket of the previous person when his pants were down around his ankles. I picked it up, pocketed all the cash that was in it (about $100 if I recall correctly) and flushed the wallet down the toilet (and it went down too; this was one of those toilets with a flush like a nuclear blast). OK, let me have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 OK I posted this a few years ago on here and got ROASTED for it, so what the hell, here it is again:In college I was taking a dump in the men's room at the Communication Arts & Sciences building. On the floor near the base of the commode I noticed a wallet; almost certainly it had fallen out of the pocket of the previous person when his pants were down around his ankles. I picked it up, pocketed all the cash that was in it (about $100 if I recall correctly) and flushed the wallet down the toilet (and it went down too; this was one of those toilets with a flush like a nuclear blast).OK, let me have it. hahahahahahaha. win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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