Members yourguitarhero Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 Neil, can we have vid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zozobra Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 I banged a married woman a few weeks ago. The karma police are going to {censored} me up for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 My wife says thanks for not cumming in her :kill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 I banged a married woman a few weeks ago. The karma police are going to {censored} me up for that one. I'm going striaght to hell then. It's happened with a couple of women I used to work with. And a bored rich bird who used to follow me around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zozobra Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 As a rule I try to avoid these kinds of indiscretions but if its been dry for a while morals can go and jump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 As a rule I try to avoid these kinds of indiscretions but if its been dry for a while morals can go and jump Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I gotta bring this back. This isn't much of a confession, but i've gained 65 pounds in the last ten years. Granted, i was 99 pounds when i graduated high school ten years ago... but still. I wanna lose weight, but i've become a bit of a closet alcoholic and i think that's really affecting both my weight and my motivation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dead Star Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 -I can't read music, and everything I play is by ear. When people tell me I'm not a real musician, a little bit of me dies inside. -I don't post many pictures of myself because I'm fat and ugly -I stole the cookie from the cookie jar (...shhhh...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iff Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 BACK FROM THE DEADI {censored}ING LOVE THIS THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 What??? Am I the only one who's ever {censored}ed a goat before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Having unprotected sex scares me but that's the only kind i've been having lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hung Over Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I love 80's pop music. Michael Jackson, Missing Persons, Duran Duran, Corey Hart...etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Killjoy Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 this thread wins on all levels, I've missed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sahlomonic Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Alright I have one. 12 years or so back when I was in high school, a buddy of mine Ryan and I would sometimes drive around and egg cars. We'd go buy probably 3 dozen eggs and make a night of drive by eggings. The best targets were cars with the windows rolled down. So we spot this old blue Ford Tempo with the driver's side window rolled all the way down parked in the street. Well past midnight on a Friday. Nobody out; nobody's house lights are on. We roll past this car a couple times to scope the place out, then make a pass and honk an egg at the car, right through the open window. SCORE! Roll by again, I'd toss a few in. Then my buddy, while driving, would fling them over his car and into the window of the Tempo as we drove by. We'd hear it splatter on the dash and see a nice coating of egg all over the windshield. After 5 or 6 hits we bolt for a while. Maybe an hour later we drive by again to take some more shots, and we see this guy out at the Tempo hosing it out with the garden hose. He was PISSED, and rightfully so, yelling about every curse word in the book. So we speed off and just could not stop laughing for 10 or 15 minutes it seems. Never got caught, and it certainly wasn't the first nor last time we did that sort of thing. Fast forward 4 years. Another good friend of mine Sean is having a graduation party, so I stop by, and Ryan is also there. We go looking for a football to toss around, and when Sean opens his garage door, there sits the blue Ford Tempo we egged the {censored} out of 4 years ago. Ryan and I froze and about {censored} our pants. We didn't mention anything about the egging, and to this day still has no clue who did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I gotta bring this back. This isn't much of a confession, but i've gained 65 pounds in the last ten years. Granted, i was 99 pounds when i graduated high school ten years ago... but still. I wanna lose weight, but i've become a bit of a closet alcoholic and i think that's really affecting both my weight and my motivation. I was 135 lbs when i graduated high school (2003). Im 199 lbs now. No guy is supposed to be 99 or 135 lbs, people just gain weight at different ages. But i can't help you on the other part except to say keep your head up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seth-ep Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 i use a mirror behind me to look at my buttcheeks while i masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 i use a mirror behind me to look at my buttcheeks while i masturbate /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seth-ep Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 /thread obviously i have a cute ass, no hair or pimples at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I know, she should have said something.. She was a year younger and she only had a little too drink, but to this day I cant understand why she didnt say something.. Honestly the room was black.. Maybe thats one of the reasons I HATE {censored}ing in the dark today.. Oh well.. Chalk it up to experience!! hahahahahah Ah ancient lulz. A guy I worked with did the same thing. He didnt know. After he did the deed he got a beer from the fridge and went to bed. His brother went to the fridge the next morning: There was a bloody hand print on the fridge, Red wings ftl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BryanFTWL Posted January 22, 2011 Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Marking this thread so I can come back and read all 64 pages since I've somehow completely missed it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superflyinmonke Posted January 23, 2011 Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Wow, I can't believe I read the whole thing. Bravo. When I was 17, I used to see this girl who was 16 and had amazing D boobs and she was always horny for me. I could make her so unbelievably wet that it was ridiculous. This one time, she invited me over to watch Queen of the Damned with her 2 friends, who were pretty annoying and the movie was terrible, but her friends passed out and I proceeded to do what I do best and went down on her, making her cum at least 10 times. This is while her friends are in the same room, mind you. Then we go upstairs and tells me to sit down in the rocking chair by the picture window in her parents house and proceeds to give me an unreal BJ. This girl is blonde, a little dumb and seems altogether innocent, until she got down on my rod. My goodness, this chick could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. So she works me for a while and swallows my load and I head home on my merry way. This girl loved giving BJs and we would go off in my car at lunch hour in high school and she'd give me a BJ or two during the lunch hour. This went on until I turned 18 and she scared me off my saying she might be in love with me, though it was certain she loved my cock. I got together with another girl a few months later and the first would call me for booty calls and it was hard to resist her beautiful titties and amazing mouth. That's the best I've got, so far, HCAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zozobra Posted January 23, 2011 Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Recently I've boned a married chick. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted January 23, 2011 Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 whole lotta faces in this perfect thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sahlomonic Posted January 23, 2011 Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Recently I've boned a married chick. Twice. I do frequently... ... but its my wife :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted January 23, 2011 Members Share Posted January 23, 2011 Mon mon mon, dis a thread can bring a shame to da dead. I and I say yes to da shame! Bless up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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