Members Scott Fonseca Posted July 24, 2009 Members Share Posted July 24, 2009 Well you see...My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me..... So won't you kill me? So I'll die happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 MOAR MOAR MOAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ahh, so someone sees my logic It didn't make any sense to me either, their excuse was, that it was for safety, because there were children in another wing of the building. But two dudes using the bathroom didn't look like a safety issue to me It's funny because your "story" sounds almost identical to a thread I made a year and a half ago.http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?t=1876989Are you trying to pass my story off as your own you little son of a bitch? huh? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spencoed Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 one of my buds was {censored}ing this chick on and off, and would have made it a full time job if his and her parents weren't home so often. so one weekend his parents are out of town or some {censored}, and they leave him and his dogg home, so he invites her over and they undoubtedly {censored}, they hang around his house for like a day and a half and basically just {censored} non stop. but then he asks if she would like to try it up the ass. she agrees and they proceed to butt {censored}, but as they are doing so they hear the parents pull into the drive way. he scrambles to find his clothes, and whilst doing so the girl ends up {censored}ty on the ground and taking off out the back door.the parents walk in and see the {censored}, the kid blames the dog, and they put the dog down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 That's {censored}ed up. Put the dog down because it {censored} in the house? No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Acshreds Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 my dog is old and wont stop {censored}ting around the house and now we're thinking about putting it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 one of my buds was {censored}ing this chick on and off, and would have made it a full time job if his and her parents weren't home so often. so one weekend his parents are out of town or some {censored}, and they leave him and his dogg home, so he invites her over and they undoubtedly {censored}, they hang around his house for like a day and a half and basically just {censored} non stop. but then he asks if she would like to try it up the ass. she agrees and they proceed to butt {censored}, but as they are doing so they hear the parents pull into the drive way. he scrambles to find his clothes, and whilst doing so the girl ends up {censored}ty on the ground and taking off out the back door.the parents walk in and see the {censored}, the kid blames the dog, and they put the dog down. You had me until "they put the dog down". Funny story, but fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spencoed Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 You had me until "they put the dog down". Funny story, but fiction. nah man this {censored}in truth, i kid you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 gimme a break, who kills their dog for {censored}ting on the floor. Fiction is fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rameumptom Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 I saw my sister in law naked on my wedding night. not sure if it's been mentioned...but do go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spencoed Posted September 24, 2009 Members Share Posted September 24, 2009 gimme a break, who kills their dog for {censored}ting on the floor. Fiction is fiction. well believe what you want, but i'm sayin that my buddies cocker-spaniel got put down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members styphon Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 Today I stuck my finger up a guys butt , felt his prostate, then smeared poop on a little card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lord ToneKing Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 I wash my ass with my wife's washcloth:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 I wash my ass with my wife's facecloth:thu: shut up! me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 This thread is so damn good. More please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 Just going back couple of pages to see what I already told you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted September 25, 2009 Members Share Posted September 25, 2009 Background: Most weekends, about 11 years ago on weekend booze-ups I'd pull this girl called "Sarah". We'd go back to my mates house and screw all night until she had to go home at daylight o'clock to her boyfriend. Fast foward a couple of years, I'd started working with a couple mates and the guy I was replacing was there for a week to show me the ropes before he finished and went on a round the world traveling jaunt with his mrs (you can see this coming a mile off)... So, on his last day there's a big night out, and he introduces me to his gf, by then fiance, "Sarah". Rather awkward all round..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zac503 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Bump for great justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 so many lolz in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 This thread is my favorite thread on all of HC I need to read back through it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 how did we even let this die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pamackie Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 I saw my sister in law naked on my wedding night. ...and?Pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kesa Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 MOAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 Whoever bumped this thread, thank you. I remember reading these when this thread was like 5 pages long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zac503 Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 Whoever bumped this thread, thank you. I remember reading these when this thread was like 5 pages long. Joo are welcum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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