Members Kesa Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 shut up! me too! I've been using her washcloth to wash my ass for years, Better than using her toothbrush to apply cold sore medication! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikey383 Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 I went out with a buddy and his sister one night to go watch a band play in Dayton. The buddy and I were drinking before the sister picked us up, so by the time I get to the bar, I'm wasted. I kept drinking at the bar, going around to random girls and attempting to hit on them. When one would turn me down, I would turn to her friend and repeat the process. Finally, I'm so drunk that I had to sit down, so I sat down on the rim of a rubber trashcan at the bar and start to pass out. Bartender yells at me, so I go by the front door and sit down. Next thing I know, I wake up by a building in downtown Dayton, with my zipper down and my pants are soaked. Apparently I tried to pull out my dick to piss and couldn't get it out, so I just pissed down my leg. So I wander around for a few minutes trying to find out where I am before heading back to the club and texting the sister telling her I'm ready to go. The 50 minute car ride home was quite awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 I've masturbated to gay porn. more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kesa Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 I've masturbated to gay porn.more than once. So you are looking to be sigged then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bemymonkey Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 I've masturbated to gay porn. more than once. So have I... girl on girl action is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 20, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 You're all very welcome for creating a great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bktele989 Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 My wife and I are in the "lifestlye". I get more ass than I ever did on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 You're all very welcome for creating a great thread.Most certainly you deserve the props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 BUMP BUMP BUMP... Bumping due to "greatest HCAF threads" - reminded me of the epicness here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'm contemplating cheating on my stripper gf who's in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'm contemplating cheating on my stripper gf who's in jail. She's in jail, its hardly cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'm contemplating cheating on my stripper gf who's in jail. holy {censored}, could you date a bigger loser? no trying to be a dick, but seriously a stripper (hey, I dated them too) and a jailbird? please tell me one of you guys is fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 holy {censored}, could you date a bigger loser? no trying to be a dick, but seriously a stripper (hey, I dated them too) and a jailbird? please tell me one of you guys is fixed.She's a cool girl, just got messed up with the wrong people. But its going to be 6 months plus, and i met another stripper. whos gotten in my veins in a bad way. more than can fit on this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 holy {censored}, could you date a bigger loser? no trying to be a dick, but seriously a stripper (hey, I dated them too) and a jailbird? please tell me one of you guys is fixed. STRIPPERS RAPE YOUR SOUL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 STRIPPERS RAPE YOUR SOUL you bet your {censored}ing ass they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wrathchild1 Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I stuck my wifes 8 inch dildo in my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I stuck my wifes 8 inch dildo in my ass. dang, your wife is hung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 Too many pages to remember what I've already said, and there's alot. I'll have a quick trawl and see what you already know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 I was 22 and hooked up with a chick that turned out to be a 17 yr old... her boyfriend came and picked her up from my house (where the party was) later that night At a house party many years ago I hooked up with a semi regular hook up a bit younger than me and we proceeded to get it on in the bathroom. No one could get in and it's obvious what's going on in there, big line, much knocking at the door etc. Anyhoo, when we were done somehow there was no one waiting to get in so I got a squeezey ketchup and wrote someone elses name on the mirror and this poor {censored}er got grief for years from all of our girl friends for boning in the bathroom, how disrespectful, blah, blah... This was 15 years ago, but we still hang out and I told him a while ago that it was me. Not impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 When I was in university in London I was knocking around with a girl from NYC who was I swear nuttier than squirrel {censored}. Lisa. If you meet a girl called Lisa with straight dark hair who went to college in London, run like {censored}. You've been warned. Anyhoo... One time when we were {censored}ing she phoned her boyfriend (who was in the marines, stationed in Europe somewhere, close enough to worry, y'know??) and tries talking to him which wasn't too easy what with us {censored}ing an' all, so she says "here, talk to my buddy from college" and passes the phone to me. "Uh, hi, wassup?" he says. Wasn't too impressed when a) he found out her buddy was a bloke b) I was obviously trying and failing miserably not to laugh at the situation, and c) that she was moaning and groaning in the background making it rather obvious what was going down. I repeat, if you meet a girl called Lisa with straight dark hair who went to college in London, run like {censored}. You've been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 OK I have one its kind of bad, but I am going to admit to it. About a year ago I was talking to this Japanese Girl I know online, she admited she wanted to have a relations ship with me even though I am married, I told her this wouldnt happen as I am married and also in the UK anyway. If I was single maybe I would. So she told me she would do anything I wanted. So I said anything? Her :yes Me:Really? Her: think of something and I will do it now and send you a video of it. So I thought to my self well its not really cheating is it to watch a video Then I thought Then again I thought Then I thought want is the most disgusting thing I can think of (not too sick I am not that evil) that she wouldnt do but I can see her boundry. So I asked this................. its so wrong, and not really a turn on for me just a challange........... Me: so anything you will do it? no matter how kinky? Her: yes and I will love it. Me: ok go pee your panties and filme it for me. (wrong I know but I wanted to challange her.) her: OK I think I will like it too. Me: errr ok. I still have the Video saved on my PC she did it and she said she enjoyed doing it for me. We dont really talk anymore. Yes I know I am bad And we can get in touch with her how? I've always wanted to go to Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 I stuck my wifes 8 inch dildo in my ass.it wasn't a dildoand by "wasn't a dildo" I mean it was melover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 And we can get in touch with her how? I've always wanted to go to Japan. I knew this would get bumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 I knew this would get bumped Took me a while but I guess I missed that page first time round.:poke:I'm surprised no one else has jumped on it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted October 29, 2010 Members Share Posted October 29, 2010 Enough chatting, back to epic stories! I'm going to reread this thread over the workday today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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