Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 You don't get banned for using the word gay, you get banned if you're using it as an insult or in a negative connotation. And just to clarify, I meant no insult to gays. Jeez, people get offended by anything these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members monoXstereo Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 I have some new ones:My girlfriends roommate was annoying the living {censored} out of me, so I replaced her birth control pills (stupid bitch has the kind that come in a bottle, who does that?) with aspirin. Hope she uses condoms.I stuck sleeping pills in my girlfriends beer last weekend so she would shut the {censored} up. Drunk girlfriend on the rag = epically annoying.I sold pot to one of my teachers and a security guard.I attempted to get a squirrel to smoke a joint. Did not work. But it did make my really high friend piss himself laughing. So I guess it was a win. HA!!! That {censored} is funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 HA!!! That {censored} is funny!!!! Yeah, pretty funny til' your that girls boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BerkleeBill Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Your brother is Abecon? This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 And just to clarify, I meant no insult to gays. Jeez, people get offended by anything these days.hahaha. I was just kidding.You guys need to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpiritCrusher86 Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 hahaha. I was just kidding. You guys need to relax. Haha, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 To clarify, I was kidding about being "offended," not about my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 can't remember if i posted this earlier, but my brother has a band with a really huge doucebag piano player. while they where out i rubbed my junk all over his keyboard and this piano horn thing (like an accordian u blow into) all ove rthe mouth piece. the kid played everything not having a clue My last band, the bass player took his cousins (lived with him & he was a real ass) toothbrush & wiped his anus with it. Said cousin later used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 I attempted to get a squirrel to smoke a joint. Did not work. But it did make my really high friend piss himself laughing. So I guess it was a win. Excellent! I hear cats sometimes inhale the smoke. (not like take a hit, but will inhale rising smoke or that which you exhale in their face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marshredder Posted March 27, 2009 Members Share Posted March 27, 2009 Cats cant metabolise it though, so they stay stoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 I have some new ones: My girlfriends roommate was annoying the living {censored} out of me, so I replaced her birth control pills (stupid bitch has the kind that come in a bottle, who does that?) with aspirin. Hope she uses condoms. {censored}ing SHENANIGANS up in 'dis bitch. You apparently have no idea why they package birth control how they do. The cycle would be all {censored}ed up if they were just loose in a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 I have some new ones:My girlfriends roommate was annoying the living {censored} out of me, so I replaced her birth control pills (stupid bitch has the kind that come in a bottle, who does that?) with aspirin. Hope she uses condoms. Birth control isn't made in a bottle, and aspirin looks nothing like tiny birth control pills. If you thought you were replacing birth control, you didn't, but I hope whatever you replaced wasn't important or she could end up dead. Even the fact that you were ATTEMPTING to replace birth control is {censored}ed...it is used to prevent migraine, stroke and other serious conditions in some people. And what was your plan? To have her get pregnant so she would have to either {censored} up her life or kill a baby with an abortion? Sorry...this really pisses me off. You must be one stupid ass kid. Don't {censored} with people's meds, moron. Luckily, you probably made all of this up to look funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 My girlfriends roommate was annoying the living {censored} out of me, so I replaced her birth control pills (stupid bitch has the kind that come in a bottle, who does that?) with aspirin. Hope she uses condoms. Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FlamingFrets Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 MAH CONFESHUNS IZ DAT I LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ!!Oh, and I'm a ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheAmazingBlob Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Birth control isn't made in a bottle, and aspirin looks nothing like tiny birth control pills. If you thought you were replacing birth control, you didn't, but I hope whatever you replaced wasn't important or she could end up dead. Even the fact that you were ATTEMPTING to replace birth control is {censored}ed...it is used to prevent migraine, stroke and other serious conditions in some people. And what was your plan? To have her get pregnant so she would have to either {censored} up her life or kill a baby with an abortion? Sorry...this really pisses me off. You must be one stupid ass kid. Don't {censored} with people's meds, moron.Luckily, you probably made all of this up to look funny.This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 Oh, and I'm a ginger. :lol: You and KsE both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted March 28, 2009 Members Share Posted March 28, 2009 :lol: You and KsE both! i am to. :facepalm:i also shave my head with a bic and have a gnarley goatee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted March 29, 2009 Members Share Posted March 29, 2009 awaiting ToneClone's response to being called out as a douchnozzle liar..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hvymtl939 Posted March 29, 2009 Members Share Posted March 29, 2009 i am to. :facepalm: i also shave my head with a bic and have a gnarley goatee pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted May 6, 2009 Members Share Posted May 6, 2009 Bumping for epic lulz... This thread delivers in spades.. Any updates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted May 11, 2009 Members Share Posted May 11, 2009 OK, I've got some goodies. Our bass player and drummer are brothers (3 yrs between them) and they've had us all in stitches for the journey home yesterday with {censored} they did when they were younger. While on holiday at the beach, their dad fell asleep on a large airbed, so when the tide came in they got it on the water and paddled him out a bit, then swam back to shore. After a while the current had taken him almost out of sight and the coastguard had to be called in to rescue him. He was still asleep when they turned up, and extremely sunburnt. The older of the 2 tied the other to a gate on the way to school thinking he'd get down pretty easily. 2.5 hours later he was cut down by a guy walking his dog.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike moriarty Posted May 11, 2009 Members Share Posted May 11, 2009 I took a piss in my freinds Christmas tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted May 12, 2009 Members Share Posted May 12, 2009 pics its pretty bad. at least with a shaved head all you see is ginger red facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BLacktocomm Posted May 12, 2009 Members Share Posted May 12, 2009 When I have silent farts in the car I will lock the windows and not tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members facefirst Posted May 12, 2009 Members Share Posted May 12, 2009 I raped 10 chicks at a frat party. Then I pooped on their noses. Flat out, this thread is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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