Members Bajazz Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by guitarcapo I'm not going to start my groupie story until this one is finished. I have a couple of stories too, but I'll wait as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tamoore Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs Sure, here it is, just for you:"...and that's the last time I ever saw her. THE END."You're welcome.Terry D. This whole story has been the mental equivalent of a dick tease, and I sincerely doubt the validity of the events....However...It was pretty engaging, and you did beg us to run over from OJ to take a look - and I took the bait, hook and line.I just wanted you to get to the part where you find out she was a man, baby!Thanks for a good story up till this point. You really should be writing novels now that you're retired. You're good at it. I dislike reading anything that isn't technical in nature, but you had me reading this, and hoping to find the next post. Peace bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 More story please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THB Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by pebblestar HOT LESBIAN ACTION IN THIS STORY: More to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 B...S...The flag has risen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gtrbass Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Dear penthouse forum, I never thought this would actually happen to me, but ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tamoore Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs I started to do just that and she said, "Not.... there. I'm.... broken. Terry D. I still don't believe it, but it sounds cool! Thanks for the finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 7, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by tamoore I still don't believe it, but it sounds cool! Thanks for the finish It's far from finished.Unless Lee decides it's finished! That was the hardest segment to tell in PG fashion. I hope I succeeded. The rest is easy, and the most interesting part of the story.Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tamoore Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs It's far from finished.Unless Lee decides it's finished! That was the hardest segment to tell in PG fashion. I hope I succeeded. The rest is easy, and the most interesting part of the story.Terry D. I think it was tasteful.... I've never heard anyone describe 'broken' sex before, without using the 'A' word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members emdub123 Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Absolutely fascinating story, I may not get a single thing done at work today, waiting for the next installment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pondo sinatra Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 This has officially gotten creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hawkins Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by THB Two teases in the same band?WTF, Pebs!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WonderMalcolm Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Does your crotch still burn, Terry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Grimace Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Why does everyone assume Terry's lying? When has he lied or made up a bunch of crap in his last 15,000 (he has like 8000 more) posts? He's never seemed anything but honest to me. Why would he make it up? To gain "cool" points on the internet? Despite the fact that he has a website and band and identified himself personally? Tell the rest of the story, it's a lot more interesting than my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WonderMalcolm Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by Angry Grimace Why does everyone assume Terry's lying? When has he lied or made up a bunch of crap in his last 15,000 (he has like 8000 more) posts? He's never seemed anything but honest to me. Why would he make it up? To gain "cool" points on the internet? Despite the fact that he has a website and band and identified himself personally? Tell the rest of the story, it's a lot more interesting than my life I don't really think he's lying for the sole reason not many people, especially ones on a freaking guitar forum, could make that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 More please..............please......I feel your pain.I used to feel uncool, and music was my escape. I went from a who are you to a important someone real fast. During my freshman and sophmore year of highschool (I wont say how long ago that was), I couldent get any to save my life (I was the nice guy). Then I decided to start playing in bands (I had practiced for years without telling people at school). I became popular over night. I had girls throwing themselves at me, I must admit I felt powerful and full of pride. Then realism hit when I met a particular person, she changed my life, she liked my music but she saw past it and was more interested in me.I had never even knew she existed thought I had seen her around for 2 years, she was even friends with many of my friends, but I was to self absorbed and busy getting popular tail to notice. Thankfuly I woke up and noticed her. I married her later and we are very happy together and she still supports my music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d0zerz Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs Gotta work a little.I'll come back to this thread, like a dog to its vomit. Terry D. If you are makin' this {censored} up (which I don't think you are) ...you should quit the science gig (which I guess would also be made up ) and start writing....these tales read like a catcher in the rye style examination. The brutally honest introspection, while retrospective, is incredibly entertaining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Panting in anticipation...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members squealie Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs Part VI. Candy and Sandy: Painful truths about myself I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ratthedd Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 ...so one time I was busy banging this chick in some hick Texas town and this big dude with long hair came in to her house asking her roommate where the girl was that I was busy with and it really pissed me off 'cause I had already paid her up front.Anyway, she told me to f-ck off since I couldn't get erect anyway and I said I wanted my money back but she screamed at me to leave. So I took a couple of joints off her bedside table and left while trying top pull my pants up.The next guy seemed alright, and came out on the porch asking if I was alright. I told him everything was cool, but the problem was with those two hookers in the run down house. We lit up a couple of joints and then I left.I wonder whatever happend to that long haired freaky guy..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 7, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by ratthedd ...so one time I was busy banging this chick in some hick Texas town and this big dude with long hair came in to her house asking her roommate where the girl was that I was busy with and it really pissed me off 'cause I had already paid her up front.Anyway, she told me to f-ck off since I couldn't get erect anyway and I said I wanted my money back but she screamed at me to leave. So I took a couple of joints off her bedside table and left while trying top pull my pants up.The next guy seemed alright, and came out on the porch asking if I was alright. I told him everything was cool, but the problem was with those two hookers in the run down house. We lit up a couple of joints and then I left.I wonder whatever happend to that long haired freaky guy..? My hair fell out. Terry D.P.S. You were right about them bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hammergjh Posted September 8, 2005 Members Share Posted September 8, 2005 Damn fine bit of writing Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Grimace Posted September 8, 2005 Members Share Posted September 8, 2005 This is starting to turn into a novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members David Simpson Posted September 8, 2005 Members Share Posted September 8, 2005 Okay Terry.......you got me hooked too......Sounds very familiar to some of my doings of the past...Keep going please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 8, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by Angry Grimace This is starting to turn into a novel. Keep in mind I'm just writing this on the fly, stream of consciousness stuff, no editing, no notes, no outline. I will make it better later when I switch my editor in. Right now I'm just getting it all out while it's flowing.Thanks for reading. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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