Members AJ6stringsting Posted March 15, 2015 Members Share Posted March 15, 2015 I guess some musicians are Sultans of Swills and Cheap thrills ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goldtop5764 Posted April 24, 2015 Members Share Posted April 24, 2015 A year ago I drove quickly to a gig and got dressed in the car after setting up. We set up a video camera to record our gig for future advertising . There was a table next to the video camera . The table next to the camera had about 5 hot girls sitting there the whole night watching our gig . Two of the girls kept pointing at me and telling the other girls about me .. I figured I still got it at 59 years old .... Wrong ... at break time one of the girls walked up to me and said ,," Hey handsome, did you know you got your shirt buttoned all crooked ?" Thats what they were talking about .. SO I took my wounded ego back to the stage and fixed the shirt correctly (she was so right ) and than I never ventured away from the stage that night . We listened to the video that night after the gig on the way home and you can hear one of the girls say "Hey look at that guitar players shirt , he doesn't know how to dress " and then started laughing " I told my wife and she started laughing and said .. "Well I guess I dont have to worry about groupies , you are the only musician that girls would want to take home to dress , not Undress " and busted out laughing ....... Ouch :>( 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted April 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2015 Might be time (10 years later!) to bump this again. I pulled my stories thinking I might not have access to them after the changeover, but amazingly we're back in vB and the thread still lives! Terry D. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wesg Posted April 29, 2015 Members Share Posted April 29, 2015 Both threads you've bumped were gone for a long time AFAICT. Maybe the change in ownership has helped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted May 3, 2015 Moderators Share Posted May 3, 2015 Both threads you've bumped were gone for a long time AFAICT. Maybe the change in ownership has helped? Well, there might have been a change in ownership but we have the same team of admins. I suspect (but don't know) things like groupie stories are no longer allowed. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJ6stringsting Posted May 4, 2015 Members Share Posted May 4, 2015 I'd post something, but my wife would be elbow deep in my 4$$, pulling my lungs out .... it must be the Aztec in her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Outkaster Posted May 7, 2015 Members Share Posted May 7, 2015 If you want to see an old thread go over to the business forum and look for the thread "So Who's Jaded" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted July 26, 2015 Moderators Share Posted July 26, 2015 Bump for a sec Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wesg Posted July 27, 2015 Members Share Posted July 27, 2015 That's probably the most boring "Groupie" story ever. You should have at least bumped for 20 minutes. They have pills for that now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 11, 2016 Author Members Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) Ahem... EDIT : {censored}, this is working again! Edited March 11, 2016 by brikus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltan Posted March 28, 2016 Members Share Posted March 28, 2016 i turned every one of them down except for one... and we are still together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted April 7, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 7, 2017 i turned every one of them down except for one... and we are still together... You chose one who could support you, every musician's dream! Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted January 2, 2019 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2019 2019 bump... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted May 2, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 2, 2019 And this is still here. I did keep a copy of the groupie story. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kfd Posted January 6, 2021 Members Share Posted January 6, 2021 I had sex with Alan Averill from Primordial once. Nothing special. During sex he had an odd look on his face, like he was peeling potatoes. All was very mechanical, no emotions, no kiss, no hugs. At the beginning he just lay down on the bed and waited until I start the process. He likes to manipulate women, likes to lower self-esteem. Also he prefers to get woman drunk so he can get more out of them, for example, anal sex - he can start it without mutual agreement. Also I know he's looking for women using instagram, fb and tinder, preferring married ones or those who has boyfriend (so he doesn't have to take them out and doesn't have to make much effort to seduce them). Please remember - never have sex with him without condom! Later I found out he screws everything that walks, usually without protection. Be careful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted July 25, 2022 Author Members Share Posted July 25, 2022 Thanks for letting us know, kfd! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bix02000 Posted September 11, 2023 Members Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 5/1/2019 at 11:05 PM, MrKnobs said: And this is still here. I did keep a copy of the groupie story. Terry D. Please upload it somewhere, i need to re read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted December 23, 2023 Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2023 What, this is still open? /me waves! 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted December 24, 2023 Moderators Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 12/23/2023 at 2:01 AM, MrKnobs said: What, this is still open? /me waves! 😎 YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Notes_Norton Posted December 26, 2023 Members Share Posted December 26, 2023 OK, worst groupie story. I was on the road in the 1960s in the Midwest. Mama, in her late 30s, wanted the entire band, she would even shine our shoes and iron our clothes before the show, and shared erotic favors with us all. We had a week off between gigs, as one ended on Sunday, the next gig started on Monday in a town too far away, but the money was good. She invited us to stay at her farm for a week. Husband was there, didn't seem to care, and she asked me to sleep with her 14-year-old daughter. That's when I was outta there, along with the rest of the band. I admit the daughter was cute, probably wasn't a virgin, and I was only 19 or 20 at the time, but there are some lines I've always refused to cross (1) currently married women and (2) underage girls. OK, this thread can go to sleep again if you want. Notes ♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diary Of An Axeman Posted February 19 Members Share Posted February 19 Wives and girlfriends will boil with anger , if they see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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