Members fuzzball Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 More..please, and you though she was a tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deef Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Isn't this how Mixerman got started? Deef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 6, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by Deef Isn't this how Mixerman got started? Deef I think I might actually be older than Mixerman, if that's even possible. In any case, I've been doing this on HC for about three and a half years. Since I'm a former live sound guy, most of my stories revolve around the insane life of a touring sound guy. You can read those HERE But I always felt I should only post stories that had at least something to do with live sound gigs on that thread, and that excludes a lot of stories. I also don't want to do anything to get that forum mod'ed since it's one of the few that currently is not.So far Lee hasn't slapped my wrist for these, and I won't go any raunchier than I have so far. There's a way to tell any story, including real world stories that involve sex without getting too coarse, I think.It's still going to be a little touchy getting part III down without crossing the line, though. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mojambo Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Something tells me this is going more in the direction of a horror story than in the direction of a porno story. If I was with some chick who just randomly started crying like that for no reason, I'd get the {censored} out of there, fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted September 6, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs I think I might actually be older than Mixerman, if that's even possible. In any case, I've been doing this on HC for about three and a half years. Since I'm a former live sound guy, most of my stories revolve around the insane life of a touring sound guy. You can read those HERE But I always felt I should only post stories that had at least something to do with live sound gigs on that thread, and that excludes a lot of stories. I also don't want to do anything to get that forum mod'ed since it's one of the few that currently is not.So far Lee hasn't slapped my wrist for these, and I won't go any raunchier than I have so far. There's a way to tell any story, including real world stories that involve sex without getting too coarse, I think.It's still going to be a little touchy getting part III down without crossing the line, though. Terry D. I think that with your great writing abilities you can tell a lot without making it look like a porn novel. Don't worry and go ahead, it will be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members InACanProductions Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 I'm going to be late for work because I can't stop reading this story, but there's no ending. What happened next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cavemanic Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs She wasn't a manipulator at all. I'll tell a little more of the story here.Terry D. uhoh I hope it isn't what I think it is going to be if only Australia could be half as exciting...I can't wait to get out of here and get in a more lively scene...I totally here you about the underlining bagage women seem to cling to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 i'm goin to have to move my game along pretty quickly now. I'm working on boning a mates birds friend but if part 3 ends up some sort of mad stalker/wake up with your balls on your forehead woman scorned story it's goin to put me off messing her around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike_E_McGee Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 You rule Terry! I'll add my voice to the plea for you to write a tell all. Name names, change the names, I don't care. I just want to hear more stories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheAtomicJeff Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 I raise my "bullsh*t" flag on this story. That's exactly what it is, a fictional story. You're a good writer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 6, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by TheAtomicJeff I raise my "bullsh*t" flag on this story. That's exactly what it is, a fictional story. You're a good writer though. That's exactly what I'll say when one of the people in the story discovers this and calls their lawyer. Honestly, you're wrong on both counts.I'm not a good writer, I can't make up interesting stuff. This happened and these are real people. The dialog, of course, may not be precisely accurate as it happened some years ago. But the story is true. Terry D.P.S. And don't underestimate the HC forum demographic. Over in the Stupid Stories thread I've been contacted by two people who are in the stories. Fortunately, neither of them are pissed about it and one even joined in. I thought it was very interesting to hear the experiences we lived through together from his point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ratthedd Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs It was a mystery I wouldn't solve for months. And one I never should have investigated.Terry D. The fairy outfit wasn't a clue for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ratthedd Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Is Phil still around at the LS&P forum? I think if we're ever gong to get to the punchline of this story we're gonna have to get it from a different source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 6, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by ratthedd Is Phil still around at the LS&P forum? I think if we're ever gong to get to the punchline of this story we're gonna have to get it from a different source. If you don't like it, I'll stop. Just having a little emotional catharsis here, nothing to see, move along.....Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FlyingDeathPig Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 I'm not going to start my groupie story until this one is finished. It seems to be killing the thread......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hawkins Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by Guitar Guru I posted this when it happened last year, but I'll tell the tale one more time. Here's the short-short version.Showed up to soundcheck. Sound guy brought his girlfriend and another female friend to the gig. This female friend was drunk already.She thought we were some other band. But she kept professing her love for our music. During our set, she came on stage twice to "dance". Her first dance consisted of showing the crowd her bare ass.Her second dance had her pulling her pants down to her ankles and rubbing her cooch on my picking hand in the middle of the song.Don't believe me? View the video on our website......the link is below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WonderMalcolm Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Post the conclusion, Knobsy! The suspense is killing me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tamoore Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Damn it!POST THE END! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members holden_caufield9 Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Ok, how did that ruin your life MrKnobs? Were the eggs really soylent green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 i want to know what happens soooooo badly.i need some of these stories mine are like: backstage toilet etc... this is like a film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tamoore Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 This is just like waiting between seasons of a TV drama, after the 'cliffhanger' ending.....Who shot JR already???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 right it is 20 past 2 in the morning in my neck of the woods and there is no update.if terry does put one up tonight i want it saved by someone so they can pm me it because even though t seems pretty mild just now, if he's so concerned about it getting deleted i'm sure it's goin to have something in it worthy.*sets alarm for early morning to check back*kiddinghonest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 7, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by tamoore Damn it!POST THE END! Sure, here it is, just for you:"...and that's the last time I ever saw her. THE END."You're welcome.Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members :wave: Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs Sure, here it is, just for you:"...and that's the last time I ever saw her. THE END."You're welcome.Terry D. Thanks!Now the bit in between this and the stuff you've already posted, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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