Members Cassius Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by KeysBear I turn them down, mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Strings74 Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by Cassius *chuckle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members srsfallriver Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Very short version (and general warning for giging overseas):I did a gig in a fairly poor European country, met a girl, fooled around, and to my surprise she came to the States a month later in the hopes that I'd marry her so she could stay here. I fooled around a bit more but I told her no way and she ended up finding someone else to keep her here.A few years later, I giged in the same country with another band. The exact same thing happened again! One of the guys in the band said that the girls there will hook up with just about any American guy that they can get, just to get out of thier situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mr3lions Posted August 16, 2005 Members Share Posted August 16, 2005 Played a gig out of town and picked up quite a hottie at the bar. When we get back to the hotel none of the guys would get out of the 1 room we had so I had to spend all the money I'd earned that night on a room for the two of us. Anyway, we get in the new room and get to business. Suddenly I look up and the bass player is stood outside at the window, eating a piece of pizza, laughing his ass off. Luckily she found it pretty funny too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IcedEarthian Posted August 28, 2005 Members Share Posted August 28, 2005 LOL you guys and your {censored}ing stories..keep em up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bajazz Posted August 29, 2005 Members Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Hardtailed I quickly realized that I had the WRONG WRONG WRONG idea. He wasn't interested in musical gear, he was interested in my "man gear" Some guy once came up to the stage, and I thought he was about to shout a request in my ear when I suddenly felt a wet thounge tickling my eardrum.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by THX1138 No. What happens on the road stays on the road. Oh, you're married then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by riffdaddy If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable. Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by ratthedd Don't kid yourself. He was checking you out 'cause you wear a feather boa. Maybe I should be more careful, then, given what i wear on stage... heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted August 30, 2005 Members Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by DonaldDemon Most people at original places are lame and don't dance. You try dancing with a lame leg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GCDEF Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs It was a mystery I wouldn't solve for months. And one I never should have investigated.Terry D. If you ever quite music and science, you could make a killing as an author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Man talk about blue, and your literary work was great. Your story left me wanting more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bones Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs It was a mystery I wouldn't solve for months. And one I never should have investigated. Once ya cross-over... Suspect this amazon was packing more than sHe let on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted August 31, 2005 Moderators Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by GCDEF If you ever quite music and science, you could make a killing as an author. I don't have the imagination required for it. The stories I tell here on HC are things that really happened - I'm just recounting them. Making something interesting up is quite another skill.Terry D.P.S. Also I'm contemplating how to tell part 3 here. Part 3 contains information that is vital to the story but may be too off color for this forum. It reveals the secret hinted to in the first installment above. I'll think of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoVaTa2iSt Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 ...You found out she was hung bigger than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sysera Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs I'll think of something. If you want to, you can e-mail it to me and I will host it on my webserver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 I would love to read part 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hankypanky Posted August 31, 2005 Members Share Posted August 31, 2005 I'll think of something Once ya cross-over... Suspect this amazon was packing more than sHe let on. Nah...lookit the evidence. This story could go on a good ways; unknown to me at the time, that was the beginning of a 9 month relationship that would change my life, cost me my job, break up my band, end all my other relationships, and nearly get me killed She's a pro. This one has it written all over her. She's a user AND she's smart. Get you hooked by always taking you to the edge then sending you back with ...."if you do this then I'll....."."If you call me then youcan f*** me..." "If I had some money I could.....""Your band doens't like me.....blah blah blah""Your mom doesn't like me...no more ____ until you ____" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted September 1, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 1, 2005 To Mr Knobs : try it another way. If it scares her when you start unbuttoning her jeans, grab her hands and have her unbutton yours. Of even smoother...start unbuttoning yours first.If with these tips you manage to get poon, you HAVE to send me pics of it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted September 1, 2005 Members Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by Crustycabs Here's one you all can use. Just fill in the blanks:***I first noticed "her" during our next number, ____________________ . Her name was __________________ and she was hot! If you got her name, she wasn't a groupie!BK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 1, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by brikus To Mr Knobs : try it another way. If it scares her when you start unbuttoning her jeans, grab her hands and have her unbutton yours. Of even smoother...start unbuttoning yours first.If with these tips you manage to get poon, you HAVE to send me pics of it ! That girl is long gone. The last time I saw her, she kicked the door of her house out of it's frame, while balancing on the other leg in a cast. That was enough for me.Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cavemanic Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs I don't have the imagination required for it. The stories I tell here on HC are things that really happened - I'm just recounting them. Making something interesting up is quite another skill.Terry D.P.S. Also I'm contemplating how to tell part 3 here. Part 3 contains information that is vital to the story but may be too off color for this forum. It reveals the secret hinted to in the first installment above. I'll think of something. Just curious...how do you think women like her get so good at manipulating? Is it cause they are raised by a mother that hates men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted September 4, 2005 Members Share Posted September 4, 2005 Originally posted by fritzgog13 Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes! So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going) Actually, no, I didn't see where that was going at all. I thought you were going to say..."She bought me a drink, and took me home and she grabbed my manhood, and I slid my hand up her thigh and...SHE HAD A BIGGER DICK THAN ME..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted September 5, 2005 Members Share Posted September 5, 2005 Well, now we're in suspense, waiting for the next chapter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted September 5, 2005 Members Share Posted September 5, 2005 just give us it in one go terry you cockteasing bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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