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little city nice and boring but it's not gimmicky and it's easy to remember. if me and my bro extend our duo side project we're throwing around the idea of: "snitches get stitches":D

abigail = gail with 3 more letters another plot twist sorry was a hard shift last night I was being slow. anyways mate I'm sorry for your loss and if this was some sort of therapy or even just you know you're own way of talking about her and your experiences with her like people do after funerals then good for you. it's kinda strange how much people can affect our lives or we can affect others without even knowing it really isn't it?

sorry terry if im being really slow her ebut abigail is the chick who turned up on NYE who in time became your wife....?

fantastic mate. if anyones compiling all this once it's edited I wouldn't mind a copy if that's ok. u never told us the significance of the newspaper article or have i just missed something?

so this next chapters going to be the last?

Originally posted by pink freud martial artists are like that... people look at me and think, "wow, a skinny guitar player" they dont think, "wow, that guy has spent over half his life studying martial arts." if people would think like that, there would be a lot less physical violence... I'll second ths. as i;'ve said. i'm not exactly unfazed if and when violence kicks off though i'm not bruce lee by any stretch of the imagination but i was at a party one night talkign to this overweight gay guy i know who's camper than elton john sucking cock in a tent. he says he does martial arts and he's kicked alot of guys asses because he just looks like a fat poof but he's nimble and knows what to do. i'm more than a little skeptical since I'm a decent build and taller than him so he tells me to stand up and swing for him, no {censored} man he could have broke my arm if he really wanted to by time he had my ass on the floor in a hold.

{censored} i was just getting round to thinking that gail had done something incredibly stupid thinking you were {censored}ing around with janis in austin n then another twist k here's what ive got goin on here. janis i think is kinda secondary from now on. i think her main point was to point out that gail will break your heart, as she bkluntly put it in austin Red will be back int he story and probably got alot to do with up coming events i think it's going to turn into some psycho stalker type story. her work has her phone number, shes always mnaking little comments about stuff u didnt know she knew about you, the whole confrontation thing is just out and out wierd n the 1st place when she knows the truth. man i sound like all the kitchen wenhes at work talkign about eastenders.

right it is 20 past 2 in the morning in my neck of the woods and there is no update. if terry does put one up tonight i want it saved by someone so they can pm me it because even though t seems pretty mild just now, if he's so concerned about it getting deleted i'm sure it's goin to have something in it worthy. *sets alarm for early morning to check back* kidding honest

i want to know what happens soooooo badly. i need some of these stories mine are like: backstage toilet etc... this is like a film

i'm goin to have to move my game along pretty quickly now. I'm working on boning a mates birds friend but if part 3 ends up some sort of mad stalker/wake up with your balls on your forehead woman scorned story it's goin to put me off messing her around

just give us it in one go terry you cockteasing bastard

to mirror what everyone has said: girls aren;t interested in guys doing their owns tuff unless they'#re incredibly good looking, an absolutely fantastic band or they're on their way up in the business. simple as that. there are exceptions to the rule but it boils down to that so you need to make them want you. one of the best things that ever happened to me during a small gig we done at a party was my ex girlfriends dad coming up to me and saying enjoy yourself, when i said i was he said well {censored}ing smile a little it became distrubingly noticeable that even though I'm the token one int he band that can't keep still on stage and am always selling it, I wasn't doing anything with my face at all, I wasn;t giving any impression of really enjoying myself and being into it so now I make a concentrated effort to grin, smile,s mirk etc... while still keepign the moving about, dancing etc... going. it does make a huge difference witht he crowd. again with the moving. as people have said: don't stand and look at your feet. I saw a band a couple of years ago who were decent but the main reason i can still remember them over every other small band ive seen is they had a guy singing who wasnt the greatest by a stretch and a girl singing who was amazing. thing is, the girl looked petrified onstage even when she had this cracking voice coming out of her whereas the guy who couldn't sing {censored}ign owned the stage and made it his even when he wasn;t singing. if you don't look like you belong onstage than it's going to turn people off. it's all down to confidence and it doesn't take much effort at all and even though you're conscious of thinking k time to smile, time to dance round that chick over there etc... no one else in the crowd is. {censored} if we're doign a big gig and i'm wanting to get psyched up i'll find a mirror ands start pep talking myself in it. looks absolutely ridiculous but it loosens you up so much and again, the only people who see you doign it are you and whoever else is around, everyone out the front just sees a guy whos come out ready to kick ass from go. btw i decided to start doign that after an old college lecturer told me about a gig he done with a guy in london back in the 60s who was dancing and posing and {censored} in front of a mirror. they all thought it was idiotic till they saw the guy onstage kicking ass on every level. after it said guy came up to the drummer and said hi im mick and this is my mate keith, we really liked your band.

my ex girlfriend sung for our band for a good few years so i dunno if that counts as a groupie but I got more poon than the rest of the band put together at shows as a result. the daddy of them all is boning her in the dressing room of the club Oasis got signed it 5 minutes before we went onstage