Members ispunk Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I also love The Golden Girls. Fix'd. I would totally bang Betty White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jnichols2727 Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 When I was 10, I was caught shoplifting condoms. I honestly had no idea what they were. That same week I also broke into an office building and {censored} in someone's desk drawer. I was a bad kid when I was little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Player99 Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 When I was 10, I was caught shoplifting condoms. I honestly had no idea what they were. That same week I also broke into an office building and {censored} in someone's desk drawer. I was a bad kid when I was little... You should only {censored} in your own drawers. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deeohgee Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I have 2 birthdays. When I was a kid my birthday was October 20th.When I was 11 years old I joined a football club and had to produce my birth certificate to prove it.Asked my Dad for the certificate, he rummaged thru his filing cabinet, pulled out the certificate, showed it to my Mum and they both looked at me with a weird bemused look.My date of birth is October 18th, of course my Dad immediately requested that I return all of the birthday presents I had ever received as I had gained them under false pretences - funny bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onyxrhino Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I spend an inordinate amount of time each day talking to other guitar effects nerds on an internet forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I drive back to my house a lot to check if I closed the garage door. I check door handles to see if they're locked way to often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flying_Milkman Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I shave my head every time something life changing happens, or I make a concerted effort to change something about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I sing Frank Sinatra while I poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members english_bob Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I have 2 birthdays. When I was a kid my birthday was October 20th. When I was 11 years old I joined a football club and had to produce my birth certificate to prove it. Asked my Dad for the certificate, he rummaged thru his filing cabinet, pulled out the certificate, showed it to my Mum and they both looked at me with a weird bemused look. My date of birth is October 18th, of course my Dad immediately requested that I return all of the birthday presents I had ever received as I had gained them under false pretences - funny bugger! Oh shit. That's funny. ...but I'm not playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brokenfixed Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ive never owned a cellphone and I have no intention on getting one in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members english_bob Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 My fiancee is Muslim and is using the lure of a dramatically increased BJ count if I knife that sucka'. This dilemma is cutting me to the quick. Get it in writing before you let anyone take the skin off the sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members MesaMonster Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I cry at my kids movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Frankenstrat86 Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I ban anyone watching lifetime in my home, because I get drawn in and emotionally attached to the characters and their circumstance. Makes me hate men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aristotle Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I spend an inordinate amount of time each day talking to other guitar effects nerds on an internet forum Same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhamnett Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I've been watching the current season of The Bachelorette. Oh, and I'm attempting to grow a pencil/pron stache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I drive back to my house a lot to check if I closed the garage door. I check door handles to see if they're locked way to often. me too. what about the stove? when i leave town for a few days ill spend like 5- 10 mins running around checking doorknobs, switches, etc. my wife just sits patiently in the car waiting for me to finish OCDing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mel Cooley Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'm easily inspired by internet forum postings. Pardon me while I go take a dump in somebody's drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 i believe the earth is about 6k years young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I pick my nose on cam. i fap i also currently have a really long thing white straight random hair growing out of my sternum pretty much, probably like 4 inches long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 i believe the earth is about 6k years young. awks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PKTrono Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 i believe the earth is about 6k years young. oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 I've been watching the current season of The Bachelorette. Oh, and I'm attempting to grow a pencil/pron stache. Ugh. My girlfriend has been making me watch this season of the Bachelorette too. The sad thing is, I get drawn into shitty tv way too easily. I get invested, and then can't quit until I know how it ends, even if I know it's stupid and fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 to be honest... i've always been able to walk on water. i haven't really told anyone, but basically i don't sink. i just take steps until i'm standing in the middle of lakes or rivers or even the ocean. its a bit weird. i think... i think i'm the son of god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 My fiancee is Muslim and is using the lure of a dramatically increased BJ count if I knife that sucka'. This dilemma is cutting me to the quick. The {censored}. The way I first read this made me think horrible things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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