Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 the Stratocaster is a seriously flawed design. no freakin' cappucino maker included!!! wtf was Leo thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted March 27, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I know right I take back what I said about this guy being an unsuccessful troll... Obvious? Sure, yet people still get suckered in :facepalm: It's a sad day when unashamedly yet calmly imparting knowledge is mistaken for trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spike Li Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 It's a sad day when unashamedly yet calmly imparting knowledge is mistaken for trolling. Ill believe it when I see it. Until then...[video=youtube;32UGD0fV45g] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 It's a sad day when unashamedly yet calmly imparting knowledge is mistaken for trolling. some people just can't handle the truth that the greatest guitar ever designed isn't perfect. then again, what is? Even the hottest babe on the planet farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 ^... and maybe has a fishy smelling beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 david gilmourjeff beckSRVrory gallaghermark knopflersay this thread is full of fail. SRV and Rory Gallagher can't say anything, they're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hardtdc Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Oh, just trust the force of this thread! It's well on it's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 now that we've learned how flawed the Strat is, let's see how many flaws we can find with this failure of design: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sxyryan Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 ^^Sand gets everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I want to ram my face between those cheeks and snuffle around like a little piggy. I want that truffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BB123 Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 now that we've learned how flawed the Strat is, let's see how many flaws we can find with this failure of design: That sand finish will come off too easily. Though the low end would probably be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vikingrat Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 now that we've learned how flawed the Strat is, let's see how many flaws we can find with this failure of design: The sand gives it a Relic vibe that i don't want. The neck also appears to be something other than maple. Don't want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sxyryan Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I want to ram my face between those cheeks and snuffle around like a little piggy. I want that truffle. Seriously giggled here. Thanks for that, it was a long day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vikingrat Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 wow....go away for a few hours and come back and it's nothing but {censored}ing constant stupidity from you. page after page of stupid comments. But of course I'M sooooo angry right?Seriously though...how the {censored} do you get to be so stupid? I really want to know. Did you practice it? Is it inherited? Are your parents this stupid too?Come on...tell me...my scientific mind needs to know...is this Nature stupid or Nurture stupid?+1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 I want to ram my face between those cheeks and snuffle around like a little piggy. I want that truffle. lmao!you're supposed to be helping us find all the flaws so we WON'T be lusting for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 The sand gives it a Relic vibe that i don't want. The neck also appears to be something other than maple. Don't want. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 will not get better with age. will probably lose resonance and muscle tone. front end could be a bit bigger. might go out of tune if you pluck too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vikingrat Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 will not get better with age. will probably lose resonance and muscle tone.front end could be a bit bigger.might go out of tune if you pluck too hard.+1. Neck needs a locking nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Seriously giggled here. Thanks for that, it was a long day. Ha ha, alrighty me matey. Take a load off and chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 +1. Neck needs a locking nut. true. the self-lubricating nut isn't always enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Floyd Rosenbomb Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Her boobs look too small, and I bet she complains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 she also lacks a truss-rod, which explains the back-bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peskypesky Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Her boobs look too small, and I bet she complains a lot. you can try to take care of the first flaw with mods. the latter problem might be attended to with a noise gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Floyd Rosenbomb Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 she also lacks a truss-rod, which explains the back-bow. ...I bet she plays nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted March 27, 2012 Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 will not get better with age. will probably lose resonance and muscle tone.front end could be a bit bigger.might go out of tune if you pluck too hard. Output/input jack may loosen over time too - will need some tightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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