Members blueballoon Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 why are you on the internetyou could be secks with hairdresserand you are onlinewhy are you on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thezeng Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 The internet is sex with a hairdresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueballoon Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 o {censored} im pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhamnett Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 Phil... temp ban to the OP until he comes back with pics of him in the act with the hairdresser/classmate/both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 He who hesitates.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killing Nevada Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 Sometimes, I miss you around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 I turned 18 yesterday.18 is the perfect time to get herpes happy birthday man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinnies Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 GET HERPES YOU {censored}! hahaha reply of the week for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 dude, if yr worried about herpes--just stop by the salon and ask her. give her the whole story about the bag of candy. she'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 i sent you a present for your bday. its a 40 pound box of rape. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cirrus Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 dude, if yr worried about herpes--just stop by the salon and ask her. give her the whole story about the bag of candy. she'll understand. Girls love honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 dude, if yr worried about herpes--just stop by the salon and ask her. give her the whole story about the bag of candy. she'll understand.that is good advice; she will be flattered by your honesty. it's like a modern day fairy tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 i think both occurances could, and untimately will be, explained by fleas or head lice. happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 i've never seen a pretty barber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 i've never seen a pretty bieber. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 hupia you da man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big_cat Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 should have crushed that ass. you could have got it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Facing Failure Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 The best way I can describe it is imagine a huge bag of your favorite candy. Sweet, plentiful, in a big bright unopened, factory-sealed bag. Now imagine finding it on the floor of a mens room in a bar. Do you still want to eat that candy? One side of logic says "The bag is sealed, you're fine!" but the other side of logic says "It's on the floor of a men's room! That's disgusting, and definitely not healthy! Think about how sick it could make you!". I would eat that candy. I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. I would've {censored}ed the hair stylist. Would've {censored}ed the girl in the class too. EITHER START TAKING SOME CHANCES AND EXPERIENCE MANHOOD PROPERLY OR LEARN TO SUCK A DICK, YOU {censored}ING PANSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 Mike doesn't afraid of girls. Wait. Yes he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheHarakiriEnd Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 dude, if yr worried about herpes--just stop by the salon and ask her. give her the whole story about the bag of candy. she'll understand. Don't you think it might be better if he just brought in an Ipad or something and showed her this thread? Maybe even got her to join and post? Seems like that would be the best option at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 woah Did that dude over there just advocate sucking dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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