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If you got stung for being a dick that means Ryan must have done something really bad to be punished with Hanta virus. That's how karma works, right?

 

 

I probably got stung because I swallowed a bee

 

I dunno what the deal is with this ryan guy? Maybe he ate a tainted pickle or something.

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That could have killed you, you are lucky. Glad you're o.k.


BTW, Benadryl tablets could save you life in a situation like that.

 

 

thanks, yeah I dont get too hurt from stings and my friend did say something to that effect so I washed down one of those pills with some more moonshine. So maybe that was karma making sure I was OK because I'm so awesome eh?

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Epi, ftw

 

 

Seriously happy that it came out ok...you never know which sting will be the one to push a guy over into anaphyaxis.

My major-puffys come from the large Western Hornet (not yellowjacket) and the Baldfaced Hornet. A close third is the MudDauber Wasp, but it won't kill me.

 

I keep an oldschool vila/syringe kit of epi for just that eventuality. Works in 2 minutes or less.

Benedryl is a slower onset (15+ minutes) and may not get you thru acute anaphyaxis.

 

...not sayin you'll ever get there, but you wouldn't want to leave that wonderful wife of yours alone in a festival full of us pervs, would you?

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...not sayin you'll ever get there, but you wouldn't want to leave that wonderful wife of yours alone in a festival full of us pervs, would you?

 

 

they hit on her even when I'm standing right there, or up on stage... all the time... What can I do...

 

can't risk breaking my fist on their face, and the SG I've been using really has too flimsy of a neck joint to use as a proper tool to beat someone with.

 

I usually just have them "escorted" out by security.

 

{censored} them bees, I will eat a whole {censored}in nest for breakfast and crap a honey comb turd on your dinner.

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At least he got a chance to bite you on the way out.

Nah, Close call! It's freak accidents like that that can be a disadter, but glad you're ok dude.

On a backpacking trip I was hiking through Rochester, MN and as i'm lifting a leg to get over a short barbed wire fence, I get attacked by at least 3 hornets.

One stung the side of my neck, one got my waist and one got my leg.

I ran the fastest I have ever ran (with 50 lbs on my back) on the side of the highway to the nearest nature center which had ice and helped me out.

But yeah never in my life have I felt more adrenaline. What a rush.

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Not cool at all. If the bee isn't out of Robo's system he isn't out of the woods just yet. If something did happen you'd feel really bad for saying that!

 

 

Lighten up. Robo can take a joke...he sure can dish it out.

 

I live on a 200 acre property and we have an apiary with millions and millions of bees. We produces 1000's of pounds of honey every season.

The wasp and stinger would be broken down digested by stomach acids like any other protein in the stomach. He will be fine.

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