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in high school i had this chick who practically stalked me. she would leave notes at the spots i would hang out at in school and {censored}. so one day i met up with her and a couple days later i snuck into her house at the middle of the night for some relations.

 

long story longer, condom broke and i wasnt gonna risk a teen pregnancy. so i had her jack me off (because she wouldnt suck me off) and after like an hour and a half of heavy petting i unleashed a monstrous load all over the place. on the wall behind us, in her hair, {censored} some of it even got on me. she grabs the first thing she could find which was her sisters bra and proceeded to start wiping up with it.

 

 

i get a call a couple days later from her sister bitching about my splooge all over her bedroom.

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A night of hookers and debauchery.

 

 

So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever. :facepalm: Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.

 

We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.

 

Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.

 

One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did. :facepalm: Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but :idk: I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.

 

While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.

 

After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.

 

Hell, here I come.

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A night of hookers and debauchery.



So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.



a2m/gape has official become more than just a past time HCAF meme. :snax:

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Another push the girl out of the room story.

 

When I was younger, freshman in high school or so I had just broken up with my girlfriend of a year. My first love, all that. I was heart broken... you know for 3 days. Then I met this girl in the new town I lived in. Anyways, after hanging out daily for a couple weeks and making out in the dugouts at the ball park and getting my fingers wet we made plans for her to come over and lose her virginity. Yes, these were the plans. :facepalm:

 

My cousin, who I lived with and shared a room with jumped out the sliding window and threw Amanda in to me. He went off to mess around with her friend. Anyways, so she climbs into bed and we are making out and I ended up sticking it to her. Of course, she's a virgin so I'm going slow. I also know the bed squeeks like a mother {censored}er so I'm trying to stop that from happening AND to top it all off my dad is right down the hall in a dead quiet house.

 

I'm in this bitch and she's loving it and then I see the hall light come on. I just put my finger over the top of her mouth and pulled the covers over me, hoping my dad wouldn't come in. He stood by the door for a couple seconds then started walking off. The light comes back on, and he did the same thing again. Finally he went back to the living room. About that time I hear a knock on the window. I'm {censored}ing irate. Quit interrupting me, I'd like to cum some time soon. :o

 

It was my cousin and he told us that Amanda's dad was walking around outside her house and she better get home. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

She throws on her clothes and I literally pushed her out of the window. She fell flat on her face and I shut the window and locked it while she was still on the ground. She ended up coming back the next night and I said (direct quote, Yes, I AM Dr. Smooth :poke:)"So, are we going to finish what we started last night?" :facepalm: And she said, "Of course, why else would I come over here?" WINNAR. So we did, and that led to 3 months of getting to turn a girl into an absolute nympho.

 

I saw her the other day. She's gained about 160 lbs and had 2 kids. :o

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Two thoughts:


1. Good timing on your part. Pork her while she's less porky.


2. Sucks for her that you corrutped her. Good job.

 

 

Definitely a plus on #1, but on #2, when I was a senior in high school she actually had the guy she was seeing at the time tell me "Thank you for showing me how great sex is, and making me a nympho." Now THAT'S a weird statement to hear from a guy in the gym locker room.

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A night of hookers and debauchery.



So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it.
I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: im rofling so hard from that

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A night of hookers and debauchery.



So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.




This {censored} is worse than Tucker Max.





















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So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.



:facepalm:

Well, there goes my respect for you.

:facepalm::facepalm:

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So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.



LOL!! Wow. I guess you have to get it out of your system before you meet the one.... I would definitely take a trip to the good ol docteriny realllyyy fast. :cop:

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So this past weekend I went on a little trip with a couple friends to a concert. It was the Jagermeister fest or whatever.
:facepalm:
Anyway, I went because we rented the presidential suite at the Hilton in Indy. Top floor bitches, all ours. Anyway, the show was only 21 and older so I had to give the door man $50 to let me in. Anyway, we get in and order 4 trays of jagerbombs. I hate this {censored}, but I drink it anyway. By the last tray we were handing them out to these girls and they ended up spending the whole night with us. The show was an alright time, even if the music wasn't my thing.


We have plans to have these girls come back to the room, but one of them, Jordan, decides she is going to throw up all over herself so they just go home. So, we go to a strip club. I'm not all about giving some person money to shake their ass in my face. My buddy got a private dance though, and apparently got his dick sucked by this stripper.


Finally, we head back to the hotel, but stop and pick up more liquor on the way. We get there, and in our drunken rambling my friend Derrick yells out that we should call up an escort service... so he does. After a few calls he says that some are on their way. We all thought he was bull{censored}ting. Our friend,Sarah, who came along to the show was with us and when the door knocked she yelled out "Boys! Your hookers are here!" Needless to say, these women were pissed off. They came in and Derrick hands them the $100 they asked for.


One comes and sits by me, and she says "So what do you want me to do?" I said "Shut the {censored} up, I didn't pay you to talk." "There's no need to be like that." She said, and I told her "Yes there is. Now you are going to open that mouth and suck my cock." She did.
:facepalm:
Thinking back now, I would never talk to someone like that, and I would never do such a thing, but
:idk:
I did some nasty {censored} with this woman. A2M, all of it. I even remember spitting in her asshole.


While I was {censored}ing this hooker against the window of the Hilton, overlooking Indianapolis, I heard the other one who was with my buddy. She sounded like she was crying. The dude is hung like a retarded donkey. I felt bad for her. Srsly, terrible noises.


After we were done and dressed I told her "I'll walk you to the door." "But no, I need to wai" "No, you need to leave." I put my arm around her and pushed her out the door and locked it.


Hell, here I come.



i beleived it till i got to the a2m part. Im calling bull{censored} on this story because there is no way that a hooker who is paid to have dissasociate sex with a complete stranger is going to put her mouth on a condom that came out of her unwiped ass. Good read though.

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i beleived it till i got to the a2m part. Im calling bull{censored} on this story because there is no way that a hooker who is paid to have dissasociate sex with a complete stranger is going to put her mouth on a condom that came out of her unwiped ass. Good read though.

 

 

I liked the story and it made me lulz even if it got blown up a bit.

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