Members NeloAngelo Posted November 11, 2008 Members Share Posted November 11, 2008 in high school i had this stalker... did i tell this story already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pedalboard Posted November 11, 2008 Members Share Posted November 11, 2008 The guy didn't originally go into the shower with the two girls. It was just them at first, he was banging on the door making a fuss about how they had to let him in on the fun, too, so they let him in.When the girls got into the hot tub for the second time, they went down on each other. Everyone else was inside, either watching like pervs or turning away in disgust, trying to ignore it. Needless to say, I was in the former group.The girl who was with the gay guy on the pool table tried to go down on him after he had fingered her, but he said it wasn't going to work because he was gay One of the girls' boyfriend showed up the next morning. We all had a good laugh knowing that he would never find out what happened the previous night.It was unfortunate that more girls didn't parttake. There were some good lookin' ones that stayed inside. The two that did participate were pretty nice though. Really nice rack on one (DDs, nice and soft), OK rack on the other (smaller, but firm). The one with DDs mentioned at one point she had been thinking about reductions - everyone said she would be crazy for doing it. She had a killer body overall. Bit of a butterface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pedalboard Posted November 11, 2008 Members Share Posted November 11, 2008 that was definately the craziest thing I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 that was definately the craziest thing I've ever seen. :facepalm:fail for you not partaking in any of these events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baja85 Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 GreenAppleSplat = PMz please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pedalboard Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 :facepalm:fail for you not partaking in any of these events troof. even more fail from the folks who stayed inside the entire night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 I just had a gin & tonic for breakfast... at 5 pm.I am your hero. Fixed:wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shotgunsjustice Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 I once pissed on a girl that was in the shower with me and didn't tell her. Then after she figured out what I was doing she turned around and I pissed in her face! I felt bad, but it was funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zac503 Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 gonna need in on those noods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members stangconv Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 I've been married for like 11 years so I don't have any crazy stories about nailing chicks I met on the internet. Sorry in advance. But...One of the worst moments of my life came while I was taking a dump at work. I used to work seocnd shift (4pm-midnight). The place was always pretty empty. I usually go to the far end of the Men's room into the handoicapped stall. Not sure why, just did. never thinking someone would need to use it. Nobody was ever around. Well, one night I'm in there, and I hear the door open. In comes a dude in a wheelchair. He rolls over to the stall, notices it's occupied by someone without a chair or anything, sighs, and scoots back to another stall. I hear him struggling to get into it and had to leave the chair outside. At this moment I want to throw up I feel like such a complete asshole. I contemplate my next move. Do i pinch it off and bolt the {censored} out of there before he sees me and I have to apologize or face him? Do i stick around outside the bathroom to apologize? So i take the cowards way out and bolt. never felt like such an ass in my life. Worst day ever. The handicap stall is like the Cadilac of bathrooms... So much room!! Dont forget to PM me!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hegmatronicon Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 I once pissed on a girl that was in the shower with me and didn't tell her. Then after she figured out what I was doing she turned around and I pissed in her face! I felt bad, but it was funny at the time.Some ppl call that foreplay :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members leftwing73 Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 Oh yeah - if crazy chick PMs are going around, hook me up please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PGS412 Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 Oh dude. I know it was a freaking bad night... I've never eaten a hotdog since that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Holy War Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 I cant think of too much right now, but I did lose my v card on the roof of a hotel in the middle of downtown philadelphia in my freshman year of high school. what a {censored}ing awkward experience that was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stangconv Posted November 12, 2008 Members Share Posted November 12, 2008 Noodz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gnt1856 Posted November 13, 2008 Members Share Posted November 13, 2008 I shaved my pubes once, but I missed a couple of spots (you'll see why soon) when I did. Basically, I shaved my pubes except for two dots, one either side of my penis. It looked like an elephant afterward's, the Mrs. wasn't happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted November 13, 2008 Members Share Posted November 13, 2008 i'm super baked, and have 13 hours to clean the house and pick my father up at the airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted November 13, 2008 Members Share Posted November 13, 2008 I shaved my pubes once, but I missed a couple of spots (you'll see why soon) when I did. Basically, I shaved my pubes except for two dots, one either side of my penis. It looked like an elephant afterward's, the Mrs. wasn't happy. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Flogger59 Posted November 13, 2008 Members Share Posted November 13, 2008 i'm super baked, and have 13 hours to clean the house and pick my father up at the airport Better get busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members M1K3999 Posted December 26, 2008 Members Share Posted December 26, 2008 I {censored}ed a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted December 26, 2008 Members Share Posted December 26, 2008 i masturbated to pictures of megan fox. we have the same last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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