I have a couple.
An older one, we were playing at a party and it started off really lame. I was just going to go home after playing, but everyone wanted us to stay. All of the band except the other guitar player and the vocalist stayed. We started getting pretty hammered and I was flirting with all the ladies. There was this one in particular who wasn't the best looking there, but was one hell of a cool chick. I was really starting to get touchy feely with her and she was with me too but then out of no where one of the hot chicks came up and started talking to me. She was half of a pair of twins. After about 30 seconds of talking she just started making out with me. It didn't take too long for us to head for a small shed that had been converted into a guest bedroom out of the house. After we had some clothes off this girl's cousin's boyfriend came in and all I could see was an outline. It looked like he was holding a gun, but it turned out to be a lighter and he said "Oh ok" and left. About 30 seconds later I was getting told to put my pants on before I got the {censored} beat out of me. I was like Needless to say, this dude was big and tough and I got out of there without my undies. The girl ended up talking to him. Her sister told the guy that I was trying to rape her sister even though she drug me to bed. He apologized later and handed me a beer, but I still went to work hungover, tired and I had blue balls.
Another more recent one was this past weekend a girl came up and hugged my drummer from behind. Later in the week his girlfriend asked where he got the panties in his pocket. Apparently the girl slipped em in there and he didn't realize it. His girlfriend thought it was cool
