Members Voltaire Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 i should add, this website that the pics were posted to is an adult website that gets lots of hits a day. last i checked, the album of this girl hit something like 35,000 hits or something.yeah, i'm going to hell. LINKS! PM ME! NAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I've paid for porn. Which I'm pretty sure constitutes as an addiction to it. To be fair, it was really GOOD porn that I couldn't eMule, Torrent, or otherwise obtain. But I still paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members lndianScout Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I hate eating vegetables.. they are too damned hard to get back in the wheel chair :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 My friend and I went up to Oklahoma to hang out with my brother at his school. My bro decided to pass out around midnight, so my friend and I tore up the entire floor of his dorm. I mean any sort of decoration was ripped off the walls, the cutesy message boards people leave on the outside of their doors, took several racks of pool table balls and dumped them in the toilets, pissed in the elevators, and eventually started pounding on random people's doors. Then once we decided we should lay low, we cruised to another dorm and repeated the process. My bro and his entire floor lost their cleaning service for a month until the offender confessed. Since my bro didn't know we did it, they had to go the entire month in filth. This was a Co-ed dorm with freshmen and sophomores that had about zero experience with cleaning up after themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supersonic44 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I created a Facebook account called "Da Truck". I use it to torment people I don't like or look like an ass-clown in their photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Serious or {censored}ing around? If you're serious, was it one of those "Holy {censored}, what's this down here" moments, or were you like, "I wanna {censored} a dude that looks like a chick" and went out sexin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Serious or {censored}ing around? If you're serious, was it one of those "Holy {censored}, what's this down here" moments, or were you like, "I wanna {censored} a dude that looks like a chick" and went out sexin? I knew what i was getting into, I'll say that. No apologies or excuses, it is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axslinger Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 hahah Ok this is a confession.. When I was 17 and drunk I ate out a girl who was on the rag. hahah It was very dark and I didnt notice til about 3 minutes in.. I just thought she was really wet! It doesnt taste too bad/different. BUt I'll still never do that again... Here, here! Happened to me once too. Dated this girl for like 2 and a half years. Had my dads van and the dome light was out. We were going to a HS dance that night. We stopped off for some nookie, I went down on her, banged her and continued on to the dance. Keep in mind its still dark and its dark outside.I walk into the lower level of the school and one of my buddies walked up to me and said "where the hell you been, out killing chickens"? I'm like, "what do you mean"...I had blood all over my f'ing face and I was wearing white shirt. I headed straight to the rest room to clean up. And your're right..tasted the same. I got my Red Wings!Another confession, I went down on a fat chick when I was stinking drunk. Believe it or not, she had a tight love hole. And she was clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axslinger Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I once tried to fist a an ex girlfriend in my sleep -- Sleep fisting if you must.She was not impressed LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Another confession, I went down on a fat chick when I was stinking drunk. Believe it or not, she had a tight love hole. And she was clean.of course she was clean. that's the one incentive to bang a fat chick because they don't get much, thus staying very clean and in most cases pretty tight. the other incentives is that they're always grateful that they're gettin some, and they are usually really good at giving head... because they're hungry...not that i've had any experience in this field or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axslinger Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I don't remember much specifically what we did to our teacher, but he lost his hair in 8th grade and had a heart attack. The next year he had all of his hair back. Holy {censored}, lost his hair in the 8th grade? AND a heart attack? Must of been genetic.:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I knew what i was getting into, I'll say that.No apologies or excuses, it is what it is. Cool, just askin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 One of my best friends in high school used to come by all the time with his girlfriend. She was really hot, had a great personality, the whole package...She came by my house one day, expecting him to be there. I tell her he isn't there -- she seems surprised, so I invite her in, assuming he'll be by shortly. She's there for all of five minutes when the phone rings. I answer it on speaker -- it's my friend/her boyfriend. Before I even get a chance to say "your girlfriend is here" and/or "you're on speaker", dumbass just starts in on this blow by blow story of how he just {censored}ed the hell out of his ex. At this point, I look over at her -- she's white as a sheet. I grabbed the phone, taking it off speaker phone, and I don't know what to say -- I'm just saying "yeah" and "Really?" as he rambles.As I'm sitting there, trying to figure my way out of this -- she plops down on her knees in front of me and starts unbuttoning my pants. At first, I'm freaking out, slapping her hands away... but she flips the bird at the phone, mouthing the words "{censored} him".I couldn't argue with that logic.She proceeded to give me an insanely good blowjob while I'm listening to this moron tell me of his sexcapade.He's already finished his story, and is waiting for me to answer whatever question he just asked -- I'm floating off the couch in a dreamstate as this chick is working me like she's hurting for a hit and I'm the only dealer with a stash.He hangs up -- I finish -- she gets up, kisses me on the cheek, and leaves. Two days later, they show up together -- I'm freaking out, but she's acting coy, like nothing ever happened. I'm nervous as hell -- he's a close friend, I'm afraid he'll kill me, etc.We smoke a bowl, and she tells him she's out of cigarettes. I offer her one of mine, she makes an excuse "I only smoke lights"... She starts making with the pouty lips, asking him to go to the store for her. I throw a $20 on the table, offering to pay for snacks. He takes me up on it, heads out, and she stays behind -- she says, "I need to call my mom".He kisses her -- says "be right back", and he's gone.As soon as the car starts in the driveway, she pulls my junk out and starts working it. She produces a condom out of nowhere like a damn magician, pulls her shorts to the side and jumps on like I'm a wooden horse on a carousel. I didn't last long. This girls was so freakin' hot, and I felt like a badass. The whole scene was thick with the fog of "I can't {censored}ing believe this is happening".So, just as I finish, he pulls up. She jumps off and heads for the bathroom. I zip up, condom still on, and start spraying Lysol like he's gonna bloodhound our scent and catch wise.He comes in, and I {censored} you not, the first thing he says to me -- "why the {censored} are you sweating? It's freezing in here!"They broke up like two weeks later. I never saw her again.We're still friends, though. I was the best man at his wedding a few years ago. you are a god:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supersonic44 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 One of my best friends in high school used to come by all the time with his girlfriend. She was really hot, had a great personality, the whole package...She came by my house one day, expecting him to be there. I tell her he isn't there -- she seems surprised, so I invite her in, assuming he'll be by shortly. She's there for all of five minutes when the phone rings. I answer it on speaker -- it's my friend/her boyfriend. Before I even get a chance to say "your girlfriend is here" and/or "you're on speaker", dumbass just starts in on this blow by blow story of how he just {censored}ed the hell out of his ex. At this point, I look over at her -- she's white as a sheet. I grabbed the phone, taking it off speaker phone, and I don't know what to say -- I'm just saying "yeah" and "Really?" as he rambles.As I'm sitting there, trying to figure my way out of this -- she plops down on her knees in front of me and starts unbuttoning my pants. At first, I'm freaking out, slapping her hands away... but she flips the bird at the phone, mouthing the words "{censored} him".I couldn't argue with that logic.She proceeded to give me an insanely good blowjob while I'm listening to this moron tell me of his sexcapade.He's already finished his story, and is waiting for me to answer whatever question he just asked -- I'm floating off the couch in a dreamstate as this chick is working me like she's hurting for a hit and I'm the only dealer with a stash.He hangs up -- I finish -- she gets up, kisses me on the cheek, and leaves. Two days later, they show up together -- I'm freaking out, but she's acting coy, like nothing ever happened. I'm nervous as hell -- he's a close friend, I'm afraid he'll kill me, etc.We smoke a bowl, and she tells him she's out of cigarettes. I offer her one of mine, she makes an excuse "I only smoke lights"... She starts making with the pouty lips, asking him to go to the store for her. I throw a $20 on the table, offering to pay for snacks. He takes me up on it, heads out, and she stays behind -- she says, "I need to call my mom".He kisses her -- says "be right back", and he's gone.As soon as the car starts in the driveway, she pulls my junk out and starts working it. She produces a condom out of nowhere like a damn magician, pulls her shorts to the side and jumps on like I'm a wooden horse on a carousel. I didn't last long. This girls was so freakin' hot, and I felt like a badass. The whole scene was thick with the fog of "I can't {censored}ing believe this is happening".So, just as I finish, he pulls up. She jumps off and heads for the bathroom. I zip up, condom still on, and start spraying Lysol like he's gonna bloodhound our scent and catch wise.He comes in, and I {censored} you not, the first thing he says to me -- "why the {censored} are you sweating? It's freezing in here!"They broke up like two weeks later. I never saw her again.We're still friends, though. I was the best man at his wedding a few years ago. That is more epic than 300. You deserve a medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hvymtl939 Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I don't have anything exiting to share...i are sad:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 since i got my computer, which was july/august 2006, i have downloaded approximately 200 gb of pron. I currently have 62.8 gigs of it. I share it on the school network. I have the largest porn collection on the school network, by a landslide of 30 gb. Nobody knows its me. . Some girl told me that i didn't seem like the porn type. Oh man.Oh, and I like salvia the same if not sometimes more than sex. Oh shii-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 since i got my computer, which was july/august 2006, i have downloaded approximately 200 gb of pron. I currently have 62.8 gigs of it. I share it on the school network. Nobody knows its me. Oh, and I like salvia the same if not sometimes more than sex. Oh shii-- i would say yes, you do have an addiction:cop:however, I am no clinically trained physician. the question is can you NOT look at porn if you want to. could you go a month without looking at any? hell, could you even go a week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 i would say yes, you do have an addiction:cop:however, I am no clinically trained physician. the question is can you NOT look at porn if you want to. could you go a month without looking at any? hell, could you even go a week? yeah probably. Its most of a boredom thing because i don't sleep at night, and the internet can only fill so many hours after everybody passes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 the question is can you NOT look at porn if you want to. could you go a month without looking at any? hell, could you even go a week? That won't prove he's not addicted to porn, it'll prove he's a god damned eunic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I pop boners all the time in church when I'm playing in the band there cause theres this sexy chick that plays with us too, but my guitar hides teh wood:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I pop boners all the time in church when I'm playing in the band there cause theres this sexy chick that plays with us too, but my guitar hides teh wood:poke:i too have had a boner in church, and so i'm not trying to judge or condescend here, but perhaps your focus should be more about the point of your guitar playing and less about the people around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 you are a god:lol: I was an instrument of sexual vendetta. And it was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I hate getting no-reason boners when its right before class ends, and you have to stand up to leave, but you have a giant bulge. {censored}in perfect timing every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I hate getting no-reason boners when its right before class ends, and you have to stand up to leave, but you have a giant bulge. {censored}in perfect timing every time. FTS. It's a dick, dicks get hard. If someone's looking be like, 'what, you want a nibble?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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