Guiness is stout you n00b
you make me {censored}ing laugh
Coopers also makes Stout, and a nice Pale Ale,which tastes more like beer than Stella.
Stella is a cheap imitation of real east european beer, and is considered the cheapest of the cheapest Homo brew
Oh, and Guiness is what every dip{censored} loser e-brags about drinking to make himself look cool. Way to sport the poser look, just like with your Valvestate Marshall.