Members Sex Panther Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 My point is, some people make fun of TV's, some people make fun of Cleveland. They're about as relevant...And I never said I did a TS, I said I saw some strippers in NOLA that looked like *really* hot women and the genetic woman I was with got super turned on and I had a night to remember.Of course I never said I didn't do one either. I never said whether I'd even consider it.But I have been to Cleveland. And I didn't wear a condom. (that's more humor in case ....) Ah, I completely misread what you said! I thought you banged one of the TS's!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 If you could care less, then shut the {censored} up. Why do you have some kinda macho complex? After all, you only {censored} thin chicks and you are bothered by some guy {censored}ing a tranny...right? You're a {censored}ing idiot. How is that a macho complex? {censored}ing a Tranny is exactly the same as {censored}ing a dude. No different. If that's what you're into, have fun...but I have every right to think it's disgusting. I have the right to say and think what I want. So go {censored} yourself! Edit: How is only {censored}ing thin chicks the same as {censored}ing a dude? If you think that...you have serious {censored}ing issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bob the dentist Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I don't know where that comes from ("or a Tuesday"...Patton Oswalt?), but when I use it, it's in reference to something I've said here on HC once or twice:A Kinsey type report was done in Brazil. Something like 30% of women have engaged in bestiality. Which means in Brazil, if you're {censored}ing a goat, it's not weird, it's Tuesday. It is Patton, kinda. It's from his bit about that one beer/liquor commercial where they're asking people why they're drinking it and one guy goes "Cuz it's Tuesday!" "...that's what a wino says!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samnite Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 You're a {censored}ing idiot. How is that a macho complex? {censored}ing a Tranny is exactly the same as {censored}ing a dude. No different. If that's what you're into, have fun...but I have every right to think it's disgusting. I have the right to say and think what I want. So go {censored} yourself! Edit: How is only {censored}ing thin chicks the same as {censored}ing a dude? If you think that...you have serious {censored}ing issues. Whoa. Somebody certainly seems to have some issues with where somebody else puts their dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Whoa. Somebody certainly seems to have some issues with where somebody else puts their dick. No, like I said...I don't care where you stick it. I do however think it's gross and disgusting. I also think it's gross and disgusting to bang nasty fat chicks, so it's not a homophobic thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Definitely top. Don't know that I'd do it again, but I was curious and the opportunity presented itself. Did it look like this?[YOUTUBE]E43PGKeq9gc[/YOUTUBE]Cause if so I'd hit that {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Did it look like this? Cause if so I'd hit that {censored}. Holy {censored}!I've never seen that vid before, cool clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 Holy {censored}! I've never seen that vid before, cool clip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 i have a confeshun i liek mudkipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 I don't know where that comes from ("or a Tuesday"...Patton Oswalt?), but when I use it, it's in reference to something I've said here on HC once or twice:A Kinsey type report was done in Brazil. Something like 30% of women have engaged in bestiality. Which means in Brazil, if you're {censored}ing a goat, it's not weird, it's Tuesday. North America's Puritan/Victorian fear of sex and sexuality makes us look like Muslims compared to a lot of the rest of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 North America's Puritan/Victorian fear of sex and sexuality makes us look like Muslims compared to a lot of the rest of the world. yeah. Amurrrikuh was founded by puritan {censored}s who wanted to get away from all of the "evil" in britain and europe. Thats why the drinking ages are high, and the laws expansive, and stupidity plentiful. lawl at amurrikuh being the only country with prohibition (cept the muslim countries) now that i think of it, everybody might as well become muslim because the values are pretty damn close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted January 27, 2008 Members Share Posted January 27, 2008 that was funny, thank you.Hey IMO, no penis should be subjected to fish-taco whores:cop: +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 man... where'd all the confessions go? all of a sudden it's a tranny flame war. my confession? i write poetry. Lots of it. Decent stuff ,too... I've been published and i've won awards and all that. But try to talk to the average person about iambic pentameter and pathetic fallacy and they just laugh cuz you said "pathetic phallus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 man... where'd all the confessions go? all of a sudden it's a tranny flame war.my confession?i write poetry. Lots of it. Decent stuff ,too... I've been published and i've won awards and all that. But try to talk to the average person about iambic pentameter and pathetic fallacy and they just laugh cuz you said "pathetic phallus" You sir are in 2nd place for teh lamest confession so far. Not cause you write poetry mind you, that's cool, but because you consider it confession worthy. Now come on, give up some dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 man... where'd all the confessions go? all of a sudden it's a tranny flame war.my confession?i write poetry. Lots of it. Decent stuff ,too... I've been published and i've won awards and all that. But try to talk to the average person about iambic pentameter and pathetic fallacy and they just laugh cuz you said "pathetic phallus" That's all you've got? Seriously? You didn't accidentally bang your cousin, or anything? Man...weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 That's all you've got? Seriously? You didn't accidentally bang your cousin, or anything? Man...weak. I'm sayin' man, come on and give wit teh dirt. It's easy. Here I'll show him. I sent action pics of teh chick I banged the other day to WarPlaneGrey. See how easy it is. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zozobra Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 All kinds of sordid drunken debauched behaviour thats not fit for public consumption even in written form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Here's another one. My step aunt was a 5'4" package of pure Italian dynamite with DD's and a sweet round ass when I was young. When I was a teen everytime she went to pee I would go in after she was done and whack off knowing that her fine ass was just naked and sitting on the same seat, then spooge all over the seat. I mean {censored} man, it's really not that hard. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComingApart Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I sent action pics of teh chick I banged the other day to WarPlaneGrey. I will confess, i'm upset that i did not receive those pics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I will confess, i'm upset that i did not receive those pics...PM me your e-mail, and I'll get them to you tomorrow after school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joeytpg Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 man, I've lol'ed SO HARD with some of these confessions! my turn: 1) I used to finger my cousin when we were like 7 or 8 y/o. Finger and oral. She used to love it. Then she moved out of the country and never again. To this day we have no sexual relations or sexual desire on each other what so ever, so it was just kiddie stuff (kiddie porn ) 2) One of my best friends had a girlfriend once. They were very in love but broke up (don't remember why) but after a year apart they got back together. Now this chick and I were very good friends, and used to go to college together but never had "a thing" about each other, NOTHING. Then all of a sudden, she was getting jealous of me when I dated other girls and stuff (even though she was with my best friend). Then one day we just kissed. She broke up with him 2 days later. He was very beat up and sad about it. She kept coming after me and we started {censored}ing and ended up being together (as BF and GF) -WORT THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE- because my friend found out and was very mad at me. She turned out to be a {censored}ing bitch (cheated on me) thank god we only lasted 4 months. It took us a year and a half of talking things out but we got to be very close again (my friend and I) and to this date, we are very very good friends again. (deep down inside we both know it'll never be 100% like it used to, but it's a 90% which is fine by me, because his friendship means a lot to me) To add to it all, she still says to him that I made the "move" on her while she was weak, and stuff, and even though eh believed her at the beginning, he later on found out other stuff about her, and realized she was a skanking bitch. I've ALWAYS swore to him that she did not cheat on him with me, and that she and I hooked up a long time after they broke up, but the truth is she DID cheat on him with me (only a kiss) but still. And even though she was gonna leave him eventually, me being on the way probably accelerated the process. I've learned A LOT from that experience, but mang!....Life is incredible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 man, I've lol'ed SO HARD with some of these confessions! my turn: 1) I used to finger my cousin when we were like 7 or 8 y/o. Finger and oral. She used to love it. Then she moved out of the country and never again. To this day we have no sexual relations or sexual desire on each other what so ever, so it was just kiddie stuff (kiddie porn ) 2) One of my best friends had a girlfriend once. They were very in love but broke up (don't remember why) but after a year apart they got back together. Now this chick and I were very good friends, and used to go to college together but never had "a thing" about each other, NOTHING. Then all of a sudden, she was getting jealous of me when I dated other girls and stuff (even though she was with my best friend). Then one day we just kissed. She broke up with him 2 days later. He was very beat up and sad about it. She kept coming after me and we started {censored}ing and ended up being together (as BF and GF) -WORT THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE- because my friend found out and was very mad at me. She turned out to be a {censored}ing bitch (cheated on me) thank god we only lasted 4 months. It took us a year and a half of talking things out but we got to be very close again (my friend and I) and to this date, we are very very good friends again. (deep down inside we both know it'll never be 100% like it used to, but it's a 90% which is fine by me, because his friendship means a lot to me) To add to it all, she still says to him that I made the "move" on her while she was weak, and stuff, and even though eh believed her at the beginning, he later on found out other stuff about her, and realized she was a skanking bitch. I've ALWAYS swore to him that she did not cheat on him with me, and that she and I hooked up a long time after they broke up, but the truth is she DID cheat on him with me (only a kiss) but still. And even though she was gonna leave him eventually, me being on the way probably accelerated the process. I've learned A LOT from that experience, but mang!....Life is incredible! Glad you guys could get over it man. But remember, bros before hoes. If she's putting ya in a place where you have to choose, she obviously ain't gonna be worth it in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joeytpg Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yeah. I've never done something like that before it all happened and of course I've never done it again. Learned a lot from it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrelusive Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 had to think about it for a while, but here's a couple things: 1) when i was younger, i tried to kill my sister a couple times because i thought she was evil. Tried to stab her in the heart with some scissors, tried to choke her with a belt... i had this weird paranoia that certain people / things were evil and plotting to take my soul. There's growing up in the bible belt of west michigan for ya. 2) Bathroom trouble. I constantyl have to pee and I have trouble getting every drop of urine out when i go. There always end up being that one drop more that slowly coes out after i'm done and i get my boxers slightly wet. My whole family has bladder issues, but i'm scared as hell ("piss scared," if you will) about getting checked out. I can't handle doctor's offices very well, and i doubt they'd let me get put under to stick a tube in my penis. So i deal with the shame and discomfort instead of getting what could be a very fixable problem checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 had to think about it for a while, but here's a couple things: 1) when i was younger, i tried to kill my sister a couple times because i thought she was evil. Tried to stab her in the heart with some scissors, tried to choke her with a belt... i had this weird paranoia that certain people / things were evil and plotting to take my soul. There's growing up in the bible belt of west michigan for ya. 2) Bathroom trouble. I constantyl have to pee and I have trouble getting every drop of urine out when i go. There always end up being that one drop more that slowly coes out after i'm done and i get my boxers slightly wet. My whole family has bladder issues, but i'm scared as hell ("piss scared," if you will) about getting checked out. I can't handle doctor's offices very well, and i doubt they'd let me get put under to stick a tube in my penis. So i deal with the shame and discomfort instead of getting what could be a very fixable problem checked out. To all those lame bastards giving up your Hillary Clinton/John Edwards confessions, this is how it's done. Kudos to you sir for your honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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