Ron Burgandy

OP: don't listen to these fuckers. They're just jealous because you will sell Fieros and they won't. Don't forget to offer free donuts with the purchase. It makes a difference. Success is now within reach. fucking this gotdammit, the OP was born to sell Fieros. Shit would be a sweet gig, and no more wasting money on college! It's not like the first 3 years were a great investment.

3 years in and he wants to be a car salesman. Coupled with his awesome writing skills... Guis, I think he chose wisely. No sense in wasting valuable classroom space.

yes, it's an awesome job for you. Seriously, bast evar.

Yeah, I do smell chalk from time to time!! Wtf I thought it was just me! Naw, I'm just kidding. It sounds like brain herpes.

Middle pickup on a tele = {censored}ing stupid this x a million and cats are lame too

Pre '06 Fender Highway One Pre 2006 came with the American Standard neck Also nitro finish on body, correct 3 barrel bridge, proper pickups, and really amazing overall. Post 2006 they really cheapened them up to differentiate from the American Standards.

You are forgiven from this butchered joke by mentioning Dio. Dude, Dio had THE BEST hard rock / metal pipes of all time. EVAR!! Argue with me on this one at your own peril... I have a banhammer, and I'm not afraid to use it... :poke: Now go reflect on the awesomeness of RJD's voice in a cool way. You even think of flashing your banhammer around here, I'll take it from you, and shove it up your ass until the trigger goes "click".

Is this some kind of a joke? People keep seeing the same thing and reflecting light in a cool way.

According to the Guitar Player article regarding the recreation of his #1... He found them at a truck stop/rest stop and throught they would reflect the stage lights in a cool way.

Patronisation will only get you thrown in the n00b bin. Funny thing is patronisation only works of all or part of what you were saying is true. My mother and i have not been on speaking terms for 3 years, so the chance of her packing me a lunch is rather small, don't you reckon? That doesn't even make sense. Your Mom is in the next room telling you to wash up for dinner.

Guiness is stout you n00b you make me {censored}ing laugh Coopers also makes Stout, and a nice Pale Ale,which tastes more like beer than Stella. Stella is a cheap imitation of real east european beer, and is considered the cheapest of the cheapest Homo brew Oh, and Guiness is what every dip{censored} loser e-brags about drinking to make himself look cool. Way to sport the poser look, just like with your Valvestate Marshall.

Guiness is stout you n00b you make me {censored}ing laugh Coopers also makes Stout, and a nice Pale Ale,which tastes more like beer than Stella. Stella is a cheap imitation of real east european beer, and is considered the cheapest of the cheapest Homo brew Quoted for ban material

I know enough to know that you my friend, need to talk to someone face to face, a shrink, whoever i don't give a {censored}, but involve forumites? Why? whats the point? so they can bestow you with meaningless pats on the back and "mojo" it is unfortunate that you are in a fix like this. Not HC's job to comfort you. this is an amp forum. Mad that no one's giving you advice on your POS Valvestate Marshall practice amp?

Lets arrange a meeting. You stick your head in your wifes loose flaps and ill be up in that already, we can talk about your predicament face to face He would beat your ass while drinking a beer at the same time. Little bitch, valvestate Marshall playing, e-badasses talking {censored} on the internet.

It depends if he was waring frilly underwear and he should be telling it to peoples face, not some forum thats available to a whole bunch of disgruntled teenager like myself. P.s do i get a spork? He's met a ton of people off this forum in real life. I have no doubt in my mind you get the {censored} knocked out of you on a daily basis anyway, so I'm not going to clutter up this thread anymore.

congrats Homer tell it to some real people P.s i hope she enjoys your brothers cock I really doubt you'd say that to TU BE's face.

Sorry man, that is really awful to hear. I've seen so many posts talking about how proud you are of your kids and that would be {censored}ing awful of her to do that.

Actually the other way around, the blue voodoo were around way before the fireball & powerball. Who cares who started it? It looks lame to put lights behind the tubes.

4 times as many guessed correctly between the Bogner and Crate. So several couldn't tell the diff. They definatley must suck. Several people on this board are complete idiots. That ratio seems about right.

The consensus seems to be that both clips were bad the first go around, and 4 times as many people guessed correctly the second go around. You suck at backing up your theories, but if you like it then who gives a damn? Cool for you, and the dude that owned the BV that I had in my possession likes it as well.

A BV120 was also my first tube amp, many years ago when Friedman was endorsing it. The other guitarist in my band bought the same amp and they sounded very different somehow...mine was actually passable, and I had a show recorded where we actually sounded pretty good...god only knows how...I do remember you couldn't cut the mids on it. My buddy's always sounded far shittier than mine, and we both played pretty shitty guitars so it wasn't that - his sounded so buzzy and seemed to have only half the volume of mine. I always tried to convince him to take it back or take to a repairman. Instead, our practice space was broken into and our amps plus a couple thousand dollars worth of other gear was stolen. I replaced it with a valvestate (vs100) which sounded much better, even with the solid state sterility. The one I'm talking about was absurdly loud, but had the most awful distortion I've ever heard a tube amp produce. I tried it through a 1960 cab as well, and same results. Crap.

I call BS,,,,,something wrong with it if it sounded that bad. That's entirely possible, however the clean was decent and the amp didn't make any popping/hissing/squeeling noises. I do know that I'm glad it's gone.

I just think the whole amp sucks as a whole. I told the dude he needed to come get it out of my house before it started making my house depreciate

I honestly don't understand something like this. Why would a company that is trying to sell a product, put out something so bad. I can somewhat understand why they would do it for cheap gear, but to engineer something as complex as a tube amp, and then sell it for whatever horrible price they did when they were first out, and try to tell people that it sounds good is just retarded. How can the makers of that amp live with themselves knowing that they have made an amp that sounds like they took a crap in a box that contained a can of bees, then put a blanket on the top of it with a few lights in there to make it sparkle? It is just beyond me as to how they could claim to be amplifier engineers, and then come up with something that sounds so bad, and then say to themselves, "well, we've done a good enough job. let's sell it". where are the red flags at? where was the voice of reason telling them that maybe they shouldn't put something like that out in the market as a serious product? at least they could just give it to a few real people who are unbiased about the amp and they could give it an objective review. i don't understand how any company with any amount of self-respect would put out something that is universally renown as crap. It seriously sounds like a Boss Metal zone. The Jubilee buried it as far as volume, tone, feel, looks, etc. go. I just heard that awful can o'bees buzzing while my buddy was playing it, and I was playing the Jubilee. I can't believe he wasted $400 on this piece.