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Scott K

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you talk to me like i'm a {censored}ing chick. I know its a dick, i know how it works. That wasnt vewwy nice.


but, i'm definately guna use that line of yours, thats {censored}in gold
:lol:



Hey, if it's a girl the worst she can say is "ewwwwww, nooooooooo", and if it's a guy the worst he can say is "oooohhh yeah", unless of course that's the way you roll. :wave:

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Fixed, and two more important questions are why do you ask and where's your hand right now? :poke:

 

 

1- Because I don't care who people are banging, as long as they have some standards, and

 

2) At the moment I read the question: operating the mouse, and the other fiddling with a carabiner/multitool. Why the interest in my hands?

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Of course.


You would have been very hard pressed to figure out she wasn't born a woman.

 

 

Wait, hold on, was this post-op or pre-op? I for some reason was assuming pre-op. Post op...well, {censored}, that's practically not even gray area at all, now.

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no, pre-op


otherwise it wouldn't be worthy of discussion

 

 

Right, of course. Well, as long as she was hot, you've really nothing to confess to, mang. I mean, I don't know if I'd bang a tranny...unless I was drunk. Or bored. Or maybe had some jet lag, or something. You know how it is.

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no, pre-op


otherwise it wouldn't be worthy of discussion

 

 

post-op is still worthy of discussion...

 

and FWIW... even if you do bang a post-op TV... you're still switch hitting in my book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not that there's anything wrong with that...

no of course not...

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1- Because I don't care who people are banging, as long as they have some standards, and


2) At the moment I read the question: operating the mouse, and the other fiddling with a carabiner/multitool. Why the interest in my hands?

 

 

Had to play it straight eh, you're no fun today. :poke:

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And you live in Cleveland. We win!
:p
:p:p


The lady (yes, all female) I was with at that strip bar on Burbon loved every minute of our visit there and I got wildcat s3x later.


You probably sat at home alone that night.



I love Cleveland, what's your point? And if "She" once had a penis....it's a {censored}ing dude. Say whatever you want to yourself to justify {censored}ing a man. If that's your thing...more power to you, I could careless, but it's not a woman.

And I would rather sit at home alone than {censored} a guy. So I didn't take that as an insult.

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Right, of course. Well, as long as she was hot, you've really nothing to confess to, mang. I mean, I don't know if I'd bang a tranny...unless I was drunk. Or bored. Or maybe had some jet lag, or something. You know how it is.



..or a tuesday? ;)

LOLz at you guys...you rule

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I love Cleveland, what's your point? And if "She" once had a penis....it's a {censored}ing dude. Say whatever you want to yourself to justify {censored}ing a man. If that's your thing...more power to you, I could careless, but it's not a woman.


And I would rather sit at home alone than {censored} a guy. So I didn't take that as an insult.

 

 

If you could care less, then shut the {censored} up. Why do you have some kinda macho complex? After all, you only {censored} thin chicks and you are bothered by some guy {censored}ing a tranny...right?

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I love Cleveland, what's your point? And if "She" once had a penis....it's a {censored}ing dude. Say whatever you want to yourself to justify {censored}ing a man. If that's your thing...more power to you, I could careless, but it's not a woman.


And I would rather sit at home alone than {censored} a guy. So I didn't take that as an insult.

 

 

 

My point is, some people make fun of TV's, some people make fun of Cleveland. They're about as relevant...

 

And I never said I did a TS, I said I saw some strippers in NOLA that looked like *really* hot women and the genetic woman I was with got super turned on and I had a night to remember.

 

Of course I never said I didn't do one either. I never said whether I'd even consider it.

 

But I have been to Cleveland. And I didn't wear a condom. (that's more humor in case ....)

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..or a tuesday?
;)

LOLz at you guys...you rule



I don't know where that comes from ("or a Tuesday"...Patton Oswalt?), but when I use it, it's in reference to something I've said here on HC once or twice:

A Kinsey type report was done in Brazil. Something like 30% of women have engaged in bestiality. Which means in Brazil, if you're {censored}ing a goat, it's not weird, it's Tuesday.

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