Members mrelusive Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 To all those lame bastards giving up your Hillary Clinton/John Edwards confessions, this is how it's done. Kudos to you sir for your honesty. a-thingyuvurrymush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eroom Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I watch "Take Home Chef" Everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I watch "Take Home Chef" Everyday. Raises hand Iron Chef (Morimoto)/Gordon Ramsey fan here. I will say though that I've eaten at both their restaurants in NYC, and while the food was equally excellent at both places the service at The London (Gordon Ramsey's rest.) sucked major ass. The etiquette was proper, but the timing was horrible. It almost made us late for our show (NY Ballet Co.'s Nutcracker). The service at Morimoto was good, but not as good as the Ritz, The Inn at Little Washington, or Becco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitartist44 Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 2) Bathroom trouble. I constantyl have to pee and I have trouble getting every drop of urine out when i go. There always end up being that one drop more that slowly coes out after i'm done and i get my boxers slightly wet. My whole family has bladder issues, but i'm scared as hell ("piss scared," if you will) about getting checked out. I can't handle doctor's offices very well, and i doubt they'd let me get put under to stick a tube in my penis. So i deal with the shame and discomfort instead of getting what could be a very fixable problem checked out. i have the same problem. never used to. it just started happening one day.I've never had it checked out either. I just shake it a bunch before i zip up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Good stuff. The last 3 pages have been pretty crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 yes I agree, but we need some more... we have to keep this going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 When I was in Kindergarten, we used to have nap time, which was just after lunch. Our teachers were in another room watching TV. Me and two girls would stand up and take off our pants and show each other our stuff. What a pimp I was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 When I was in Kindergarten, we used to have nap time, which was just after lunch. Our teachers were in another room watching TV. Me and two girls would stand up and take off our pants and show each other our stuff.What a pimp I was... Which of the three of you had the nicest {censored}? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Which of the three of you had the nicest {censored}? What a jerk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I constantly look at the Emporium on TGP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 i enjoy chick flicks and romantic novels (Nicholas Sparks) i am also a virgin, by choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samnite Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 i have the same problem. never used to. it just started happening one day. I've never had it checked out either. I just shake it a bunch before i zip up. Could be the prostate. Take your asses to the doctor, guys. No bull{censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 I love Fueled by Ramen bands. I love N*Sync - No Strings Attached. It's one of my favorite records of all time. When I'm not playing in a band, I buy amps/other gear to satisfy my musical hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Here's another one. My step aunt was a 5'4" package of pure Italian dynamite with DD's and a sweet round ass when I was young. When I was a teen everytime she went to pee I would go in after she was done and whack off knowing that her fine ass was just naked and sitting on the same seat, then spooge all over the seat. I mean {censored} man, it's really not that hard. :poke: Hahahaha...This one's hilarious. Post pics of your aunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members In Absentia Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 2) Bathroom trouble. I constantyl have to pee and I have trouble getting every drop of urine out when i go. There always end up being that one drop more that slowly coes out after i'm done and i get my boxers slightly wet. My whole family has bladder issues, but i'm scared as hell ("piss scared," if you will) about getting checked out. I can't handle doctor's offices very well, and i doubt they'd let me get put under to stick a tube in my penis. So i deal with the shame and discomfort instead of getting what could be a very fixable problem checked out. Could be prostatitis. There are several different types. They fix it with a very specific antibiotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JaGi Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 When i was about 17 (23 now) i used to hang out at my then best friends house every weekend and stay over. One time i got up and slowly walked to the bathroom but his mum was in the bath with the door open, she had the radio on loud and couldnt hear anything. I got a very good look for atleast 2 or 3 minutes it was awesome. For a 17 year old it was a dream come true, to say i was turned on would be a serious understatement. I have others but they are too much to be posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnmartin Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 i rubbed one out at sunday school while staring at the girl in front of me... i was in the back of teh class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 When i was about 17 (23 now) i used to hang out at my then best friends house every weekend and stay over. One time i got up and slowly walked to the bathroom but his mum was in the bath with the door open, she had the radio on loud and couldnt hear anything. I got a very good look for atleast 2 or 3 minutes it was awesome. For a 17 year old it was a dream come true, to say i was turned on would be a serious understatement.I have others but they are too much to be posted here. Make wit teh dirt pansy. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 When i was about 17 (23 now) i used to hang out at my then best friends house every weekend and stay over. One time i got up and slowly walked to the bathroom but his mum was in the bath with the door open, she had the radio on loud and couldnt hear anything. I got a very good look for atleast 2 or 3 minutes it was awesome. For a 17 year old it was a dream come true, to say i was turned on would be a serious understatement.I have others but they are too much to be posted here. Yeah, please say you rubbed one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Hahahaha...This one's hilarious. Post pics of your aunt.I would scan one, but they all burned up in a storage fire. If they hadn't I'd still be wanking to them (she wore some revealing clothing). Unfortunately her and my uncle divorced too, cause she was cool as hell to boot. His new wife is my age, but she's, ummm there really isn't a kind way to put this, pretty homely. She's got huge tits though (he likes teh tatas, can't say as I blame him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yeah, please say you rubbed one out. Onto her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JaGi Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yeah, please say you rubbed one out. For the puspose of the wank tour yes after she out and it was my turn in there, remember it was first thing in the morning. I didn't have the nerve to gun for it on the landing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted January 28, 2008 Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 Yeah, please say you rubbed one out. I would have had to *accidentally* open the door and stand there acting dumbfounded as I; #1 waited for that "it's ok Brent, why don't you come in here and close that door" moment, and if #1 didn't happen, #2 took a thousand mental snap shots of her squirming to cover herself for future reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted January 28, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 28, 2008 At one point I had a 23 year old wife, a 21 year old girlfriend and an 18 year old mistress. This went on for about 6 months, often times I would be with all three (at seperate times) in the same day. Ahhh to be 22 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 28, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 28, 2008 At one point I had a 23 year old wife, a 21 year old girlfriend and an 18 year old mistress. This went on for about 6 months, often times I would be with all three (at seperate times) in the same day. Ahhh to be 22 again. DAMN!!! I was about to ask a mod to come in here for a confession, but you did it. That rules, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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