Members Sudds Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The self-loathing closet homosexuality of crab core is just obnoxious now. The hair, the effeminate whining countered by frustrated screams of rage, the conflict between trying to create something beautiful but then trying to ruin it at the same time... this is textbook denial. These guys would be so much happier if they just tried sucking a dick, just once. I bet they'd get haircuts and have better self-esteem if they just went in a dark room one time and sucked a dick with out any one judging them. They can still make music, but I bet it would be listenable, if they just gargled someones balls. Freddie Mercury rocked and he loved the cock, Halford is bad ass and he plows ass... but these guys are {censored}ing awful. I'd bet money that their music would improve exponentially if they could just come to terms with the fact that they are in fact gay and crave the forbidden nectar that is man-seed. Well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 Agreed. If this place gets any older, or more filled with poseurs, it'll be a nursing home or Motley Crue concert. I'll take this band of SRV, Led Zep, Hendrix, VH or Metallica any day. Derek English not your first language, or what? You love crabcore. Your man-card has been revoked for life and any subsequent opions on anything have been rendered invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm willing to bet this is just a tax write off when the band fails HARD. It's like I Wrestled a Bear Once... only replace anything good with suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 iwrestledabearonce is better if for no other reason than their singer has a vagina. The singers of this band SHOULD have vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BerkleeBill Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 Agreed. If this place gets any older, or more filled with poseurs, it'll be a nursing home or Motley Crue concert. I'll take this band of SRV, Led Zep, Hendrix, VH or Metallica any day. Derek Take your skinny jeans, lip piercing and your > haircut and GTFO!! poseur, really. pot, meet kettle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seano Porno Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I don't know what I want to do more: punch them all in the face, smash all their gear so they can never play again ever, or give them all {censored}ing haircuts Whaddya mean; OR?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pamackie Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 Agreed. If this place gets any older, or more filled with poseurs, it'll be a nursing home or Motley Crue concert. I'll take this band of SRV, Led Zep, Hendrix, VH or Metallica any day. Derek CRABCORE = SRV, Zeppelin, Hendrix, VH, Metallica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The FB hate page has been bringing some epic lulz. If you're not following, you should. The pictures alone are worth the updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hugbot Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The thing is, if it was just chaotic and noisy it would make sense to me. I mean I'd still hate it but I'd at least "get" the logic behind what they're trying to to do. Its the sacharine autotuned hooks that push it into making no goddamned sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members facefirst Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 {censored} Victory. I did some work for them a while back and it took almost 6 months to get paid. Finally was able to get a hold of the head of the label. The way they treat the talent on the label is pretty well known. If you want to be on Victory then you're just an idiot to think it'll turn out any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members facefirst Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The singer of Design The Skyline looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRANKOR Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 thats pretty much the same for killswitch engayge as well they're {censored} too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 These are men? I would assrape them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The self-loathing closet homosexuality of crab core is just obnoxious now. The hair, the effeminate whining countered by frustrated screams of rage, the conflict between trying to create something beautiful but then trying to ruin it at the same time... this is textbook denial. These guys would be so much happier if they just tried sucking a dick, just once. I bet they'd get haircuts and have better self-esteem if they just went in a dark room one time and sucked a dick with out any one judging them. They can still make music, but I bet it would be listenable, if they just gargled someones balls. Freddie Mercury rocked and he loved the cock, Halford is bad ass and he plows ass... but these guys are {censored}ing awful. I'd bet money that their music would improve exponentially if they could just come to terms with the fact that they are in fact gay and crave the forbidden nectar that is man-seed. lol this cracked me up dude. this post is {censored}ing hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SDshirtman Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 The self-loathing closet homosexuality of crab core is just obnoxious now. The hair, the effeminate whining countered by frustrated screams of rage, the conflict between trying to create something beautiful but then trying to ruin it at the same time... this is textbook denial. These guys would be so much happier if they just tried sucking a dick, just once. I bet they'd get haircuts and have better self-esteem if they just went in a dark room one time and sucked a dick with out any one judging them. They can still make music, but I bet it would be listenable, if they just gargled someones balls. Freddie Mercury rocked and he loved the cock, Halford is bad ass and he plows ass... but these guys are {censored}ing awful. I'd bet money that their music would improve exponentially if they could just come to terms with the fact that they are in fact gay and crave the forbidden nectar that is man-seed. This post should be a thread ender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caulk Rocket Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I want to form a crabdjentcore band. Imagine crabcore without a single chorus, and no breakdowns to be found! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I want to form a crabdjentcore band. Imagine crabcore without a single chorus, and no breakdowns to be found! As opposed to... ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hugbot Posted May 18, 2011 Members Share Posted May 18, 2011 I would have sex with all of those white girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wulver Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Sorry guys, bumping, this thread deserves front-page forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 or............. it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Dani Doom-vocalsEric Azure-vocalsMatt Ryan-guitar/programmingJulian Reckless-guitarJohn Martian-drumsKeebler-synths/beatzEthan-bass/vocals r. u. {censored}ing. srs. i seriously am personally enraged. and i want to kick my keyboardist out of my band, even though he doesnt sound anything like this. just guilt by association. {censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}ARGH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 r. u. {censored}ing. srs. i seriously am personally enraged. and i want to kick my keyboardist out of my band, even though he doesnt sound anything like this. just guilt by association. {censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}ARGH!!!! I think you could kill them all and get away with it. Like at the murder trial, just show the judge that video and the list of names and be like "WTF else was I supposed to do?!?! LOOK AT THEM!!!". The judge would be like "Thank you for your kind service to all of humanity. CASE DISMISSED!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 exactly. "exhibit A for the consideration of the jury, Dani Doom" --"objection, your honor, relevance?" "your honor, the defense wishes to remind that not only is the last name 'Doom', but that Dani is pelled with an 'i'" *courtroom gasps collectively, the soft chatter grows steadilly to a caucophony* "ORDER! ORDER! on the 7 counts of first degree murder of the 'band'.... *flips through papers, dons bifocals*...um, ahem, 'design the skyline', i find the defendant, michael l. youngblood, not guilty. you are free to go, sir, and deficate on their feeble, god-forsaken trash piles of corpses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Not my genre, and I hate autotune on any song! but hey they got signed. fwiw! Hot it's received will tell the rest. Otoh, I do give artists some cred just for being signed which is not an easy task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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