Members Outkaster Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Here is some things people say to musicians that they should'nt. Please feel free to share any remarks that you have heard that get under your skin. I am sure you guys have some good ones. Here are some that I have heard lately. I shows how ignorant people are that do the booking or hire bands to -play: "Is the band going to be loud?""Why do you need 20 amp circuits?""Why can't the speakers go on the wet grass?""Do you really need all those cables to play?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superiorparts Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 my friend that is with me is an awesome guitar player, you should let him play a song! can you play mustang sally? can you play brown eyed girl? do i have to pay a cover? i promise i will dance every song! we are not worried about the rain. do you play any country songs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hamer_Time Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "All you guys need a microphone?!?" (soundguys) "Dude, do you guys do any _________? (insert name of any band that is the complete opposite of what we do)" "Xjkhddd heruiryf kjsf khjstyy sh w jfksw ljsfjf" (which is about what I hear when people try to talk to me in the middle of a song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stagebandit Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "I had you down for next Friday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pickinatit Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Do you guys know "Jerimiah Was A Bullfrog" ?"Oh God, do you have to use amplifiers ?It's not raining, only some thunder & lightening!! Do you have to stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B Money Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "I'm gonna have you guys setup in the corner" while pointing to a 5' X 5' area sandwiched between a pool table and a popcorn machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ivoredone Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 [quote=Hamer_Time;28845819 "Dude, do you guys do any _________? (insert name of any band that is the complete opposite of what we do)"......yeah usually from someone who's just walked into the bar at the end of the evening whilst we're packing up! What about "I've never played a (insert name of your toe curlingly expensive guitar/bass etc) Can I have a go?....i'll be careful" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members moogerfooger Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 is there a band here tonight ? --- while your loading in? are you setting up or tearing down -- (it's 8pm) are you guys in the band? where is the DJ that is usually here? is one outlet enough? the DJ only uses one outlet! can i see your guitar? can I see your song list? (never give anyone your song list) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Could you super-size that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkwire Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "You can't go on break! We just got here!" OR...alternatively...the traveling bridal party: "You can't go on break! We have to get on the bus and leave in 20 minutes!" Yeah...really makes me want to re-arrange the entire night to please a pack of drunken women who will be gone in 15 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wineandkeyz Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Things people have actually said to me or my band: "Damn, I thought this was karaoke night.""Y'all look like you're gonna be loud.""Don't touch that flag! I fought for that flag!" (When our drummer moved a U.S. flag out of the way while running our snake.)"Sorry, we're double-booked. We'll have to re-schedule y'all." (Why don't they ever have to re-schedule the OTHER band?!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Brooks Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "I'm gonna have you guys setup in the corner" while pointing to a 5' X 5' area sandwiched between a pool table and a popcorn machine. I play in a restaurant once a month where the area we set up is about that same size or somewhat smaller. The band is an upright bass player and two guitars. The area is between two doors. I spend alot of time moving my guitar so folks won't walk into it. But the gig pays surprisingly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sabriel9v Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 How about these..."So do you think you're going to 'make it' and become a big star?" - that's so complex I don't even want to open that diabolical can of worms with people. I need a cool beverage, comfortable chair, and at least 10 minutes to do that. "Dude, you're a badass guitarist. So what type of amp and effects are you running?" - After immediately finishing a set, this is one of the last things I want to hear. You wanna talk about my equipment? Please do after I've gotten off the stage and given the other band an opportunity to set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members newmaxnew Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Wow! You guys sure have a lot of equipment, do you really need all those speakers? Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gorgon90 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "You're almost as good as Eric Clapton." Back handed compliment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Can you play __________?" "We just played that" "Can you play it again? PLEEEEEAAAAASE?!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Is that a lead guitar or a rhythm guitar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Is that a lead guitar or a rhythm guitar? That's right up there with: "My buddy plays bass in a band" "NO!! You mean they play bass GUITAR" as if they're so much more musically knowledgable. Anyone who actually takes time to correct someone to say bass guitar instead of bass clearly knows nothing about music in my opninion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hamer_Time Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Can you play __________?""We just played that""Can you play it again? PLEEEEEAAAAASE?!?!" HA! All the time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wineandkeyz Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Years ago, I was moving and had to leave the band I'd been playing with for several years (I play keyboards, in case that wasn't evident). They hired a young guy to replace me, and he came out to a gig to get a feel for what we did. At our first break, he came up to me and said, "Gee, you play a lot with your left hand." Later I heard the guy would sample whole sections of songs, rather than learn to play them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6StringSling Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Can you play __________?""We just played that""Can you play it again? PLEEEEEAAAAASE?!?!" Just tell them the date, time and location of your next gig and when in the set you'll be playing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members New Trail Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "I remember you when you used to play with ____________. Man, they were good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brambulance Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 i miss the most important one; what kind of music do you play....? That one is special to all the original bands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaveH Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 "Put your hands up, and don't turn around.Now, give me your wallet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sabriel9v Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 "Put your hands up, and don't turn around. Now, give me your wallet." LOL! This tops the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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