Members Phait Posted February 25, 2012 Members Share Posted February 25, 2012 Just saw this on the DIY Network channel... Numi comes complete with a self-opening and closing lid so you never have to touch the toilet seat; a self-cleaning bidet with adjustable controls for temperature and water pressure; heating elements to keep your toes and tush toasty; an illuminated panel for nighttime rendezvous; a built-in speaker system that connects to a remote docking station to ensure only you know exactly what you're doing in there; and a deodorizing element that sucks air from the bowl through a charcoal filter. Of course, no connected appliance would be complete without a touchscreen, and the Numi's no exception; it has a touch panel remote that you can use to set to your specifications http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/16/kohlers-numi-6-400-high-tech-toilet-does-most-of-the-dirty-wor/ Some people's comments "For that price it has to tell me whether or not I have enough fibre in my diet" "I hope it gets good upload speeds" "Flush cycle aborted.. OTA upgrade in progress" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted February 25, 2012 Members Share Posted February 25, 2012 Believe it or not, I've used one of those. I don't know if was exactly this model, but it had the same features. As a reward for doing good work for someone who was insanely rich some years ago, she let us stay at her beach house in Malibu for a weekend. A lovely house, it opened right up on to the beach, and was a smartly designed, well thought out house, very comfortable and attractive. And upstairs, it had one of these toilets. And, uh...it was a good experience. I actually have photos of the beach house, although not of the toilet: http://www.elevenshadows.com/travels/malibu2006/malibu01.htm This beach house we stayed at was the beach house in the movie "Spanglish" with Adam Sandler. "The present atmospheric conditions are clear and the surface temperature is warmer than the air," remarked Lisa as she gazed out at the horizon, "so we may be able to see the elusive Green Flash, caused by a refraction of light in the atmosphere, much like a prism, and enhanced by atmospheric inversions." Can there be any doubt why I let this woman hang out with me? Warm day in the '70s in Malibu. In December. Doesn't suck, does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted February 25, 2012 Members Share Posted February 25, 2012 Yeah... that's one touch screen that doesn't seem all that inviting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted February 25, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2012 All of this to prove that their {censored} really doesn't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kerouac Posted February 25, 2012 Members Share Posted February 25, 2012 If I had the money I would totally have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author MikeRivers Posted February 25, 2012 CMS Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Yeah... that's one touch screen that doesn't seem all that inviting... What? There' s no e-reader for reading magazines while you're meditating? If it wasn't for this opportunity, I'd never get through an issue of The AES Journal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted February 25, 2012 Members Share Posted February 25, 2012 Wow....I just know that toilet is my ticket to get'n in good wit da ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yump Posted February 26, 2012 Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 standard stuff in japan, lol!! they shouldn't be that much $$, tho. 6400.00 is steep! they are soooooooooo great tho! the heated seat is worth it! when i own my own place, it will be a must! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 All of this to prove that their {censored} really doesn't stink. Well, mine DOES So that charcoal filter would be very welcome!! I'd totally buy one of them, if I had the money to spend freely in silly but cool stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted February 26, 2012 Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 Wow....I just know that toilet is my ticket to get'n in good wit da ladies. It's not your charm and good looks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phait Posted February 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 Well, mine DOES So that charcoal filter would be very welcome!! I'd totally buy one of them, if I had the money to spend freely in silly but cool stuff like this. This made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members techristian Posted February 28, 2012 Members Share Posted February 28, 2012 I SAW A NEW PUBLIC TOILET RECENTLY (on TV) It automatically would cover the seat with plastic for sanitary reasons. Then this blade would come out and cut the plastic and automatically dispose of it when you flushed. Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted February 29, 2012 Members Share Posted February 29, 2012 If I had $6400 to blow I would have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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