Members Juicy Elk Man Posted June 17, 2015 Members Share Posted June 17, 2015 I did that yesterday. Most of the jokes posted here already exist on other various sites . . . Stale bread should only be fed to ducks and geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Preacher Posted June 17, 2015 Members Share Posted June 17, 2015 I only know jokes about banjo players. What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take your shoes of to jump on a trampoline. How do you know if the stage is level? The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth. What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo out the window and hitting an accordion player. more to come... What's the difference between a turtle run over in the road and a banjo player run over in the road? There are skid marks in front of the turtle What's the difference between a run over turtle and a run over banjo player? The turtle was on his way to a gig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted June 17, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 17, 2015 Hey,they still make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted June 17, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 17, 2015 I've also heard the same thing about a writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bernardo gui Posted June 18, 2015 Members Share Posted June 18, 2015 BINGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr.Grumpy Posted June 18, 2015 Members Share Posted June 18, 2015 What's the difference between God and a lead singer? God knows he's not a lead singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catscurlyear Posted June 19, 2015 Members Share Posted June 19, 2015 Q. what`s 6 inch long and starts with a PA. a sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stormin1155 Posted June 21, 2015 Members Share Posted June 21, 2015 Johnny wants to learn bass, so his mom drives him down to the music store where they meet Scott, the bass teacher. They agree on lessons every Wednesday at 3:00. Week one; "Johnny, you see that big string on top? That's the E string, Hit it. Good. Practice that and I'll see you next Wednesday. Week two: "Johnny, you see that string right under the E string? That's the A string. Hit it. Good. Practice that and I'll see you next week. Next week Johnny doesn't show up.... 3:15.... 3:30.... Finally Scott calls Johnny's mom to see if Johnny is coming. "Oh," she said, "He joined a band and they are out on tour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chordite Posted June 21, 2015 Members Share Posted June 21, 2015 Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets caught by accidental emoticon codes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted June 22, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted June 23, 2015 Members Share Posted June 23, 2015 Colon zero. Used to could disable smilies on a per post basis. That seems to have been disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted June 27, 2015 Members Share Posted June 27, 2015 Q: Why do scientists prefer to use guitar players over rats for drug experiments? A: There some things you just can't get a rat to do. "Daddy! I want to be a professional guitar player when I grow up!" "You have to pick one or the other, son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted June 28, 2015 Author Members Share Posted June 28, 2015 "Daddy! I want to be a professional guitar player when I grow up!" "You have to pick one or the other, son." You just nailed me with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catscurlyear Posted June 30, 2015 Members Share Posted June 30, 2015 what do drummers and gynecologists have in common ......... they both work with cu-ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gardo Posted July 1, 2015 Author Members Share Posted July 1, 2015 What's the difference between a guitarist and a proctologist ?A proctologist only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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