Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/2953520028.html Handmade one-of-a-kind squareneck resonator crucifix guitar, hand-crafted and played by Funky Jesus, winner of the 2012 Hunky Jesus competition in Dolores Park. Own a piece of San Francisco history with this rare collectible and fully functional musical instrument. Standing at an imposing 6'6" tall and about 4 feet wide, this guitar features a string-thru mahogany tailpiece, inlaid rosewood neck with 22 frets, gold tuners, and a 5.5'' spun steel resonator cone with redwood biscuit bridge. There's even a piezo pickup mounted at the apex of the cone, with a 1/4" female output on the back, so you can plug it into your amp. The perfect addition to your next evangelical gathering, church choir practice, death metal show, or any religious/sacrilegious event. More pics http://imgur.com/a/Mxy0W Make offer. Trades for motorcycles & tube amps will be considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 I think SAL would be all over this if it had nails and blood stains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Zappa74 Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_O3eo1m1Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I think SAL would be all over this if it had nails and blood stains... SAL's a special-effects expert - he can make his own spikes and blood. David, while I admit this has certain humorous aspects to it, please do not troll SAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onyxrhino Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Are we all allowed to have alt accounts now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 SAL's a special-effects expert - he can make his own spikes and blood. David, while I admit this has certain humorous aspects to it, please do not troll SAL. This is in no way an attempt to troll SAL. Just thought he and the forum would get a laugh. Also, I'm David Bowie, I don't take commands from anyone.*this post was made from an iPhone on a toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Are we all allowed to have alt accounts now? Wanna fight about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 david bowie is never wrong. but more like: Are we all allowed to have troll accounts now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 David, are the rumors true about you and mick jagger and lou reed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 David, are the rumors true about you and mick jagger and lou reed? The ones about Mick and I are true. We did make the gayest music video in the history of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 This is in no way an attempt to troll SAL. Just thought he and the forum would get a laugh. Also, I'm David Bowie, I don't take commands from anyone. *this post was made from an iPhone on a toilet. So this means you are Subs after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 SAL's a special-effects expert - he can make his own spikes and blood. David, while I admit this has certain humorous aspects to it, please do not troll SAL. I'm waiting for SAL's response now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 So this means you are Subs after all? How can I be Subs if I'm David Bowie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 How can I be Subs if I'm David Bowie? You mean Mary Poppins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 What is this {censored}?! Mary Poppins? I'll give you a spoon full of sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Finesse'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted April 26, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Phil, I'm making you an honorary member of Chat Crue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Can I chat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members renula Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 Can I chat? open doors brotha. This aint hurting myths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PKTrono Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 do they mind that while being played or in a guitar stand (so pretty much always), the cross is upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Villano Dude Posted April 26, 2012 Members Share Posted April 26, 2012 open doors brotha. This aint hurting myths. Where do I sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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