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  • that's a fine story Zurich. crazy.



    So does the amount of groupie action a band gets depend on what kind of rock you're playing? Which does the best and which the worst?

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    • Quote Originally Posted by MrKnobs
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      Large people are used to things breaking and collapsing during the act, they've sorta learned to ignore it.



      Terry D.




      I am 6 foot 8, and have never broken anything in the act.



      Maybe you meant "Balding, fairy tale tellers"



      Wait, let me guess, you have a story about that too? I think a man would have to live to be 375 years old to live through all the dreck you have posted.
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      • Quote Originally Posted by phildogger
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        I am 6 foot 8, and have never broken anything in the act.



        Maybe you meant "Balding, fairy tale tellers"



        Wait, let me guess, you have a story about that too? I think a man would have to live to be 375 years old to live through all the dreck you have posted.




        Pffft. You aren't livng enough then. I'm 17 and have had at least half of those things happen to me or similarly happen to me........

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        • Quote Originally Posted by iheartdc2
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          that's a fine story Zurich. crazy.



          So does the amount of groupie action a band gets depend on what kind of rock you're playing? Which does the best and which the worst?




          Hair metal/Sleaze rock/Punk does the best I'd imagine. Followed by sort of classic rock (Jimmy Page never went short). Right down the bottom I'd imagine would be Prog.
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          <font color="orange">Orange</font> Rocker 30 combo (possible trade for Tiny Terror/AD5 combo + cash?) <br />
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          • Quote Originally Posted by Volitan
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            Pffft. You aren't livng enough then. I'm 17 and have had at least half of those things happen to me or similarly happen to me........




            beleive me, when I was 17 I was breaking other things. Wide Open.



            But age catches up with us all.
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            <b>Geddy Lee Jazz Owners Club</b><br />
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            The handicap stall is the Cadillac of the restroom.</div>

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            • Never! Age will never get me!
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              • Quote Originally Posted by MrKnobs
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                I will.



                It was long enough ago.



                Terry D.




                Yes. Yes you will.

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                • Oh, that weekend happened when I was 16, by the way.



                  I used to have a thing for MILFs actually, when I was 16 I had, in this order, 23 (my virginity), 17, 39, 35, 20, 25, 28 and then I dunno, I think after that it was my 17th birthday I can't remember. I'm settled with a girlfriend my own age now, but those were weird days.
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                  <font color="orange">Orange</font> Rocker 30 combo (possible trade for Tiny Terror/AD5 combo + cash?) <br />
                  EHX LPB-1<br />
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                  • Quote Originally Posted by phildogger
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                    I am 6 foot 8, and have never broken anything in the act.



                    Maybe you meant "Balding, fairy tale tellers"



                    Wait, let me guess, you have a story about that too? I think a man would have to live to be 375 years old to live through all the dreck you have posted.




                    What I posted was a true story. The dialog, of course, isn't word for word because who has a memory like that?



                    Sorry you didn't enjoy it.



                    Terry D.
                    Telling Stories releases 2nd CD, see our WEBSITE! Please check out my GROUPIE STORY and Tales from the Road.

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                    • ok one time i took one for the team!!! there was a after-gig house party some where outside of stroudsberg PA. we were on tour. the chick was smoking whos house it was .. real hott. her one friend was a GIANT! she gave our singer like some valium, thrrough him overher shoulder and went up stairs and just pounded the poor guy for hours! me there was a girl who had a good body but her face was just mehhhh.... so i drank til the point i could tolerate ****************ing her and i take her out to my car and she gets on and i just lose it from al the booze! couldnt keep it up!

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                      • Quote Originally Posted by wild_death
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                        ok one time i took one for the team!!! there was a after-gig house party some where outside of stroudsberg PA. we were on tour. the chick was smoking whos house it was .. real hott. her one friend was a GIANT! she gave our singer like some valium, thrrough him overher shoulder and went up stairs and just pounded the poor guy for hours! me there was a girl who had a good body but her face was just mehhhh.... so i drank til the point i could tolerate ****************ing her and i take her out to my car and she gets on and i just lose it from al the booze! couldnt keep it up!






                        Holy ****************ing run-on sentance! Doesn't your keyboard come with punctuation keys?
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                        <b>Geddy Lee Jazz Owners Club</b><br />
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                        • I think he was too excited to hit any punctuation keys.
                          <div class="signaturecontainer">Monthly Podcast: <a href="http://fuzzballrecordsradio.tk/" target="_blank">http://fuzzballrecordsradio.tk/</a><br />
                          <br />
                          Or <a href="http://www.myspace.com/quixoticrage" target="_blank">Quixotic Rage myspace info here</a><br />
                          <br />
                          Band web page: <a href="http://JMBess.googlepages.com/home" target="_blank">http://JMBess.googlepages.com/home</a> <br />
                          <br />
                          Studio web page:<a href="http://JMBess.googlepages.com/fuzzballrecords" target="_blank">http://JMBess.googlepages.com/fuzzballrecords</a><br />
                          <br />
                          <img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /> Great trades with: Stazinish, Silverring233, sirkonks, Facing Failure, yuantian, simplestargazer, Juan M, jcloud, and you can check my ebay account for more!<img src="http://img3.harmony-central.com/acapella/ubb/thumb.gif" border="0" alt="" title="thumbs up" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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                          • No more groupie stories?



                            Terry D.
                            Telling Stories releases 2nd CD, see our WEBSITE! Please check out my GROUPIE STORY and Tales from the Road.

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                            • Quote Originally Posted by MrKnobs
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                              No more groupie stories?



                              Terry D.




                              I wish I had one. And I'm the lead singer even.

                              ********************************damncrap.....



                              I think women actually prefer men who can't sing. Look at all the ladies these rappers get.
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                              • I can't think of anything particularly decadent now it comes to it



                                Especially the way I tell my stories (aka ruining them).



                                Most of it would just come off as bragging about quantities ingested or shagged, that's nothing really special.
                                <div class="signaturecontainer">Mania 335 copy (GFS Dream 180/90)<br />
                                <font color="orange">Orange</font> Rocker 30 combo (possible trade for Tiny Terror/AD5 combo + cash?) <br />
                                EHX LPB-1<br />
                                ...what more do you need?</div>

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