Last January we played a gig at a local bar, I noticed a big breasted brunette watching me for the 1st set. I know us drummers are Damn Sexy but this chick was practically bangin' me with her eyes! So Inbetween sets I walked up to her and she bought me a drink... (Oh yah, you can see where this is going) We got back up there finneshed our 2nd and 3rd sets and after the show she wanted to take me back to her place... Being the good hearted fella I am I wnet with her We proceded to have wild sex and all that goes along with it... After it was all said and done I went to go home and her kids were sitting right outside her door ! I wrote a song called "Slutbanger" to immortalize the evening
