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  • #16
    I posted this when it happened last year, but I'll tell the tale one more time. Here's the short-short version.



    Showed up to soundcheck. Sound guy brought his girlfriend and another female friend to the gig. This female friend was drunk already.

    She thought we were some other band. But she kept professing her love for our music. During our set, she came on stage twice to "dance". Her first dance consisted of showing the crowd her bare ass.

    Her second dance had her pulling her pants down to her ankles and rubbing her cooch on my picking hand in the middle of the song.





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    • #17





      Originally posted by THX1138

      No. What happens on the road stays on the road.



      Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.
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      • #18





        Originally posted by TheMan





        Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.




        If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable.
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        • #19





          Originally posted by TheMan





          Yesh. It would be ungentlemanly to elaborate. 'Specially for us married gentlemans.




          Yep... what TheMan said...
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          • #20
            you bunch of hypocrites !!!!
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            <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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            • #21
              I married one and now have at least 8 grand children and 1 great grand child.
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              • #22
                After a small amount of reflective finger counting, the new total is 9 and 1.
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                • #23
                  my ex girlfriend sung for our band for a good few years so i dunno if that counts as a groupie but I got more poon than the rest of the band put together at shows as a result.





                  the daddy of them all is boning her in the dressing room of the club Oasis got signed it 5 minutes before we went onstage
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                  • #24





                    Originally posted by riffdaddy



                    ...your gentleman status is seriously questionable.




                    Can't argue wif dat!
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                    • #25





                      Originally posted by riffdaddy





                      If you're married but still have a story on which to elaborate, your gentleman status is seriously questionable.




                      Not necessarily. Some gentlemen don't like to talk about their PAST after they get married.



                      I hope that's what he meant.
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                      • #26





                        Originally posted by Lee Flier





                        Not necessarily. Some gentlemen don't like to talk about their PAST after they get married.



                        I hope that's what he meant.




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                        <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
                        <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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                        • #27
                          But brikus...what about your stories Tell us of the wild french women in your fine land.
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                          • #28





                            Originally posted by DougH

                            But brikus...what about your stories Tell us of the wild french women in your fine land.





                            wait wait wait. I'm talking about groupies here...not women in general. So, to the widest extent, this thread can deal with these times our music has got us laid.



                            In my case, when I was a student, I hooked up with my ex-ex GF by playing my guitar and singing.
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                            <i>Originally posted by lawboy </i><br />
                            <b>Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award. </b>

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                            • #29
                              Oh, I just remember a groopie story that I am less proud of:



                              As we were packing our stuff after the show, the bar was almost empty (you know, lights on, 5-6 people still hanging around). There was this guy sitting at a table alone, looking constantly in our direction. Being the paranoid that I am, I figured he was waiting for the perfect moment to snatch a guitar or something while we were looking elsewhere. So I made sure to look frequently in his direction so he knew that I knew he was there.



                              Anyway, as we are about finished and ready to start loading the truck, the guys stands up and start walking towards me. I quickly realized that I had the WRONG WRONG WRONG idea. He wasn't interested in musical gear, he was interested in my "man gear"

                              The fact that I was looking in his direction frequently, he figured I was too. Being the polite fellow that I am, I told him that I was not who he thought I was and that was it.



                              Anyway, I try to dress and act in a more masculine way since then

                              I don't mind gay people being attracted to me, it's rather flattering and I don't have anything to prove. But it does make you wonder: why did he think I was interested? Oh yeah, I kept looking at him *slaps his forehead*
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                              • #30
                                Maybe it was your 'hard tail'
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