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This is sweet. Counteroffer $1850, the last penny you have for the month, tell him you know it's low but it's the best you can do and you'd consider it a favor. When he takes it show up in blackface with a certified check and tell him in a thick nigerian accent you are the man to take delivery and here is the check. If he says "cash only" tell him you have the proper ATM deposit if hell take that. Then whip out a rubber footlongdoubledong and hit him in the mouth as hard as you can. Hopefully you break his teeth. While stunned, hit him three or four times to the now protected face until you see blood streaming out of his nostrils. Wrap the dong around his neck and choke him until he falls to the ground. {censored} him hard in the ass with the dong and as he comes to from the rectum shredding agony, shriek at the top of your lungs, "ONE ATM DEPOSIT, COMING UP!" then take the buggering end of the double dong and shove it in his bloody mouth as he chokes on it. While he frantically flails his arms, counter-offer him $14 dollars. I'll bet he'll take it.


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Well, the pickups are covered, the surrounds and knobs are black when they should be white and gold respectively, the switch pad is missing, the headstock is too small, the headstock inlay is too small and crooked, the fretboard is rosewood, the finish is white, the back of the headstock has what is in no way Frampton's signature written in magic marker and the case says "Gibson USA" not "Gibson Custom"

 

So, in short, it looks good to me! Go nuts!

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This is sweet. Counteroffer $1850, the last penny you have for the month, tell him you know it's low but it's the best you can do and you'd consider it a favor. When he takes it show up in blackface with a certified check and tell him in a thick nigerian accent you are the man to take delivery and here is the check. If he says "cash only" tell him you have the proper ATM deposit if hell take that. Then whip out a rubber footlongdoubledong and hit him in the mouth as hard as you can. Hopefully you break his teeth. While stunned, hit him three or four times to the now protected face until you see blood streaming out of his nostrils. Wrap the dong around his neck and choke him until he falls to the ground. {censored} him hard in the ass with the dong and as he comes to from the rectum shredding agony, shriek at the top of your lungs, "ONE ATM DEPOSIT, COMING UP!" then take the buggering end of the double dong and shove it in his bloody mouth as he chokes on it. While he frantically flails his arms, counter-offer him $14 dollars. I'll bet he'll take it.




No - tell him you'll give him what he wants. You'll bring a cashier's check for $5000.00 and he would please refund the difference to your courier.

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Ill wait till he calls me and figure out what he sounds like and what neighborhood he lives in. If it seems safe Ill dress in solid black bring my girlfriends Cannon, then have her do my makeup to look like " some puerto rican guy". Ill do a full investigation like never before!

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Ill wait till he calls me and figure out what he sounds like and what neighborhood he lives in. If it seems safe Ill dress in solid black bring my girlfriends Cannon, then have her do my makeup to look like " some puerto rican guy". Ill do a full investigation like never before!



Take a camera crew. Reality TV at it's best.

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