Members Carbohydrates Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 This is sweet. Counteroffer $1850, the last penny you have for the month, tell him you know it's low but it's the best you can do and you'd consider it a favor. When he takes it show up in blackface with a certified check and tell him in a thick nigerian accent you are the man to take delivery and here is the check. If he says "cash only" tell him you have the proper ATM deposit if hell take that. Then whip out a rubber footlongdoubledong and hit him in the mouth as hard as you can. Hopefully you break his teeth. While stunned, hit him three or four times to the now protected face until you see blood streaming out of his nostrils. Wrap the dong around his neck and choke him until he falls to the ground. {censored} him hard in the ass with the dong and as he comes to from the rectum shredding agony, shriek at the top of your lungs, "ONE ATM DEPOSIT, COMING UP!" then take the buggering end of the double dong and shove it in his bloody mouth as he chokes on it. While he frantically flails his arms, counter-offer him $14 dollars. I'll bet he'll take it.The Aristocrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul44 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Either confirm it's fake and state exactly why with evidence or shut the {censored} up.You only need to know the difference between black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 59humbucker Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 So, a fake been offered for real money eh?I thought the smart people decided that didn't happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 5881 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 When in doubt bail out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mo' Cowbell Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 I'm just selling this for a friend? Run away. How many times have you approached or been approached by someone to sell a Gibson Custom Shop guitar? Ask the seller if he'll split the $50 to have it authenticated by George Gruhn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elazul Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Well, the pickups are covered, the surrounds and knobs are black when they should be white and gold respectively, the switch pad is missing, the headstock is too small, the headstock inlay is too small and crooked, the fretboard is rosewood, the finish is white, the back of the headstock has what is in no way Frampton's signature written in magic marker and the case says "Gibson USA" not "Gibson Custom" So, in short, it looks good to me! Go nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catalinagooseV2 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 You only need to know the difference between black and white.Yeah, Gibson made a lot of Frampton models in white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TmPn Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 http://www.ioffer.com/i/127558413Here it is for $150.00. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members etawful Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 http://www.ioffer.com/i/127558413Here it is for $150.00. WOW, they also have a PRS Santana model for $350 shipped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BG76 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 This is sweet. Counteroffer $1850, the last penny you have for the month, tell him you know it's low but it's the best you can do and you'd consider it a favor. When he takes it show up in blackface with a certified check and tell him in a thick nigerian accent you are the man to take delivery and here is the check. If he says "cash only" tell him you have the proper ATM deposit if hell take that. Then whip out a rubber footlongdoubledong and hit him in the mouth as hard as you can. Hopefully you break his teeth. While stunned, hit him three or four times to the now protected face until you see blood streaming out of his nostrils. Wrap the dong around his neck and choke him until he falls to the ground. {censored} him hard in the ass with the dong and as he comes to from the rectum shredding agony, shriek at the top of your lungs, "ONE ATM DEPOSIT, COMING UP!" then take the buggering end of the double dong and shove it in his bloody mouth as he chokes on it. While he frantically flails his arms, counter-offer him $14 dollars. I'll bet he'll take it.No - tell him you'll give him what he wants. You'll bring a cashier's check for $5000.00 and he would please refund the difference to your courier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Large Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT IS A GENUINE GIBSON LES PAUL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crawfish Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Man, I knew 2005 was long year just didn't realize it was 801 days long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members volvo1800 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 http://www.ioffer.com/i/127558413Here it is for $150.00. i should email that to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knotty Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Fake - but probably better quality than a real one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members volvo1800 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Fake - but probably better quality than a real one! He wants me to come look at it this afternoon ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AshboneWish Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 He wants me to come look at it this afternoon ha.Take plenty pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrbrown49 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 He wants me to come look at it this afternoon ha.Are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members volvo1800 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Ill wait till he calls me and figure out what he sounds like and what neighborhood he lives in. If it seems safe Ill dress in solid black bring my girlfriends Cannon, then have her do my makeup to look like " some puerto rican guy". Ill do a full investigation like never before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrbrown49 Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Ill wait till he calls me and figure out what he sounds like and what neighborhood he lives in. If it seems safe Ill dress in solid black bring my girlfriends Cannon, then have her do my makeup to look like " some puerto rican guy". Ill do a full investigation like never before!Take a camera crew. Reality TV at it's best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carbohydrates Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 Be sure to check for the most damning sign of fakeness of all, the fretboard binding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members headless Posted January 19, 2010 Members Share Posted January 19, 2010 ... bring my girlfriends Can non... I'm sure large-bore firearms are unnecessary.Although I am impressed at your girlfriends taste in weaponry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members volvo1800 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 I'm sure large-bore firearms are unnecessary. Although I am impressed at your girlfriends taste in weaponry. Yes that lens can take off limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Riffer Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 Those guitars are awesome. Not like the total garbage the Gibson custom shop is trying to pass off as guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members volvo1800 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 So after talking to this guy . .I don't think hes aware of its fakeness. He sounds like a nice old man, so i informed him of its fakeness in an email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members headless Posted January 20, 2010 Members Share Posted January 20, 2010 For all I know, this is 100% genuine, but anytime I see a fancy LP with bad photos and those static-cling pick-up overlays, I get real suspicious:http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/msg/1561727982.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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