Members Mark L Posted October 5, 2012 Author Members Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry. I meant to post this in Open Jam Mods, please delete :o:o
Members sventvkg Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 Much to my own chagrin, i'm me and very straight forward about it
Moderators MrKnobs Posted October 5, 2012 Moderators Posted October 5, 2012 Sorry. I meant to post this in Open Jam Mods, please delete :o:o If you'd meant to post this in OJ, it would have been titled "Is there anything about you that is true?" Terry D.
Members Vito Corleone Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 I've had a penis reduction.
Members blue2blue Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 I've had a penis reduction.I took the penis deduction. Its appetites were so ravenous that I had to declare it a dependent.
Members rasputin1963 Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 Not anymore. I used to fake tan and bleach my hair. But I'm all real now.
Moderators Lee Knight Posted October 5, 2012 Moderators Posted October 5, 2012 I'm sporting breast enhancement and {censored}loads of Botox. An ass lift and a gut tuck. Plugs and aqua contacts. But my heart keeps it real.
Members Bookumdano2 Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 Is there anything about you which is false? I'm in my 40th or so year of overdubbing blazing lead gtr solos in small sections to then create mind-blowing big solos. I refuse to gig any more, so no one knows for sure (including me), what I would sound like, playing my own stuff live. Does that make me false?Does this guitar make me look fat?
Members blue2blue Posted October 5, 2012 Members Posted October 5, 2012 I'm in my 40th or so year of overdubbing blazing lead gtr solos in small sections to then create mind-blowing big solos. I refuse to gig any more, so no one knows for sure (including me), what I would sound like, playing my own stuff live.Does that make me false?Does this guitar make me look fat?I find, probably not unlike fish and war stories, that over time I begin believing my own comped solos. Edits that used to stick out so bad I almost would get my lazy backside back to the DAW to redo them slowly start sounding like brilliant and surprising turns of melodic phrase. After a while, I start believing that real frankenstein edit jobs were actually one-takes: Ah, a little something I just whipped off during a Law & Order commercial. You tape guys will probably recall the common notion that tape splices would usually sound better after a short period. Old wives' tale or the voodoo of magnetism, I dunno, but it sure seemed that way to me. (Of course, the other end of that continuum -- the splice that's seen more than its day -- was not imagination. Put enough laps on even the best splice and things start getting funky. Ah, the good ol' days.)
Members Anderton Posted October 6, 2012 Members Posted October 6, 2012 I use pitch correction on my voice sometimes. And quantization for MIDI.
Members Mark L Posted October 6, 2012 Author Members Posted October 6, 2012 I use pitch correction on my voice sometimes. And quantization for MIDI. JUDAS!!!!
Members Anderton Posted October 6, 2012 Members Posted October 6, 2012 JUDAS!!!! But in a way, I'm even false about those because I do pitch correction manually, on single notes, and I usually quantize to 75% strength instead of the full 100%. Well, except for the kick. That's always the anchor.
Members Mark L Posted October 6, 2012 Author Members Posted October 6, 2012 But in a way, I'm even false about those because I do pitch correction manually, on single notes, and I usually quantize to 75% strength instead of the full 100%. Well, except for the kick. That's always the anchor. Whereas I'm gloriously and unapologetically out-of-tune on most of my vocals
Members UstadKhanAli Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 I've edited my recorded guitar into something far better than it initially was once or twice. I'm actually Scandinavian, but due to a freak sun lamp accident, my appearance is Asian. Also, I don't actually look like a cathead in a flower.
Members Beck Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 I've edited my recorded guitar into something far better than it initially was once or twice. I'm actually Scandinavian, but due to a freak sun lamp accident, my appearance is Asian. Also, I don't actually look like a cathead in a flower. Hahaha!
Members Anderton Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Also, I don't actually look like a cathead in a flower. Actually you do, so that statement in itself is false.
Members rjt Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Too many things to even begin to list. Hence my mask collection..... I realize how many masks I wear at different times in my life. Of course there is the tautology that I am a genuine, authentic me....but I think that begs the point of the question.
Members blue2blue Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Pretty much everything about my music production is fake. Even if you could clone enough of me to make a full band and put us in a room with the appropriate instruments, we wouldn't sound like my formal recording. Maybe if we could play trap drums. But hippie beach party bongos is about as far as our skill level goes in that direction...
Members rasputin1963 Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Which leaves, YOU, Monsieur De Sade. What's fake about YOU?
Members Mark L Posted October 7, 2012 Author Members Posted October 7, 2012 I've edited my recorded guitar into something far better than it initially was once or twice. I'm actually Scandinavian, but due to a freak sun lamp accident, my appearance is Asian. Also, I don't actually look like a cathead in a flower. Are you pining for the fjords, Ken? Or should I say......Sven!
Members UstadKhanAli Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Actually you do, so that statement in itself is false. My Mom says that mirrors are defective and I don't look like a cathead in a flower to everyone else, so it must be true.
Members UstadKhanAli Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Are you pining for the fjords, Ken? Or should I say......Sven! I am, and especially last week when it was blazing hot here!!!!
Members UstadKhanAli Posted October 7, 2012 Members Posted October 7, 2012 Mods, please delete :o:o I hope not. This is too much fun!!!
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.