Members 3shiftgtr Posted June 13, 2011 Members Share Posted June 13, 2011 A second hand groupie story....kinda funny, but no biggie really. So I get asked to play with a band of weekend warriors who just aren't that good. I'm fine with it cuz they are good dudes, I'm just filling in and the pay is good! The other guitar player is a great guy with hams for fingers, but he is older (early 50's), about 5'6, has long hair, wears a SRV hat, and makes "I have gas" faces when he plays, and never hesitates to go out into the crowd and play his solos. Crowd digs the little guy. And he's recently divorced.Turns out he has been hooking up with a gorgeous, tall, leggy waitress from one of the places they play, who is about 5'11. And she is at the Sat night of the show I'm playing at. She is wearing a skin tight tank top with a 'schoolgirl', top of the thigh skirt. As she dances, her skirt climbs up as does her panties to reveal her gorgeous little booty. We were all laughing about it and the guitar player could have given a {censored}. He is happy as {censored} to be an old man banging a 22 year old, even if she is slutty. And she was digging the attention.So at our table during a break, jokingly I offer to be her underwear valet....you know, if I see her skirt and panties riding up on the dance floor, I would be glad to pull the undies out of her butt and help pull her skirt down to 'acceptable levels'. Playing the ditzy flirt, she says: "Would you? That'd be so sweet." And we have a laugh and we let it go. BUT....On the way up to the stage for the next set, I tell the guitar player, "I wonder what she'd do if I really did that?""She'd love it. She loves the attention, if you can't tell.""Would you be pissed?" I say."{censored} no. It'll be funny as {censored}. And she'll let you do it. She's {censored}ing crazy." he says.So during the dance stuff, up it rides...so out I go, with my guitar on. With everybody looking, I tap her on the shoulder, and give her the circular "turn around" finger. She looks kinda confused. So I bend down, take both fingers and run my hand along the seams of her panties, pulling them out of her crack. I then tug down on her skirt a bit, you know, "to acceptable levels". pat her on the head, and return to the stage. The crowd is cracking up, as are the guys on the stage. And chick is LOVING the attention.And this happens three more times before the night is over. Each time I go out there, I play up the "exasperated guy", you know, having the burden of keeping her undies in tact. And each time, she plays it up. The last time I did it, she stuck her ass out as I dropped to one knee behind her, I flipped up the skirt, pulled the panties out, actually tried to "tuck" her butt cheeks in (you know, like they won't go in), flipped the skirt down, returned the skirt to "acceptable levels", gave her ass a little pat and returned to the stage. Every one was cracking up.The owner asked the bandleader to in the future refrain from that stuff, but he wasn't pissed. After tear down, we were all hanging out {censored} loaded, and girlie was waiting for her man. I thanked her for being such a good sport, and she laughed and blathered some {censored} about her undies. I winked at SRV and told her I should get the pair she was wearing as a momento. She pulled them off right then, and stuffed them in front of my pants, and says...."Take THOSE home to your wife." We could not stop laughing for 20 minutes. As we were leaving I give her a big hug and call her the coolest chick evr, knowing my bud was going to hammer that ass when he got home. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ku'Yleh Posted June 14, 2011 Members Share Posted June 14, 2011 and you kept the panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jimiv Posted June 15, 2011 Members Share Posted June 15, 2011 I'll probably go home and play acoustic guitar in my living room" LOLLL, I thought I was the only one who used that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted June 17, 2012 Moderators Share Posted June 17, 2012 Over a million views, and only half of them by me. Terry D.P.S. Worried they might prune the older threads, hence the bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted November 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted November 16, 2012 bttt so I can link this to someone.Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoadRanger Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 ^ C'mon - you must have one more in yah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted November 17, 2012 Moderators Share Posted November 17, 2012 Originally Posted by RoadRanger ^ C'mon - you must have one more in yah? As far as groupie stories, there are some I dare not tell. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted November 28, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 Wowow...amazing that this thread is still going ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted December 2, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2012 Originally Posted by brikus Wowow...amazing that this thread is still going ! It's only you and me. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted December 2, 2012 Members Share Posted December 2, 2012 Originally Posted by MrKnobs It's only you and me. Terry D. Never assume you're alone. (seems a good bit of advice in a groupies story thread ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted January 31, 2013 Moderators Share Posted January 31, 2013 Nijyo wrote: Originally Posted by MrKnobs It's only you and me. Terry D. Never assume you're alone. (seems a good bit of advice in a groupies story thread ) Terry D. P.S. Interesting that the smiley came through the forum import. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StratGuy22 Posted January 31, 2013 Members Share Posted January 31, 2013 This on time we played a gig. I {censored}ed a groupie. My GF found out and punched me in the mouth. The end Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayway71 Posted September 3, 2013 Members Share Posted September 3, 2013 We saw a band named Staxx in Lawton Ok in 1987. Boy I have some groupie stories on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoadRanger Posted September 3, 2013 Members Share Posted September 3, 2013 wayway71 wrote: We saw a band named Staxx in Lawton Ok in 1987. Boy I have some groupie stories on that one! So, you just registered to tell us that you aren't going to tell us anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted September 4, 2013 Members Share Posted September 4, 2013 Oh wow, I thought this thread had bit the dust... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 26, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 26, 2014 Amazed to find this still here. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoadRanger Posted March 26, 2014 Members Share Posted March 26, 2014 It's like a f'in' miracle or somethin' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wesg Posted March 27, 2014 Members Share Posted March 27, 2014 Holy crap, I thought this thread was LOOOOONG GONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opus Antics Posted March 27, 2014 Members Share Posted March 27, 2014 Knobs should make sure to copy it down so it doesn't get lost. It's a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoadRanger Posted March 27, 2014 Members Share Posted March 27, 2014 I archived it from Lithium . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 28, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 28, 2014 Knobs should make sure to copy it down so it doesn't get lost. It's a classic. My story isn't in here anymore, I assumed it would be deleted. I do have a copy, of course. And wow, this thread has over a million views! Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sbrett Posted October 20, 2014 Members Share Posted October 20, 2014 I was going to start a new thread when I ran across this jewel of a thread--looks like it needed a revival anyway. Actually need some advice on if it's time to get a restraining order or something! We started playing a new venue in a town about 25 miles from 'home base' about a year ago or so. We play there once every other month or so. Since the first show there have been a group of girls that come see us every time we play there. Seems like a cool group, we all know each other's names and treat each other like friends. A few shows in, one of them asks if I'm married...now I know she was asking for one of the others--I said yes (I don't wear my ring because it's uncomfortable to play with it on--not because I want attention...my wife knows and is ok with it). That was that. A few shows later we were tearing down and one of my band mates said 'man, did you hear her?'. 'I heard her tell her friend 'I wish he wasn't married, I'd take him home and (you know) right now.' Thought he was joking so didn't pay much attention to it. Most shows since then this girl just talks to me like a normal friend...what's up, how are you, learn any new songs, etc. Well this past Saturday we're playing again, and the conversation is WAY different. Few different conversations throughout the night, each one progressively more 'forward'. 1st break starts off with the normal how are ya/what have you been up to talk. Somewhere in there she starts asking about what time we get done packing up. 2nd break comes around and I ask how everything is sounding, and I get a bunch of fluff about 'great, but I'm really only paying attention to you'--goes on until we go back on stage. By the end of the night she's talking about taking me home, she'll give me a ride back tomorrow. I explain it's my gear, my truck, and everyone rode with me. Then I get 'well come with me real quick, it'll only take a few minutes'. WTF. THIS goes on a bit longer while I'm trying to pack up cables...I'm looking for an out, trying to get one of the guys to bail me out of this. Finally one of them says to me (with her right there)...'go ahead, but I don't think your wife will like it'. THANK YOU! Figured that did the trick, but instead I get a 'that's ok, I can keep a secret'. Finally her friends come get her and take her home. Ugh. This kind of thing never happened when I was single, and as flattering as it is I don't really care for that kind of attention when I'm married. Up until now she's been just a regular friend that shows up at gigs, but WAY overboard this last time. Kinda scared what the next gig brings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StratGuy22 Posted October 20, 2014 Members Share Posted October 20, 2014 I kissed a girl and I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJ6stringsting Posted October 21, 2014 Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 LOL !!!! I'm part Comanche, I have Family in Lawton, Oklahoma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted January 29, 2015 Author Members Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Amazed to find this still here. Terry D. Hi Terry, me too !!! I can't believe my thread has survived all these years.... EDIT : I've checked the date of my OP, and it was almost 10 {censored}IN' YEARS AGO !!!! Incredible... Edited January 29, 2015 by brikus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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