Members Inspector 71 Posted November 7, 2009 Members Share Posted November 7, 2009 Shocker on stage in NYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MM420 Posted November 8, 2009 Members Share Posted November 8, 2009 The instrument to get you laid EVERY time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ssG4mJmmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members monto Posted November 8, 2009 Members Share Posted November 8, 2009 best one i had was saw an ac/dc tribute band, who had some groupies with them. i managed to 'steal' the lead singers groupie and take her home, and returned her to the hotel the next day. fantastic fun. happy times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted December 1, 2009 Moderators Share Posted December 1, 2009 Well, ever late to the party, I just read Mr. Knobs/Terry's facinating story- more than seven years after it was written. Well written, for sure, and it kept me up till after 2 am when I had SWORN I was getting to bed early tonite. I certainly hope no one takes what I say next as disrespect- I assure you, I throughly enjoyed the story, and would not wish to take anything from it or it's author. Thanks! Interesting that he insist it is all true, although the side-story of the chain is a pretty dead giveaway that it is fanciful at best- but more interesting that he can't keep up the ruse entirely. He outs himself with this line: That was a pretty large piece of Chapter 12 indicated by your ellipsis.... The fantasy in question was my fantasy of what I would do to my supervisor who got me fired, having nothing to do with the bubble bath later in the chapter. Bubble baths were Gail's thing, and sometimes I would take one without her just to sort of relive that first sexual encounter in my mind. The story's quite true, though of course the dialog is imprecise at best. I don't have a "photographic" memory for detail like that. Speaking of photographs, here's the front page of the paper that got me fired. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stevieb Posted December 1, 2009 Members Share Posted December 1, 2009 Actually, Terry, the part after the ellipsis was included just for fun- it was the "So far, this fantasy was too small. I needed to make it larger" that I was really referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted December 1, 2009 Moderators Share Posted December 1, 2009 Actually, Terry, the part after the ellipsis was included just for fun- it was the "So far, this fantasy was too small. I needed to make it larger" that I was really referring to. Whatever bumps the thread. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted February 19, 2010 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh man. I gave one of my female friends a link to this thread and she's not talking to me now. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh man. I gave one of my female friends a link to this thread and she's not talking to me now. Terry D. Well, who could blame her? ...that wasn't real smart, Knobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh man. I gave one of my female friends a link to this thread and she's not talking to me now. Terry D. Some people just can't let go....:poke: How is the book coming along?!? *taps foot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Austincowbell Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh man. I gave one of my female friends a link to this thread and she's not talking to me now. Terry D. serves you right for having female friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Toto99 Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 I was in the garden centre of all places one day and the girl working in there recognised me from one of our shows. She was a petite brunette with a nice chest and she kept saying "oh you were amazing, I loved your set" and basically really badly flirting with me. So I asked her if she wanted to grab a drink later. I got her number and called her later and we had a drink in the bar. Sooner or later it was obvious she wanted to go, so I said "you go home, I need to finish a few things at home" you know, playing hard to get to lead her on. So she went home but then called me about 20 minutes later and asked if she could come over. I pretended to reluctantly agree and told her "don't forget 'the stuff' if you know what I mean" and she laughed. As promised, she came over 10 minutes later and brought me some more Miracle-Gro from the garden centre. And that's how I grew peas. . *drum roll* ho ho ho . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted February 19, 2010 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2010 serves you right for having female friends. No doubt. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jimccolorado Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Used to happen quite a bit when I was a high school kid playing clubs and high school dances (I was much younger than the rest of the band). Now I'm old, fat and married. Never happens anymore. I wonder why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MDLMUSIC Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Used to happen quite a bit when I was a high school kid playing clubs and high school dances (I was much younger than the rest of the band). Now I'm old, fat and married. Never happens anymore. I wonder why? Not sure why you're not attracting the ladies anymore, but the reason I'm not is because I'm old, fat and married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 1, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 1, 2010 I was in the garden centre of all places one day and the girl working in there recognised me from one of our shows. She was a petite brunette with a nice chest and she kept saying "oh you were amazing, I loved your set" and basically really badly flirting with me. So I asked her if she wanted to grab a drink later. I got her number and called her later and we had a drink in the bar. Sooner or later it was obvious she wanted to go, so I said "you go home, I need to finish a few things at home" you know, playing hard to get to lead her on. So she went home but then called me about 20 minutes later and asked if she could come over. I pretended to reluctantly agree and told her "don't forget 'the stuff' if you know what I mean" and she laughed. As promised, she came over 10 minutes later and brought me some more Miracle-Gro from the garden centre. And that's how I grew peas. . *drum roll* ho ho ho . Wow, that's hawt. Glad to see this thread is still here. It's one of my best contribs to HC...for some time I couldn't find it anymore in the search. I'm relieved now. I may be permabanned soon...so plz guys keep this thread going, by all means. Thx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turmericnewton Posted March 7, 2010 Members Share Posted March 7, 2010 Lee, Thanks for the kind words. It WAS very cathartic for me, I've kept (most) of this story to myself for more than 20 years. I appreciate you allowing me to share it here despite the graphic nature of the events. And I agree with what you said about the nature of art. I'm sure you've heard the old saying, "A good song tells the world something about yourself you'd rather they didn't know. A GREAT song tells the world something about yourself you'd rather not know yourself." In any case, I hope I at least added a little to the hit count on this new forum. Maybe some of the folks who visited to read this will check out a few of the other threads, meet some of the nice people here, and decide to stick around like I have. Terry D. Fantastic Story Terry, and the rest of you too but that really, like seriously, yanked on the 1 heart string i have for this stuff, i have to say though, it only lasted me 1/2 of braveheart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turmericnewton Posted March 7, 2010 Members Share Posted March 7, 2010 1 word grabbed my eye....... Roadrunner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 7, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'm looking at some options concerning my groupie story currently. If you can spare a moment, please click the link below and take the poll. Thanks! Groupie Story Poll Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Austincowbell Posted March 7, 2010 Members Share Posted March 7, 2010 I'm looking at some options concerning my groupie story currently. If you can spare a moment, please click the link below and take the poll. Thanks! Groupie Story Poll Terry D. So.... You posted your stories.... Then posted links to your stories... Now ou have a poll about the link to your stories? Just how many random people from the Internet need to read your stories before you feel cool? The only one I read was the one about the Driskill Hotel because I live in Austin and it sound a lit more like an older guy pretty woman-ing an 18-year-old methhead than it did a groupie story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 7, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2010 Just how many random people from the Internet need to read your stories before you feel cool? . If I was trying to feel cool, there's plenty of ego fodder in this thread already. All I'm really trying to do is get some sort of realistic estimate of how many people have read it and (optionally) what the average reaction is. That would be useful information for me as I decide what to do next. But if you see it in this light, I'm sure others will too. Nevermind, sorry for offending. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slaymoar Posted March 8, 2010 Members Share Posted March 8, 2010 For those of you who haven't read the story due to laziness: Chapter I: Dry humping in a fairy suit Chapter II: The Ritual Chapter III: Breakfast & Insight into the Mind of a Groupie Chapter IV: Sex at Last - of a Sort Chapter V: Revelations & Damned Lies Chapter VI: Candy & Sandy - Painful Truths About Myself Chapter VII: Frozen Snakes, Groupies, and Fireplaces - The Calm Before the Storm Chapter VIII: Dead Man Walking - "Red" Chapter IX: Janis & The Matter of Coolness Chapter X: Epiphany for Two at the Driskill Hotel Chapter XI: Consequences: 6/27/83 Chapter XII: Pride Before a Fall Chapter XIII: The Direction of Disintegration Chapter XIV: Shattered Porcelain & Twisted Steel Chapter XV: Redemption & a New Beginning Disclaimers, Notice of Copyright, and Acknowledgements Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Razsan Posted March 9, 2010 Members Share Posted March 9, 2010 Terry...what happened to Gail? She was much to young to pass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FearTheVoices Posted March 10, 2010 Members Share Posted March 10, 2010 sub'd, will read chap 4 tomorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chezdon Posted March 16, 2010 Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 Wow what a great read. I read that over two days here at "work". Some life you've lead. An almost movie-like ending. Bit lucky eh?! Bet you have other great stories to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 16, 2010 Wow what a great read. I read that over two days here at "work". Some life you've lead. An almost movie-like ending. Bit lucky eh?! Bet you have other great stories to tell. I'm thinking this story is the middle of three, chronologically. The first would begin when I was 16, a completely sheltered shy boy working in a totally nude strip club that was raided every Wednesday by the cops. In the course of just one week, I got drunk, stoned, arrested, saw my first naked woman, and got paid for playing music for the first time. The experiences and abuses I received there over that 9 month period changed me profoundly and affect me to this day. The third part, beginning after the Gail breakup, would be the story of the young woman introduced in the last chapter, the communal house on Timberline Drive, the intense, bitter struggle between her and her best friend Marcie, the suicidal nympho, and my complete abandonment of conventional life for the seedy underside of life. It would include my tours with country artists (definitely need to change the names!), and the mysterious young girl Shiela with the eyes that only tracked together when she was drunk. My eventual redemption and reconciliation with the New Year's Eve girl and subsequent marriage to her would wrap up the book and the set. Terry D. P.S. By the way, my "Tales from the Road" are linked in my sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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