Answer these questions and I'll tell you if you're hipster or not.

[Loobs]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No.
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes.
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Sonic Youth, yes.
Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I don't know who she is.
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No.
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No.
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No.
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Yes.
Politics -- Left swaying? Slightly.
Vegetarian? {censored} no.
What is your favorite artist? MC Escher.
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I guess.
on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? 11, this one goes to eleven.

Seriously, these questions are lame.

[turnstylepoet]

You're not hipster at all, although you like to think so. You're a newer generation of 'cool', and I'm sure if you had a favorite color it would be plaid, because you don't give a {censored} about colors.

Newer generation of cool and plaid, eh? too funny. Nice job.

[Lonely Tourist]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? no

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? yes

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? yes

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? yes

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? yes

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? no

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes

Politics -- Left swaying? not really

Vegetarian? no

What is your favorite artist? don't have one

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) Blergh

[costch]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No.

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both are probably in the top 30 at least.

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? To a certain degree, yes. It's mostly her lack of talent/personality that puts me off.

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No.

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No.

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? I have no songs, so no.

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a derivative? Yes, but I don't ever wear them. (Really.)

Politics -- Left swaying? I suppose.

Vegetarian? No.

What is your favorite artist? Visual? I'd have to say David Hockney, Salvador Dali, Max Ernst, or Giorgio de Chirico. Tough call.

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? No.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4 I guess.

[cobalt-60]

Ooh, ooh, me! Flatter my ego with your free time and thoughtful judgement!

• Coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Hate it.

• Do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? {censored} that, Valve 4 Life

• Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Nope, although I really want a few.

• Do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? I've been eying a new Ampeg for awhile. Great tone for the $

• Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? {censored} no.

• Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? When she starts speaking.

• Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Nope.

• Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Consume.

• Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Ghey

• Big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No glasses.

• Politics -- Left swaying? I'm Noam Chomsky Left.

• Vegetarian? BACON!!

• What is your favorite artist? Alexander Calder

• Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I don't have enough faith in people to think joining such a thing would matter, but I try to be environmentally friendly in my own life.

• On a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) Hm, 5. I hate their music, art, and douche-bag "irony", but I still like art, am pretty freaking left, and I'm a 20-something white guy.

[Geno_xl]

1. no
2. no
3. does a squire count-it's a backup guitar.
4. no
5. no way
6. no
7. not anymore
8. no
9. no-lame
10. no-lame
11. definitley not
12. no way
13. Van Halen/Blink 182/Sum 41/Goo Goo Dolls
14. not really, I recycle cans for money sometimes.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I don't know, you tell me.

[andreas]

Ok, I'll bite...

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I average about 1 cup/week, so no.
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes.
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? I have a couple of partsocasters that are getting old, but no Airline or Teisco, so no.
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? '69 Bandmaster Reverb in Vibrolux cabinet, '70 Twin Reverb, '73 Bassman Export and Fender Vibratone... if they count, yes.
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? No.
Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Megan who?
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't even name my guitars, so no.
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No drugs for me, thanks.
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No.
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Only if I want to look stupid...
Politics -- Left swaying? Yes (and being leftie and european, I guess that'd be a "hell yeah!" in US terms... )
Vegetarian? No.
What is your favorite artist? I'm all over the place - I checked the "last 25 played" in my iTunes, and there were anything from Allison Krauss & Union station to early Toto in there...
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Some, but not as much as I'd like.
on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) No idea, but I fully expect you to tell me...

So...? How hipster am I? And what is a "hipster" anyway?

[Neon Soul]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Nope, usually tea.

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Not best ever no.

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Hell no.

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Nah.

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Mostly consume, sometimes pass on a bit.

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No.

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? I have aviators somewhere, don't really wear them.

Politics -- Left swaying? I guess.

Vegetarian? No. Love steak.

What is your favorite artist? The Beatles.

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I guess.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4

[Stratmaster458]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?----------------I'm in college so yes
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?---------Yes Mac user all my life (I'm 19)
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?------------no (not yet )
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?-------------------I own a 1962 Blonde Fender Bandmaster
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?-------Sonic Youth is not the best of all time but a big name for the indie/alternative culture

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?-------------not really just overrated
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?-------------no
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?---------------no
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?---------------no
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?----------yes black and orange dollar store ray bans
Politics -- Left swaying?-----------------------Independent but rightwinged
Vegetarian? ----------{censored} no I love steak
What is your favorite artist? ------------------
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?------------ I recycle and support the innovation of green technology it can stimulate the economy and make the world better
on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)-------------------5-6 out of 10
__________________

[fruvai]

Here's mine:

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes, Macbook Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Yep Vintage BF Princeton Reverb Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Dunno Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? No Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Nope Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? {censored} No Politics -- Left swaying? No, not right leaning either Vegetarian? No What is your favorite artist? The Smiths Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? No on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 11

 

[amhartwig]

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Used to own a vintage Twin but not anymore.
5. Sonic Youth, yes. Flaming Lips, definitely not.
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. I have some Wayfarer looking sunglasses, not Ray Bans though.
11. I guess
12. Definitely not
13. Stars of the Lid
14. Nope
15. 4?

[space cred]

coffee is a vile bean. 1-2 standard black tea's a day.
apple is a vile bean. i mean fruit. i mean company.
no vintage guitars.
vintage fender bandmaster, recently sold a gemini II.
yes.. sonic youth.
no clue who she is.
no, except pets, who get people names. for example.. rory the pug.
consume small amounts of marijuana, very VERY regularly.
{censored} the greeks, literally!
my glasses are normal rimmed.
Marxist.
No, I love food too much to abstain.
all time.. Pink Floyd. right now... Dead Prez.
my campaign to help the earth is Marxism.
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[Mr. Sarum]

1. No

2. yes

3. Sorta, but not really

4. HELL YES

5. Not the greatest, but bad ass, yes

6. No

7. No

8. Rarely ever

9. Nope

10. No

11. Both are full of self-important pompous jackasses

12.Pretty much

13. No real favorites, just appreciate all of them for what they are.

14. no

15. You tell me?

[RadioSilence]

ok, i'll play.

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? nope, i don't like coffee, i drink tea though. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? yes, black macbook Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? its a kay, and i don't play it. but yes do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? nope Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? two of the best bands! Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? attractive, but i prefer the geeky zooey deschanel/maggie gyllenhaal type Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? neither Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? nope big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes and yes Politics -- Left swaying? yes Vegetarian? no way, but i lived with three of them for a couple of years What is your favorite artist? maybe Jasper Johns? that or David Hockney Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? not really on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) you tell me?

 

[L_Z_nut]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I hate coffee!
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No... I hate macs!
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Great bands... but I would not consider them the best of all time.
Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I think she's boner-rific!!!
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't have any nicknames for Sgt. Slaughter, he wouldn't stand for it... baaahhhzing!!!
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Consume
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Well, gay anal sex isn't a myth, so no.
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No.
Politics -- Left swaying? We don't have politics in Canada!!
Vegetarian? No.
What is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who?
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? The earth will be fine once it gets rid of us!!

[echodeluxe]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? i drink tea mostly

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? i own a hand me down powerbook thats all sorts of {censored}ed up. i mainly use it for recording and watching dvds cuz thats all it can do.

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? nope

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? i do have a sheraton, ive owned several vintage fenders, and currently play a blues jr.

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? not even. great bands, but not my favorite.

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? she is, but when compared to other famous chicks, shes meh.

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? i have trouble calling my friends by their names. mostly "you" or "guy with the neck beard".

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? i smoked alot in high school, sometimes ill smoke if someone is smoking near me and offers.

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? i dont really know that much greek mythology. all my music is about how pathetic i am and how much my ex {censored}ed my life up.

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? err, my glasses are black rimmed. not big. i guess they are sort of nerdy, not really hipster. i do own some ray ban wayfarers, but i never wear them cuz i have to wear glasses to see.

Politics -- Left swaying? mostly. im a moderate.

Vegetarian? no way. meat is so delicious. i do enjoy cooking veg cuisine though.

What is your favorite artist? i dont have one.

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? all these "save the earth" mother{censored}ers dont do any research themselves. they ust believe whatever they hear. im still laughing about how right i was about global warming. {censored}ing hippies.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) i had no idea i was that hipster. not to mention i used to be in band that was totally br00tz. we toured with he is legend for gosh sakes.

 

this was sort of retarded but fun.

[mr benn]

how come

silly tattoo's???

didn't make the list?

[TheKrabsman]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? yes

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? i have five

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? yes

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? i play either a sheraton or a 68 strat though my vintage Ac-30

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? sonic youth 4ever

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Yes

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? my dick is named Frank White

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? smoke joints all day

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? yes

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes, and they dont even have lenses

Politics -- Left swaying? definitely

Vegetarian? to quote the Smiths,"meat is murder"

What is your favorite artist? all of them

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? yes

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) im an individual!

[JRBain]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

1. Yes

2. No.

3. No. Would not either, unless it sounded good.

4. No, no, no and no. Would like to own the Fender and Vox, though.

5. Definitely no, and definitely no.

6. Apart from the tattoos, no.

7. No.

8. No, no, and no.

9. No.

10. Definitely not - I am short sighted and wear glasses (when I'm not wearing contacts, but big rims?

11. I like to think that I incorporate some of the elements of left-wing political philosophy, though in general, I am a traditional conservative. Edmund Burke for Prime Minister! (Yes)

12. Used to be.

13. I do not have one.

14. Yes.

15. Probably a 4? I'm not really a br00tz type. I love Dream Theater, and also rather like Opeth, but I also am a huge Pat Metheny fan. I'm divided pretty equally between two.

 

My result, please?

[royal crxsh johnson]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?
no. tea for me.
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?
yes.
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?
i do, but don't play it.
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?
yes.
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?
yes.
Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?
yes.
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?
yes.
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?
used to.
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?
no.
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?
yes and yes.
Politics -- Left swaying?
somewhat
Vegetarian?
vegan.
What is your favorite artist?
rothko
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?
kind of, they never work
on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)
3-4

[EvilSoup]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?

No

 

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?

Yes a G5 for recording.

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?

No, but I would if I had one that sounded good.

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?

No, but I'd certainly dig a vintage fender or vox.

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?

Flaming Lips (post clouds/soft bulletin era): Yes

Sonic Youth: Hell no

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?

If I found Megan Fox unattractive my standards would have to be ridiculously high.

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?

Nope.

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?

Neither.

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?

No.

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?

I wear thick black rimmed glasses.

Politics -- Left swaying?

I'm so left swaying that it would make Rushfan dry heave.

Vegetarian?

I lean more carnivorous.

Who is your favorite artist?

Radiohead. For realz.

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?

If I had money.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

5.

 

However I enjoy many things hipsters don't like; such as Coldplay, John Mayer, and Fergie.

[amarr1]

Since when is owning Ampeg hipster-ish? 1) Maybe a cup a day. 2) No. 3) No. 4) Yes. 5) No. 6) Yes. 7) Yes. (Other people name said items, that counts, right?) 8) No. 9) No. (Norse Mythology once, as a joke.) 10) No. 11) Yes. 12) No. 13) Mono (Assuming you mean music artist.) Yusuke Nakamura (Assuming you mean visual artist) *All "favorites are subject to change at moments notice 14) Not really. 15) 5-ish?

 

 

You, my good friend, are not hipster, although you do have some characteristic hipster traits. You seem to not be a party whore, more of a silent type. You like reading autobiographies, in particular.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 2 cups daily do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? I don't even have an ipod Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Nope do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Love my Sheraton Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Don't even listen to 'em Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? My parents named me Jackson Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Neither Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Negative big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? My shades have no frames Politics -- Left swaying? I's rather watch bad vampire movies Vegetarian? Dju say steak? What is your favorite artist? The Beatles Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I do my best to make things better in the long run, and encourage my friends to do the same. But I'm not marching in the parade. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) Four...Cuz it's a nice even number.

You, my friend, are indie-r than a slovakian peddler. Hipster x 10.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? - No, maybe one or two do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? {censored} yeah, MBP Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Negative Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both great bands, but not of all time. Do hipsters really like Flaming Lips? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Not everything, although my penis's name is Steven. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Say no to drugs Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Lord no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No Politics -- Left swaying? I guess Vegetarian? Not really, I like dove and squirrel meat What is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Only in my sleep on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I'm about as hip as Bill Cosby

 

 

Good sir, you are indeed hipster, because you're so uncharacteristically hipster. You'd enjoy dressing up in baggy-ass pants, wearing nothing but a XXXXL white t-shirt, and a chain, cranking jazz fusion. Favorite pedals: Pitch Pirate, Keeler Push, Mad Professor Sweet Honey.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Sonic Youth, yes. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I don't know who she is. Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Yes. Politics -- Left swaying? Slightly. Vegetarian? {censored} no. What is your favorite artist? MC Escher. Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I guess. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? 11, this one goes to eleven. Seriously, these questions are lame.

For quoting Spinal Tap, I'd have to say you're not hipster at all. Sorry Ice House, we have a new douche in town that we all love.