Answer these questions and I'll tell you if you're hipster or not.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? no do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? yes Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? yes Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? yes Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? yes Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? no Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes Politics -- Left swaying? not really Vegetarian? no What is your favorite artist? don't have one Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) Blergh

 

 

Ah, the characteristic hipster. You sport a plaid collared shirt and dark blue jeans and a Thom Yorke-influenced haircut. Also, you twitch your eye 'uncontrollaby' because Thom Yorke does it too.

[echodeluxe]

loobs is not a douche.

[amarr1]

Eating dinner, I'll finish this up later.

[amarr1]

loobs is not a douche.

 

 

I know, not at all. It's pennance for making my ears cum with his youtube videos.

[echodeluxe]

cumming ears.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both are probably in the top 30 at least. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? To a certain degree, yes. It's mostly her lack of talent/personality that puts me off. Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? I have no songs, so no. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a derivative? Yes, but I don't ever wear them. (Really.) Politics -- Left swaying? I suppose. Vegetarian? No. What is your favorite artist? Visual? I'd have to say David Hockney, Salvador Dali, Max Ernst, or Giorgio de Chirico. Tough call. Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? No. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4 I guess.

You, good sir, need to get off of the computer and name your penis. Not hipster here.
Please run, smoke pot, and read up on 3 pomegranate seeds, and you will be at least a 6. Favorite pedals: Big Muff Pi, Whetstone phaser, OCD

[echodeluxe]

what is going on here.

[warioblast]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 2 cups daily

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? no

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? no

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? no

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I don't know her

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I used to call my penis Kojak when I was a kid

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? user

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? no

Politics -- Left swaying? I don't give a poo about politics. I'm not on the electoral roll.

Vegetarian? no

What is your favorite artist? Bobbi Starr

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? no

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)2

[amarr1]

Ooh, ooh, me! Flatter my ego with your free time and thoughtful judgement!

Good friend, you are a hipster of words. You write poetry and speak as if everything is read as a prose. You most likely wear sweaters and jackets, sip your beverages while re-reading Macbeth for the 6th time, and could walk in and out of a club with a fellow hipster chicks on both sides of ya. Bravo, sir pimp of hipsterland, bravo.

[amarr1]

1. no 2. no 3. does a squire count-it's a backup guitar. 4. no 5. no way 6. no 7. not anymore 8. no 9. no-lame 10. no-lame 11. definitley not 12. no way 13. Van Halen/Blink 182/Sum 41/Goo Goo Dolls 14. not really, I recycle cans for money sometimes. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I don't know, you tell me.

 

 

I'll tell you, all right. You're a -8. Get out there, listen to Fleet Foxes, and look like Jesus. "Lame" is not a sufficable word for hipsters, you illiterate chum. Squiers suffice as backups, they need to be short scales or teles, however.

[Guest Guest]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively

 

 

No.

No.

Carvin?

VINTAGE FENDER, GOT ME

No.

Not UNattractive.

No naming.

Drugs are for pussies.

Greek what?

$8 derivative, all the way

Left curving. POLITICS.

No, {censored} that.

VU.

Sure, earth is {censored}ed.

Low teens.

 

Endgame.

[driverhasabomb]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Never

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Nope

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Nope

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Vintage Twin head

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? {censored} those bands

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I'm jacking to her right now

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? What?

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? I love it

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Lame

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? What?

Politics -- Left swaying? Lame

Vegetarian? Yep

What is your favorite artist? Yngwie Malmsteen

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Earth sucks

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 2



.

[amarr1]

Ok, I'll bite... coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I average about 1 cup/week, so no. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? I have a couple of partsocasters that are getting old, but no Airline or Teisco, so no. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? '69 Bandmaster Reverb in Vibrolux cabinet, '70 Twin Reverb, '73 Bassman Export and Fender Vibratone... if they count, yes. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? No. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Megan who ? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't even name my guitars, so no. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No drugs for me, thanks. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Only if I want to look stupid... Politics -- Left swaying? Yes (and being leftie and european, I guess that'd be a "hell yeah!" in US terms... ) Vegetarian? No. What is your favorite artist? I'm all over the place - I checked the "last 25 played" in my iTunes, and there were anything from Allison Krauss & Union station to early Toto in there... Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Some, but not as much as I'd like. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) No idea, but I fully expect you to tell me... So...? How hipster am I? And what is a "hipster" anyway?

You sir, are quite the intellectual hipster. You find it humorous to watch your fellow hipster buds get wasted/stoned while you stay completely sober. You enjoy birdwatching, breadbaking, and architecture. Ultimately, you'd like to live in a rural area, and you'd like to construct your own treehouse in which you can reside in for the rest of your life.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Nope, usually tea. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Not best ever no. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Hell no. Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Nah. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Mostly consume, sometimes pass on a bit. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? I have aviators somewhere, don't really wear them. Politics -- Left swaying? I guess. Vegetarian? No. Love steak. What is your favorite artist? The Beatles. Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I guess. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4

 

 

You, my good friend, are correct with your assesment of 4. You'd love to climb up the hipster chain, but would feel to douchey to conform in such a lame group of people. Favorite Pedals: Vexter BoR, FF, and BoM

[Hiwatt Bob]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 1 cup
do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? no, iphone though
Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? i own vintage brand name guitars
do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? '76 deluxe reverb is the only one
Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? both are loved
Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? i don't find her as the hottest evar, but definitely would
Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no
Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? quit years ago
Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? yes
big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes, but i use them to see
Politics -- Left swaying? pretty centrist, lean right fiscally, socially liberal
Vegetarian? {censored} no
What is your favorite artist? edward hopper or gustav klimpt
Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? i'm a lobbyist for a landfill and recycling company
on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) maybe a 5 or 6, but becoming less and less so--my hipsterness is pretty much music

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?----------------I'm in college so yes do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?---------Yes Mac user all my life (I'm 19) Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?------------no (not yet ) do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?-------------------I own a 1962 Blonde Fender Bandmaster Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?-------Sonic Youth is not the best of all time but a big name for the indie/alternative culture Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?-------------not really just overrated Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?-------------no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?---------------no Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?---------------no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?----------yes black and orange dollar store ray bans Politics -- Left swaying?-----------------------Independent but rightwinged Vegetarian? ----------{censored} no I love steak What is your favorite artist? ------------------ Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?------------ I recycle and support the innovation of green technology it can stimulate the economy and make the world better on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)-------------------5-6 out of 10 __________________

6/10 would be a correct assesment for you. What college do you go to, my friend? A division II would probably suit you best, for you are a conservative, promise ring wearing bamf. Although you are horny, morals > fun to you. Favorite pedals: MXR Micro Amp

[GreaserMatt]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

 

7/10

[amarr1]

Here's mine:

 

 

You act arrogant although you are quite modest in person, which is surprising for a great guitar player. You are independent minded, open to compromise, and are generally nice unless someone {censored}s with you, then you go ape{censored}.

Favorite pedals: anything z. vex.

[amarr1]

1. No 2. No 3. No 4. Used to own a vintage Twin but not anymore. 5. Sonic Youth, yes. Flaming Lips, definitely not. 6. No 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. I have some Wayfarer looking sunglasses, not Ray Bans though. 11. I guess 12. Definitely not 13. Stars of the Lid 14. Nope 15. 4?

 

 

Not hipster sir, spend more time in starbucks.

[falseswipe]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

I wish

Yes

No

Radiohead/The Dismemberment Plan/Modest Mouse

No

6?

[amarr1]

coffee is a vile bean. 1-2 standard black tea's a day. apple is a vile bean. i mean fruit. i mean company. no vintage guitars. vintage fender bandmaster, recently sold a gemini II. yes.. sonic youth. no clue who she is. no, except pets, who get people names. for example.. rory the pug. consume small amounts of marijuana, very VERY regularly. {censored} the greeks, literally! my glasses are normal rimmed. Marxist. No, I love food too much to abstain. all time.. Pink Floyd. right now... Dead Prez. my campaign to help the earth is Marxism. 0

You sir, are independent minded and definitely someone who defies the norm. In that regard, you are 10/10 hipster. The amount of antioxidants you consume daily makes you think that it will help you with your marijuana dealio. Lay off the dope, start heroin. Better high.

[amarr1]

1. No 2. yes 3. Sorta, but not really 4. HELL YES 5. Not the greatest, but bad ass, yes 6. No 7. No 8. Rarely ever 9. Nope 10. No 11. Both are full of self-important pompous jackasses 12.Pretty much 13. No real favorites, just appreciate all of them for what they are. 14. no 15. You tell me?

 

 

You sir, are quite hipster for a non-coffee drinker. Drink a frappachino, it might sway your opinion, since you are open to all ideas and don't judge people for what they look like. That being said, you look like a hobo and don't give a {censored}.

[cobalt-60]

 

Good friend, you are a hipster of words. You write poetry and speak as if everything is read as a prose. You most likely wear sweaters and jackets, sip your beverages while re-reading Macbeth for the 6th time, and could walk in and out of a club with a fellow hipster chicks on both sides of ya. Bravo, sir pimp of hipsterland, bravo.

 

 

Sir Pimp of Hipsterland? That's so awesome I think I may have to request it as a title, I'll totally take being a hipster if it also means getting laid. Additionally, I am totally anal about my punctuation and grammar, thank you for noticing.

[amarr1]

ok, i'll play.

 

 

You are not hipster, you'd be more in the normal group. You do a little of everything, although you're mediocre at all things. My suggestion: practice a little.

[amarr1]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I hate coffee! do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No... I hate macs! Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Great bands... but I would not consider them the best of all time. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I think she's boner-rific!!! Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't have any nicknames for Sgt. Slaughter, he wouldn't stand for it... baaahhhzing!!! Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Consume Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Well, gay anal sex isn't a myth, so no. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No. Politics -- Left swaying? We don't have politics in Canada!! Vegetarian? No. What is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? The earth will be fine once it gets rid of us!!

 

 

You're so hipster it's rediculous. At first glance, you seem to be a hata, and many people could judge you for such things, but deep inside, you're hipster. Go outside with your 6 year old twice washed levis and sing a song, eh?