Answer these questions and I'll tell you if you're hipster or not.

[brandnewzo]

Congrats buddy! You are probably the most hipster person in this thread. You enjoy such television networks as Bravo and Food Network, if you could care to afford cable. One of your relatives was a protestant minister, although after his lessons/teachings, you began to formulate your own beliefs and shape your own opinions. Favorite president: Clinton

 

[amarr1]

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Quit coffee 3 weeks ago, never drank much though. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Vox but not vintage. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Hell no. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Negative. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? All of them. (jk no.) big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Just rayban sunglasses while i drive. Politics -- Left swaying? Yes. Vegetarian? Only when I'm not eating meat. What is your favorite artist? Right now.... Animal Collective Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? lol. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) this is dumb.

 

 

you, my good man, are a mid-leveled hipster. What this means is you're too old for that type of lifestyle anymore, or you got tired of it. Let's go back to playin' good ol' Police covers like we did in the old days, just with more Dave Knudson.

[turnstylepoet]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Is four cups copious?

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Nope

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes, I have two Godins

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. I am more of a Tele guy

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? They make my top 50

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Sometimes, she looks different from photo to photo

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? nope

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? nope

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yep

Politics -- Left swaying? depends on the issue. I don't tend to classify myself as either left or right.

Vegetarian? yes

What is your favorite artist? that is a tough one so I'll just tell you who I am listening to the most right now. Its a toss up between Longwave and This Will Destroy You

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure, if they are not too extreme.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 6

[tubezipper]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 4-5 cups of tea

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? indeed

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? yes

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? no

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? kinda

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? consume sometimes

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? not that i know of

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes

Politics -- Left swaying? {censored} politics

Vegetarian? yes

What is your favorite artist? devendra banhart atm

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? no

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 5

[tape]

 

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

 

 

 

nope, a couple a month, maybe

nope. I prefer to go the route of affordability

SG is hardly no-name

nope

sonic youth >>>>>>>>>>>> flaming lips

who? (googles) she's ok. though looks superficial

nope

hardly ever

nope, but carl sagan yes

nope

heavily left, apparently

nope, but I make a point to eat bio

N/A

my own personal efforts

70/10 I'm so hipster that my neighborhood has run out of plaid shirts

 

do I win a cookie?

[TravvyBear]

 

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

 

1.) No, but I like it.

2.) Yes, using one right now. (Macbook white)

3.) I have a Danelectro.

4.) Hot Rod Deluxe (made in the 1990s)

5.) Nope.

6.) {censored}er has toe thumbs.

7.) Big man

8.) Used to, a lot actually.

9.) {censored} no.

10.)Aviators.

11.)Middle.

12.)I was for 8 months.

13.)Dali or Picasso.

14.)Yes.

15.)7

[SharkMinusBear]

you, my good man, are a mid-leveled hipster. What this means is you're too old for that type of lifestyle anymore, or you got tired of it. Let's go back to playin' good ol' Police covers like we did in the old days, just with more Dave Knudson.

 

Yes! lol. 23 isn't that old though

[amarr1]

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Is four cups copious? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Nope Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes, I have two Godins do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. I am more of a Tele guy Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? They make my top 50 Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Sometimes, she looks different from photo to photo Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? nope Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? nope Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yep Politics -- Left swaying? depends on the issue. I don't tend to classify myself as either left or right. Vegetarian? yes What is your favorite artist? that is a tough one so I'll just tell you who I am listening to the most right now. Its a toss up between Longwave and This Will Destroy You Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure, if they are not too extreme. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 6

 

 

You're not hipster at all, although you like to think so. You're a newer generation of 'cool', and I'm sure if you had a favorite color it would be plaid, because you don't give a {censored} about colors.

[amarr1]

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 4-5 cups of tea do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? indeed Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? yes do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? no Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? kinda Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? consume sometimes Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? not that i know of big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes Politics -- Left swaying? {censored} politics Vegetarian? yes What is your favorite artist? devendra banhart atm Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? no on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 5

 

 

Like orangesix, you're a nonhygienic hipster. You might have a thin, wiry mustache along with facial hair. Favorite pedals: Fulltone 70, Boss DM-3, Boss OD-1

[ZoomRmc]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?

Politics -- Left swaying?

Vegetarian?

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?

 

What is your favorite artist? YES (I mean the band)

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 3?

 

Red means NO

Blue means YES

Gray means nothing

[mr benn]

actually i do own one of these?

 

does this earn me extra points?

[amarr1]

 

1.) No, but I like it. 2.) Yes, using one right now. (Macbook white) 3.) I have a Danelectro. 4.) Hot Rod Deluxe (made in the 1990s) 5.) Nope. 6.) {censored}er has toe thumbs. 7.) Big man 8.) Used to, a lot actually. 9.) {censored} no. 10.)Aviators. 11.)Middle. 12.)I was for 8 months. 13.)Dali or Picasso. 14.)Yes. 15.)7

 

 

You, my friend, are an obvious virgin, who wants more in life. You will perhaps die early due to heart failures and the person you lose your virginity to with will be impregnated. Hipster? In future days, but for now: virgin.

Bands: Beatles, Wiggles, the Virgins. (Ok, probably not, but I had to.)

[Teranishi]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? no

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? no

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? you tell me a $50 bass is a bad idea

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? epiphone casino

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? sonic youth yes

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? yes

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? no

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? ...yes

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? no

Politics -- Left swaying? no

Vegetarian? yes

What is your favorite artist? I like art but don't have a favorite artist

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? yes

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)7

 

I would like to direct you to my last.fm thread, it may help in the rating

[amarr1]

 

What is your favorite artist? YES (I mean the band) on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 3? Red means NO Blue means YES Gray means nothing

 

 

As warm ups for gigs, you enjoy shredding some Dream Theater. You're in a death metal cover band, obviously not hipster, but you do like classic rock. Your band primarily covers Opeth, Pantera, and Metalcoreish stuff. Hipster scale: 2.

[therhodeo]

You, my friend are somewhat of a self hating hipster. In your freetime by yourself, you read the books of French philosphes rousseau and voltaire and like to philosophize. In public, you denounce such accusations, and follow the norm. You've yet to find the truth, in your book.

 

Actually way off. But hey what can you do?

[amarr1]

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? no do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? no Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? you tell me a $50 bass is a bad idea do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? epiphone casino Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? sonic youth yes Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? yes Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? no Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? ...yes big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? no Politics -- Left swaying? no Vegetarian? yes What is your favorite artist? I like art but don't have a favorite artist Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? yes on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)7 I would like to direct you to my last.fm thread, it may help in the rating

 

 

You, my good man, are an intellectual hipster. You enjoy sonnets by such poets as Robert Frost and Edgar Allen Poe, although you do appreciate modern, more contemperary poetry, such as E.E. Cummings. Favorite pr0n star: Aurora Snow

[Lou Speed]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? tea do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? lol no Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? no do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? no Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? gimme a break Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? don't know him Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I refer to it as "my junk" at times Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? maybe Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? of course not big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? of course Politics -- Left swaying? nihilist? Vegetarian? obviously What is your favorite artist? Christo Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I say I'm all for it but I'm pretty much indifferent on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I'd say I'm an 8 but I'd say echod is like a 5 so your scale is flawed

 

[amarr1]

Actually way off. But hey what can you do?

 

you still haven't found your calling, my friend.

[pewing33ny]

if i say i'm a 10/10 hipster does that mean i'm not a hipster because i admitted it? and because i'm unique by saying i'm not a hipster does that make me even more hip?

 

i live with a few hipsters and nothing gets them offended than saying that they're hipsters. so i kind of know how it works, but not really.

 

 

 

[MakuseruSukotto]

Since when is owning Ampeg hipster-ish?

 

1) Maybe a cup a day.

2) No.

3) No.

4) Yes.

5) No.

6) Yes.

7) Yes. (Other people name said items, that counts, right?)

8) No.

9) No. (Norse Mythology once, as a joke.)

10) No.

11) Yes.

12) No.

13) Mono (Assuming you mean music artist.) Yusuke Nakamura (Assuming you mean visual artist) *All "favorites are subject to change at moments notice

14) Not really.

15) 5-ish?

[amarr1]

 

You don't seem to be that hipster, do you?

[Teranishi]

hahahaha, this thread rules hard

[Lou Speed]

You don't seem to be that hipster, do you?

 

I don't know. hence

[Gremson]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?2 cups daily

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?I don't even have an ipod

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?Nope

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Love my Sheraton

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Don't even listen to 'em

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Who?

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?My parents named me Jackson

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Neither

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?Negative

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?My shades have no frames

Politics -- Left swaying?I's rather watch bad vampire movies

Vegetarian?Dju say steak?

What is your favorite artist?The Beatles

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?I do my best to make things better in the long run, and encourage my friends to do the same. But I'm not marching in the parade.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)Four...Cuz it's a nice even number.

[placebo62]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? - No, maybe one or two

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? {censored} yeah, MBP

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Negative

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both great bands, but not of all time. Do hipsters really like Flaming Lips?

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who?

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Not everything, although my penis's name is Steven.

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Say no to drugs

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Lord no

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No

Politics -- Left swaying? I guess

Vegetarian? Not really, I like dove and squirrel meat

What is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who is your favorite artist?

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Only in my sleep

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I'm about as hip as Bill Cosby