Answer these questions and I'll tell you if you're hipster or not.

[amarr1]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale.

 

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?

Politics -- Left swaying?

Vegetarian?

What is your favorite artist?

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

[CicadaSilence]

Clever.

[orangesix]

hey mine didn't have favorite artist.

 

i'd have to say Rauschenberg.

[amarr1]

 

hey mine didn't have favorite artist. i'd have to say Rauschenberg.

 

 

cool beans, didn't matter you were hipster from the get go.

[orangesix]

hey, i've always wondered who that guy next to ellen in your avatar is?

[amarr1]

 

hey, i've always wondered who that guy next to ellen in your avatar is?

 

 

zac efron, disney superstar.

[Crxsh]

 

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

 

1. No. Usually just a cup or two.

2. Yes. iMac.

3. No.

4. No. Had a Vox for awhile, but it's gone now.

5. No.

6. No.

7. No.

8. None of those.

9. I once named a song Icarus.

10. No. I do have some aviatorsy-type shades though.

11. More libertarian than left.

12. Hell no.

13. Art.... like art?

14. I recycle.

15. 2?

[therhodeo]

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Yes do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Only a steel guitar do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Not even close Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Yes Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Never touched it Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Um no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Yes only because the frames were $20 Politics -- Left swaying? No and I don't {censored}ing sway Vegetarian? Not at all What is your favorite artist? not worth answering Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? some of them on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I would say 1

 

[Echoes22]

boo straight edge

[amarr1]

 

1. No. Usually just a cup or two. 2. Yes. iMac. 3. No. 4. No. Had a Vox for awhile, but it's gone now. 5. No. 6. No. 7. No. 8. None of those. 9. Yes. I once named a song Icarus. 10. No. I do have some aviatorsy-type shades though. 11. More libertarian than left. 12. Hell no. 13. Incubus. 14. I recycle. 15. 2?

 

 

You sir, are not hipster. You're a soon-to-be parent, you like football, the occasional cigar or beer, and making love to the lady. As a boy, you grew up in the suburbs, were relatively intelligent, although you regret not doing enough (bad things) as a youngster.

[Crxsh]

 

You sir, are not hipster. You're a soon-to-be parent, you like football, the occasional cigar or beer, and making love to the lady. As a boy, you grew up in the suburbs, were relatively intelligent, although you regret not doing enough (bad things) as a youngster.

 

 

Good to know. And you're 4/7.

[amarr1]

 

You, my friend are somewhat of a self hating hipster. In your freetime by yourself, you read the books of French philosphes rousseau and voltaire and like to philosophize. In public, you denounce such accusations, and follow the norm. You've yet to find the truth, in your book.

[amarr1]

Good to know. And you're 4/7.

 

probably.

[mr benn]

 

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? some days do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? macbook pro, (plus mac mini & 20" imac in work) Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? nope do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? nope orange ad30 Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? yes Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? hell no Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? nope! Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? no Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? no Politics -- Left swaying? i'm a lefty Vegetarian? sh^t no! What is your favorite artist? Radiohead Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? greenpeace member on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)i'm gonna have to say 7

 

...

[xtoby44x]

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

[brandnewzo]

 

This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Politics -- Left swaying? Vegetarian? What is your favorite artist? Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

 

 

1. No

2. No, but I will soon

3. No

4. Yes, owned a Sheraton and own an old Fender Twin Reverb

5. Like them both, but don't consider them the greatest

6. No

7. No

8. Used to consume, and still want to, but job gets in the way

9. Yes

10. No

11. Dem

12. No

13. Brand New

14. Recycle a little

3-5 on the scale, I'd say

[amarr1]

...

 

You, my good pal, are on the verge of becoming an all out hipster. Keep up the good work, soon you'll know more artists that are unheard of than anyone else in your city.

[Naterel]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? yes, black do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No, my amp breathes fire Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? No Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? yes and yes Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? yes Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No, not mythology something else... big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes Politics -- Left swaying? shhh Vegetarian? tried it for a year, blah What is your favorite artist? Kyuss Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? the earth has and will be here for a while, it dont need help on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)

I thought this was your job

[Tron Murphy]

I'm the hipsterest mother{censored}er here.

[AnderMocs]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No, 1-2 cups in the morning

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? yes, macbook pro

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Sheraton. New ampeg

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? no

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? no

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? yes, guitars

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? did, don't, maybe in the future

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? no

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? meh, kind of

Politics -- Left swaying? generally

Vegetarian? no

What is your favorite artist? Dali

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? no

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 5

[SharkMinusBear]

coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Quit coffee 3 weeks ago, never drank much though.

do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.

Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.

do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Vox but not vintage.

Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Hell no.

Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who?

Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No.

Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Negative.

Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? All of them. (jk no.)

big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Just rayban sunglasses while i drive.

Politics -- Left swaying? Yes.

Vegetarian? Only when I'm not eating meat.

What is your favorite artist? Right now.... Animal Collective

Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? lol.

on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) this is dumb.

[mr benn]

You, my good pal, are on the verge of becoming an all out hipster. Keep up the good work, soon you'll know more artists that are unheard of than anyone else in your city.

 

Damn...

[cleverbastid]

I don't see how liking ampegs and being vegetarian has {censored} to do with anything

[mr benn]

Liking Ampegs has to do with being awsome...

[amarr1]

1. No 2. No, but I will soon 3. No 4. Yes, owned a Sheraton and own an old Fender Twin Reverb 5. Like them both, but don't consider them the greatest 6. No 7. No 8. Used to consume, and still want to, but job gets in the way 9. Yes 10. No 11. Dem 12. No 13. Brand New 14. Recycle a little 3-5 on the scale, I'd say

 

Congrats buddy! You are probably the most hipster person in this thread. You enjoy such television networks as Bravo and Food Network, if you could care to afford cable. One of your relatives was a protestant minister, although after his lessons/teachings, you began to formulate your own beliefs and shape your own opinions. Favorite president: Clinton