Members Ryan. Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 A vegetarian pizza for a homeless person. Workman'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members samueldchilders Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 The person I killed, just for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 The person I killed, just for the lulz. also this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HeartfeltDawn Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 I think you aren't allowed to get food from a restaurant. I read or heard something with a guy who worked in a kitchen at a prison and was responsible for cooking every prisoners last meal. Weird {censored}ing job to say the least. {censored}ing cushy job that must have been. Imagine being a chef, safe in the knowledge that you'll never receive a complaint from the people you cook for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HeartfeltDawn Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 LOL! I'd be filling my face but in a different way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Akridosity Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 I ask for the rarest mushroom in the world, then escape while they're busy finding that rare mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor. Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 New York-style pizza with ricotta cheese and meatballs, with avocado on the side, and if the warden will allow it, a glass of the best pinot noir money can buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THAT4301 Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pizza with meatballs? No wonder you're on death row, you're messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mr benn Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Genuinely,if I was in that position i'd be ordering the liver of this mofo ...prepared by the regular prison chef If it didn't kill you,you'd feel like the luckiest man in the world...for about three minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members onyxrhino Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 the governor's dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hugbot Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 {censored}ing cushy job that must have been. Imagine being a chef, safe in the knowledge that you'll never receive a complaint from the people you cook for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravvyBear Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Ruby Tuesdays Thai Phoon Shrimp Prime Rib Some queso Some hot wings Some steamed brocoli Dr Pepper And a Gin and Tonic, lots of lime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Nice work Trav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Expressway to yr Skull Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Munchy Box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Genuinely,if I was in that position i'd be ordering the liver of this mofo ...prepared by the regular prison chef If it didn't kill you,you'd feel like the luckiest man in the world...for about three minutes "beautiful language isn't it marge". [video=hulu;ypgk5d0_G5zhDnXcwWW99Q] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fetch Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 That's simple, yo! And for a beverage- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor. Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pizza with meatballs? No wonder you're on death row, you're messed up. Dude, you have to try it. I was skeptical myself but now it's like, my favorite thing to eat. AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted March 23, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 That's simple, yo! And for a beverage- Who the hell is Fetch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fetch Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnderMocs Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Pizza with meatballs? No wonder you're on death row, you're messed up. it's more or less just meat on a pizza. not really different from sausage or beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 Jack's Pizza with extra Mozz Open Pit with some liquid smoke and mollasses a lot of Vieux Carre Absinthe + ice a bar of Vosges bacon Dark Chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joshmac Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 God this thread is making me hungry........time to go commit a murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members pktsymph Posted March 23, 2011 Members Share Posted March 23, 2011 VEAL PARM GRINDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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