Members Gonkboy Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 I bought a Jazzmaster last year. It was a limited edition MIJ version and made my penis hard so I bought it. A year later the seller contacted my girlfriend offering to buy the guitar back. Turns out there were only 500 made. $$$$ Here it is: I told my girl to tell them to suck a nut. TLDR: My jazzmaster is valuable and I'm a legend in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boytbpc Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Price it accordingly or suck a nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oinkbanana Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 how much did he sell it forand how much was he offering to get it back? how much would it take to get you to part with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Player99 Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 You could just say no thank you politely...Do you need to humiliate the poor guy as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gonkboy Posted March 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 You could just say no thank you politely...Do you need to humiliate the poor guy as well? Suck a nut, ya pansy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fetch Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Suck a nut, ya pansy! You attention-seeking dumb {censored}; out of the responses given you choose only to respond to that? Why even bother with the thread in the first place? Wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gambit Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 strip it into parts and ebay them all seperately. then post him links to all of the auctions (personally, i'd sell it.. coz it's a gaudy piece of bling and the $$$$ you could get.. you could start a drug trafficking empire!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 gold hardware on custard colour guitars ftl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aristotle Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 TLDR: My jazzmaster is valuable and I'm a legend in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gonkboy Posted March 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 You attention-seeking dumb {censored}; out of the responses given you choose only to respond to that?Why even bother with the thread in the first place? Wanker. Don't get your panties in a twist Feltch. I know it's not to everyone's taste but I love the fact it's a bit different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Perhaps the only Jazzmaster I've ever not liked the look of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Perhaps the only Jazzmaster I've ever not liked the look of. Or sound of- I played those 50th anniversary ones a few times and they just seem off, way more of than the cij line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Friendly Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Being as that guitar just screams "sexually confused", it's probably best that you keep it for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9520575 Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 I like it. suck a nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yanktar Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 You don't play the color, but while I like the gold fittings, I don't like the body color, especially with that pick guard. If you LOVE the guitar, keep it. If you don't sell it back to the seller for a fat premium! Make a profit! Sorry to hear a Jazzie disappoints with its sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arthurdent'd Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 terrible, plinky treble machines. do not want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eti Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Now it all makes sense; the guitar color, the guy in your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gambit Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 I like it. suck my gold-plated nuts. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fender&EHX4ever Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Hawt! Keep that sexxy thing and tell everyone to sukk a nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 You attention-seeking dumb {censored}; out of the responses given you choose only to respond to that? Why even bother with the thread in the first place? Wanker. I agree. You really need an ego boost this bad? Cool. Nice guitar, now learn to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LSDis4me Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Hawt! Keep that sexxy thing and tell everyone to sukk a nut. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 I would not hesitate to sell that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crohny Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Not going to lie, that is an ugly guitar. I hope it plays and sounds good cause it sure as {censored} isn't eye candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aristotle Posted March 11, 2012 Members Share Posted March 11, 2012 Holy crap. Woke up to like 10 friend requests! Sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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