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Read this on some website today, really really good philosophy.


 

 

 

 

 

You were on your way home when you died.


It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.


And that

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Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D

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then why don't i give myself a {censored}ing raise?

 

You will in your next life. But it'll be sometime in the past so you'll actually be making less.

Still, you'll be happy because that's when He was Carrying You, or something.

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