Members chrispsullivan Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 too bad the feds need all of our income taxes or else they might actually let us break off (along with oregon and hawaii ) we make more money than any other state, and without us the GDP would suffer greatly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members outtahear Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Please...cut us off...now!We'll take our 2 trillion $$ gross state product and become the 7th biggest nation. Do we keep our 1,239,548 active-duty military personnel 7,932 Army personnel96,047 Navy (including 20,000+ Marines)19,969 Air ForceOh and who is going to protect you from the West? As a sovereign nation we can close our borders and send the immigrants to the rest of you through Texas.Who is going to feed you? Most of your vegetables are from us...a lot of your beef is from us.We could charge you up the wazoo to come and visit our beaches and visit Disneyland.The dems have just about overstayed their welcome here and could well become a Rep state very soon... So yes, by all means - kick us out Uh, you forgot Hi Tech and Entertainment. All of it.(Oh yeah and....Porn.) Honestly, we're tired of supporting "Real 'Muricans" while having to neglect our own state. Have fun staring at a {censored}ing wall, because that's about what you'd have left. + You know, New York would be along soon, and you'll be sitting in the dark. (Nice understanding of how this country works.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verne Andru Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecotopia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members incufan7 Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Can we then ban Texas? Texas has a great economy, great people and a pretty great music scene. Why do you want to ban Texas?As a Texan myself I would rather Texas just ban the rest of the US and not have our money be stolen for the poor states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Howzabout we just ban idiots instead, regardless of location, religious or political affiliation?Send them all to Quebec where at least they'll feel at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members incufan7 Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Howzabout we just ban idiots instead, regardless of location, religious or political affiliation? Send them all to Quebec where at least they'll feel at home! lol +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Not signing. Drastic decrease in amature porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 But every time I have been there it is too...much...fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted April 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Not signing. Drastic decrease in amature porn. bro, amateur porn is best when it's self made. ie GET LAID AND VIDEO TAPE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 bro, amateur porn is best when it's self made. ie GET LAID AND VIDEO TAPE IT lololololooloololololololololol your assumption that i can just get laid is lolworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted April 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 lololololooloololololololololol your assumption that i can just get laid is lolworthyoh ummm... go try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 bro, amateur porn is best when it's self made. ie GET LAID AND VIDEO TAPE ITTrust me. NEVER do this! It's one thing looking at someone else's retarded, seizure-like {censored}-faces while watching porn, it's an entirely different thing to watch your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted April 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Trust me. NEVER do this! It's one thing looking at someone else's retarded, seizure-like {censored}-faces while watching porn, it's an entirely different thing to watch your own! Oh {censored}, man, I've got the {censored} faces down. I've been making homemade porn for like 10 years now I don't do the artsy stuff. Just camera on the {censored}ing business at hand, and I flip her around at all the crazy angles to get the good shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Just wait long enough and it will fall off in the ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MapexDrummer Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Can we then ban Texas? we already bant ourselves from teh union. feck you guys we'll hang with cali for a bit while their land is still connected to the US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Texas has a great economy, great people and a pretty great music scene. Why do you want to ban Texas?As a Texan myself I would rather Texas just ban the rest of the US and not have our money be stolen for the poor states. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh ummm... go try? lol it was a joke.sort of.when you've been in a relationship this long, it really can be kind of tough sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 The difference between TX and CA? TX weather sucks, TX has way more rednecks, TX doesn't produce as much foodstuff as CA, TX has fewer people than CA, TX is fatter than CA, CA makes way more money than TX, and finally TX just plain {censored}ing sucks. TX should leave the union. Hopefully the state will become even fatter and sink into the gulf of Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 The difference between TX and CA?TX weather sucks, TX has way more rednecks, TX doesn't produce as much foodstuff as CA, TX has fewer people than CA, TX is fatter than CA, CA makes way more money than TX, and finally TX just plain {censored}ing sucks.TX should leave the union. Hopefully the state will become even fatter and sink into the gulf of Mexico. Wait, which state is bankrupt and has the brown air again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Texas has things called "seasons", CA has more poor/homeless, TX produces more oil than CA, and I saw plenty of fatasses last time I was in LA !Also UT>USC... Maybe if we had our own Republic again we should ship all the illegal messicans over to you guys. Your state legislation seems to like them as much as ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Parah Salin Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Why don't we all stop being retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Why don't we all stop being retarded? No, it is my right as an Californian to be a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted April 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 lol it was a joke. sort of. when you've been in a relationship this long, it really can be kind of tough sometimes How long has it been? I've been married for a few years now, and have been with her longer than that. Still got the homemade pronz going Anyway, {censored} California Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrispsullivan Posted April 30, 2010 Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 Texas has things called "seasons", CA has more poor/homeless, TX produces more oil than CA, and I saw plenty of fatasses last time I was in LA ! Also UT>USC... Maybe if we had our own Republic again we should ship all the illegal messicans over to you guys. Your state legislation seems to like them as much as ours. California has a lot of homeless because people who live here arent complete assholes to them like they are in other states. Were a lot more generous. Homeless people travel from all over the US just to be homeless here. Hence, "California... super cool to the homeless."Also, I'm pretty sure if you count offshore drilling, Alaska is the only state that produces more oil.I see the rest of the Union as a huge pain in our side. If we didn't have to give away all of our money in federal income tax to support the rest of the country, we would be just fine. Good luck to the rest of the US getting along without California's economy and industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted April 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 30, 2010 {censored} Hollywood too We all complain about the crap Hollywood puts out, but they continue to get paid more and more as the years go by. We could eliminate all that bull{censored}, along with the LA record industry Oh, and we'll bribe your latino population to smuggle fruits and veggies out. Anyway, you all will be far too busy giving each other handjobs over how enlightened your new country is, while the US will recover instantly from the loss of Commiefornia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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