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PETITION: Ban California from the United States


Ron Burgandy

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Please...cut us off...now!


We'll take our 2 trillion $$ gross state product and become the 7th biggest nation. Do we keep our


1,239,548 active-duty military personnel

7,932 Army personnel

96,047 Navy (including 20,000+ Marines)

19,969 Air Force


Oh and who is going to protect you from the West?


As a sovereign nation we can close our borders and send the immigrants to the rest of you through Texas.


Who is going to feed you? Most of your vegetables are from us...a lot of your beef is from us.


We could charge you up the wazoo to come and visit our beaches and visit Disneyland.


The dems have just about overstayed their welcome here and could well become a Rep state very soon...


So yes, by all means - kick us out

 

 

Uh, you forgot Hi Tech and Entertainment. All of it.

(Oh yeah and....Porn.)

 

Honestly, we're tired of supporting "Real 'Muricans" while having to neglect our own state.

 

Have fun staring at a {censored}ing wall, because that's about what you'd have left.

 

+ You know, New York would be along soon, and you'll be sitting in the dark.

 

(Nice understanding of how this country works.)

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Can we then ban Texas?
:cop:



Texas has a great economy, great people and a pretty great music scene. Why do you want to ban Texas?

As a Texan myself I would rather Texas just ban the rest of the US and not have our money be stolen for the poor states.

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Trust me. NEVER do this! It's one thing looking at someone else's retarded, seizure-like {censored}-faces while watching porn, it's an entirely different thing to watch your own!
:lol::facepalm:



Oh {censored}, man, I've got the {censored} faces down. I've been making homemade porn for like 10 years now :D


I don't do the artsy stuff. Just camera on the {censored}ing business at hand, and I flip her around at all the crazy angles to get the good shots.

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Texas has a great economy, great people and a pretty great music scene. Why do you want to ban Texas?


As a Texan myself I would rather Texas just ban the rest of the US and not have our money be stolen for the poor states.

 

 

This.

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The difference between TX and CA?

TX weather sucks, TX has way more rednecks, TX doesn't produce as much foodstuff as CA, TX has fewer people than CA, TX is fatter than CA, CA makes way more money than TX, and finally TX just plain {censored}ing sucks.

TX should leave the union. Hopefully the state will become even fatter and sink into the gulf of Mexico.

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The difference between TX and CA?


TX weather sucks, TX has way more rednecks, TX doesn't produce as much foodstuff as CA, TX has fewer people than CA, TX is fatter than CA, CA makes way more money than TX, and finally TX just plain {censored}ing sucks.


TX should leave the union. Hopefully the state will become even fatter and sink into the gulf of Mexico.

 

 

Wait, which state is bankrupt and has the brown air again?

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Texas has things called "seasons", CA has more poor/homeless, TX produces more oil than CA, and I saw plenty of fatasses last time I was in LA :lol:!

Also UT>USC... ;)

Maybe if we had our own Republic again we should ship all the illegal messicans over to you guys. Your state legislation seems to like them as much as ours. :facepalm:

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lol it was a joke.



sort of.



when you've been in a relationship this long, it really can be kind of tough sometimes



How long has it been? :freak:


I've been married for a few years now, and have been with her longer than that. Still got the homemade pronz going :rawk:

Anyway, {censored} California :cop:

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Texas has things called "seasons",
CA has more poor/homeless
,
TX produces more oil than CA
, and I saw plenty of fatasses last time I was in LA
:lol:
!


Also UT>USC...
;)

Maybe if we had our own Republic again we should ship all the illegal messicans over to you guys. Your state legislation seems to like them as much as ours.
:facepalm:



California has a lot of homeless because people who live here arent complete assholes to them like they are in other states. Were a lot more generous. Homeless people travel from all over the US just to be homeless here. :lol: Hence, "California... super cool to the homeless."

Also, I'm pretty sure if you count offshore drilling, Alaska is the only state that produces more oil.



I see the rest of the Union as a huge pain in our side. If we didn't have to give away all of our money in federal income tax to support the rest of the country, we would be just fine. Good luck to the rest of the US getting along without California's economy and industry.

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{censored} Hollywood too :cop:



We all complain about the crap Hollywood puts out, but they continue to get paid more and more as the years go by. We could eliminate all that bull{censored}, along with the LA record industry :cop:

Oh, and we'll bribe your latino population to smuggle fruits and veggies out. :cop:

Anyway, you all will be far too busy giving each other handjobs over how enlightened your new country is, while the US will recover instantly from the loss of Commiefornia

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