Members Verence Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 im leaving the door open, because its not your personal space Were you born in a barn? Do you have ANY idea what the heating bill is for this place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BROLEX Posted March 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Were you born in a barn? Do you have ANY idea what the heating bill is for this place? oh, you didnt get my memo. anyways, the heat generated by the friction between Zagerist and Non-believers is more than enough to make up for the heat loss in the absence of the vacuum state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verence Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 I know, the Zager drama is annoying, but it'll pass. No need to add futher drama to existing drama, I always say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zenbu Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 you want humor...here...pull my finger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Steadfastly Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Obviously you just don't know good humour when you hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 jeez, getting defensive already. should i A/B the Esteban against a Zager? see which one has the better value? Yes...yes, you should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 you want humor...here...pull my finger... If you're not a Texan...you should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 you want humor...here...pull my finger... LMAO I haven't heard that one in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dave W. Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 This forum is much better now that we have humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members totamus Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 There once was a troll from Nantucketthat Canadians thought was full of S***It came back to himand Im sporting a grinCause instead of slinging now he ducks it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 There once was a troll from Nantucket that Canadians thought was full of S*** It came back to him and Im sporting a grin Cause instead of slinging now he ducks it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members outdoorgb Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common. Both suck when you plug them in. What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? The chain saw has greater dynamic range. How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar? Nobody knows. I'm kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common. Both suck when you plug them in. What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? The chain saw has greater dynamic range. How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar? Nobody knows. I'm kidding! LMAO My banjo playing is so lousy that the chain saw probably does sound better. But the banjo is still more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bsman Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Perfect Pitch: (n) Pur-fect pich - 1) The ability to distinguish tones accurately2) The act of throwing a banjo into a dumpster w/out hitting the sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Freeman Keller Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 The difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline. Guitars vs Women Guitars vs Men now can we go back to being serious babies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Glenn F Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 How do you get a guitar player to play more softly? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless.... How do you know there's a drummer at your door? The knocking speeds up and slows down when the pizza gets delivered. How do you know the stage is level? Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth... "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a guitarist!" "Now, Johnny, you can't do both!" Thanks folks! I'll be here all week! Cheerio, Glenn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Simon76 Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Hello, my name is Simon and I own an Ovation.It's been 7 days since I've had my way with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members denvertrakker Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common. Both suck when you plug them in. For our Brit friends (and Freeman): Didja hear about the vacuum made by Lucas Electrics? It was the only product they ever made that didn't suck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Freeman Keller Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 For our Brit friends (and Freeman): Didja hear about the vacuum made by Lucas Electrics? It was the only product they ever made that didn't suck.... Motto at Lucas Electric - "never drive at night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rjoxyz Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 So, a guitar player, a mandolin player and a banjo player walk into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jamesp Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 And the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" [YOUTUBE]94Cmbrkwaao[/YOUTUBE]Happy Birthday Jethro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dave W. Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 Motto at Lucas Electric - "never drive at night" Ah Lucas, the Prince of Darkness Actually the lights on my old Triumph 650 work quite well, makes it easy to see the oil spot underneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rjoxyz Posted March 10, 2008 Members Share Posted March 10, 2008 So, a guitar player, a mandolin player and a banjo player walk into a bar... and the bartender says to the guitar player, "Hey is that an Estaban?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeepEnd Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 Why do banjo tunes have names? So you can tell them apart. What do you call a banjo player in a suit? The defendant. That said, Chuck Norris is correct in a sense. It often doesn't take this group long to hit "snarl mode." Seems sometimes like almost anything will set folks off. Sometimes it seems like the folks who talk about how friendly this place is simply haven't broken one of the unwritten rules yet. When they do, watch out, here come the rabid pit bulls. I like it here for the most part but occasionally I don't want any part of this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members larry50 Posted March 11, 2008 Members Share Posted March 11, 2008 What's the difference between a professional musician and a medium pizza? One can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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