Members gitnoob Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 YAWAAL It is just a Pileated woodpecker, not a red-headed. You {censored}ers have crossed a line with mis-identifying my favorite {censored}ing bird! Wait a {censored}ing minute. What {censored}ing color is the {censored}ing pileum? Blue?! And where is the {censored}ing pileum? On the bird's {censored}ing ass?! I never said the whole {censored}ing head was {censored}ing red, did I? Oh, wait. Were you talkin' to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fred Fartboski Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Am I in PP or AG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hudman Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Am I in PP or AG? String trees and neck blanks are sensitive subjects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Wow, BigAl you are a regular Doctor Phil. You got me all figured out. I've been trolling here for nearly 4+ years. This post is why I love this place. All the crazy you could ever want in a travel size package..... Ed, that last line is sig worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hudman Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Ed, that last line is sig worthy. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poppytater Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Just got in from a hard day of cutting string trees. Rough day, my axe broke, failed at the scarf joint, damn two piece necks.Then, on the way out of the woods, I bruised my spanish heel and damn near busted my spanish ass.Luckily, I come from a long line of assholes, I'm a asshole, Dad was an asshole like his dad before him, and, as I'm sure you all know, you can't keep a asshole down for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hudman Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Just got in from a hard day of cutting string trees. Rough day, my axe broke, failed at the scarf joint, damn two piece necks.Then, on the way out of the woods, I bruised my spanish heel and damn near busted my spanish ass.Luckily, I come from a long line of assholes, I'm a asshole, Dad was an asshole like his dad before him, and, as I'm sure you all know, you can't keep a asshole down for long. You are in the right place. We have all varieties of assholes. We are the virtual, melting pot of assholes. Pompous assholes, self righteous assholes, trouble making assholes, expert assholes, bitter assholes, angry assholes, miserable assholes, silly assholes and crazy assholes seem to be the most common.... Welcome to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guildfire Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Just got in from a hard day of cutting string trees. Rough day, my axe broke, failed at the scarf joint, damn two piece necks.Then, on the way out of the woods, I bruised my spanish heel and damn near busted my spanish ass.Luckily, I come from a long line of assholes, I'm a asshole, Dad was an asshole like his dad before him, and, as I'm sure you all know, you can't keep a asshole down for long. You should get a new line of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pitar Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Just got in from a hard day of cutting string trees. Rough day, my axe broke, failed at the scarf joint, damn two piece necks.Then, on the way out of the woods, I bruised my spanish heel and damn near busted my spanish ass.Luckily, I come from a long line of assholes, I'm a asshole, Dad was an asshole like his dad before him, and, as I'm sure you all know, you can't keep a asshole down for long.That's right. That's why I sport a "W" tattooed on each cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poppytater Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 You should get a new line of work. I've got an application in at Victoria's Secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 You should get a new line of work.I got a new line of work and now I can say without a doubt that I deal with more assholes on a daily basis than anyone here at AG....Unless somebody here just happens to be a proctologist.BTW...don't anyone give me a hard time when I have a thermometer in my hand, either. If you do, I'll severely curtail your options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members martinipm Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Where's Rodney King when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hudman Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 I've got an application in at Victoria's Secret. Hey, you may be a perverted asshole....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guildfire Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 I've got an application in at Victoria's Secret. No you should go see Sami, she has right idea for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 No you should go see Sami, she has right idea for you.Maybe not, Guildfire. It would be my rotten luck that he'd fart and shoot me with the damned thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guildfire Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Maybe not, Guildfire. It would be my rotten luck that he'd fart and shoot me with the damned thing. Well yes, he is an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poppytater Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Maybe not, Guildfire. It would be my rotten luck that he'd fart and shoot me with the damned thing. I love it when you talk dirty to me:love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sangemon Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 We are all wrong, lying assholes on this bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 I love it when you talk dirty to me:love::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Andy77 Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 Nothing like an enthusiast arguing with experts to bring out the humour. This is in the top 5 funniest threads (tragic funny, not the laughing with kind) I've seen on this forum. Any chance of getting links for the other 4? :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members C70man Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 This thread has lived way beyond its expected life span. Time to end this madness. And red headed woodpeckers don't have to be called Pilliated. That sounds like something a doctor gets accused of when he hands out too many drugs to someone. And Rodney King is never around when you need him... And buses, trains, and automobiles are always filled with assholes that like to talk dirty to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knockwood Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 What the {censored} is a mini strat? You're a {censored}ing man! Get a {censored}ng MAN STRAT, for {censored}'s sake! The world has gone completely {censored}ing insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BROLEX Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 HERE YOU GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samilyn Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 HERE YOU GO Ugh. That thing just looks very wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members martinipm Posted December 4, 2009 Members Share Posted December 4, 2009 What the {censored} is a mini strat?You're a {censored}ing man! Get a {censored}ng MAN STRAT, for {censored}'s sake!The world has gone completely {censored}ing insane. Do you type emails to your Momma on that {censored}ing keyboard? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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